Peridot Cares: Step 2 - Securing the Smash

[PeridotPuss]

drawing of your avy or whatever

yes I still would like a portrait drawn

 

[Mowgli]

Hello again, if you need a refresher on our last session (Peridot Cares: Step 1 - Early Stages) go here:

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/peridot-cares-step-1-early-stages.357687/

Now, Step 2 - Securing the Smash. Some of you nikkas legit cannot close p*ssy like yall completion percentage in the red zone like last in the league or some such shyt, like a bytch could lead you to the front door, slide off her sweaty leopard thong, give a nikka the and walk inside and instead of following her inside like a gentleman, some nikkas would instead run up on the coli like "#HOH brehs, she tried to make me pick up her drrrrawzz off the ground, i told that bytch, do it herself and go wash her flabby ass, dirty bytch! " and instead no p*ssy was had that day.


Moving on. ..tips to close p*ssy:

1. No pre-smash fukkups. Do what you say you're going to do at least for the first 30 days, call when you say you will, etc. bytches hate the anxiety of a lying ass man.Pump faking causes skepticism, skepticism locks up the p*ssy. p*ssy won't feel safe. p*ssy won't open.


2. Be CONFIDENT in your dikk game. Now I know a lot of yall nikkas can't fukk. ...but do your best. Stop beating your dikk till it barely works on gameday, stop using the same sex routine you used on your ex girl. DO NOT ASK HER BODY COUNT.

3. Attempt sex with bytches who are likely to actuallyy accept your dikk the chick that's wondering about you and asking annoying shyt about how you feeling today and shyt, what's on your mind, the simple bird who laughs at your simple jokes. She may not look like your "dream girl" but she's down to fukk and more than likely whoever youre chasing or pining over couldn't care if you burst into flames and lost your liver, so get it together. She not thinking about you and reading your texts like

And your "game" isn't going to unlock that puss.

4. Stop thinking like you slick. I doubt any of you nikkas ever tricked a bytch out her panties like eveeerrrrrr....you recieveth the p*ssy that hath been given. Acting like a swizzling shady ass trickster ass nikka is gonna make her wanna lock up her puss longer to see if you can be trusted. and once she knows you can't, your attempt to smash has now totally been flipped and after that few days/weeks/months of time and money still no p*ssy for you.

That's all for now. And remember, as always, Peridot cares.

The first 30 days? if it takes you 30 days to smash a thot, i dont think you're going to be fukking her very long if at all.

The chick that's going out with you but acting disinterested tryin ti make you wait doesn't think you have it in the pants.

Good girls that aren't virgins give that cut asap on some lovey dovey shyt.

 

[PeridotPuss]

Tell us stuff we learned in high school brehettes

Clearly nikkas failed to pay attention.

 

[Thizz Khalifa.]

Maybe for some. My game hasn't been tight enough to smash a chick that wasn't totally into me unless she was jumpoff status. Most regular dudes either smash chicks below their level or chicks that are interested in a relationship with them. I haven't ran across a 7+ chick that only wanted to f**k (me), ever in life. The 5's and 6's sometimes did, but that's what I wanted them to do anyways.

Any man can smash Dimes it's all about mouth piece and confidence

 

[PeridotPuss]

The first 30 days? if it takes you 30 days to smash a thot, i dont think you're going to be fukking her very long if at all.

The chick that's going out with you but acting disinterested tryin ti make you wait doesn't think you have it in the pants.

Good girls that aren't virgins give that cut asap on some lovey dovey shyt.

30 days of good behavior...not 30 days for the p*ssy smh....a smart nikka will give good behavior at LEAST 30 days or you won't be hitting that on an at-will basis....

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

You talking about this?

lol. it was literally the frame before that.


Look, if you're trying to entice me to dinner...


... it might work.


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[A1aaa]

you must have those nudes on deck, too, huh?

 

[Mowgli]

30 days of good behavior...not 30 days for the p*ssy smh....a smart nikka will give good behavior at LEAST 30 days or you won't be hitting that at will....

O. I see. I usually start acting up after I make her piss the bed, nut in her mouth or blast her culo.

This is when demands and the tone for the relationship begins.

Gotta get her used to giving head 3 days a week for the rest of her life you feel

 

[PeridotPuss]

And don't bring up sexual inuendos when talking with chicks. Soon as you start talking about sex it gets corny and thirsty and turns chicks off

QUOTED AGAIN FOR EMPHASIS

 

[Shadow King]

I'm too reserved. I won't speak just to speak. If I have valuable input I talk.

THIS.

Also, @PeridotPuss I could accept what's thrown at me but I ain't tryna be Norbit up under Rasputia

And I can't be kissing/going down on nobody without knowing that count

I think celibacy is in my future

 

[live it to the limit]

This made me LOL so damn hard, I'm still at work......
But this is soooo true.
A dude has never "convinced " me to sleep with him. I knew I wanted to the first time we talked or exchanged numbers. shyt most of the time before we've ever even spoken.
My "yeah, he can get it " radar goes off before dudes even open their mouths

 

[PeridotPuss]

As long as you are assertive and look like you know what you're doing, you can finesse ANY and EVERY broad outta some p*ssy:HOHBREEZY3:

The fact some of you nikkas taking notes on how to acquire p*ssy from a female shows already you lack the self-confidence and self-belief that women find attractive.LOOKS DONT MATTER. :HOHBREEZY2:

In other words, fake it till you make it with women. You gotta believe you're the man, so they believe you're the man :HOHBREEZY:

Your use of Chris Brown bucket hat smileys leaves me skeptical I can't lie

Also you didn't fake her out of shyt, yall nikkas can even fathom when bytches like yall cornball asses just the way you are and go fukk it up with extra shyt

fukk you talking about finessing honestly?

 

[duncanthetall]

Look at you being a father to these nikkas

This got me dumb weak

 

[Vice Queen]

Da hell kinda 90s late night radio session shyt is dis?

 

[satireprod]

step 3, you jumping ahead in the syllabus

So this is on the curriculum for this semester too?