Pet peeves in a smoking session

[My Name Is My Naaame]

Mfs who lip it instead of tip it..getting the blunt wet as hell witcho nasty ass salivagotta dry the end up n shyt


Mfs who love to talk instead of hitting the blunt.telling some long ass pointless story. Holding the blunt while its burning out..like damn is u tryna smoke or wat.nikka if u cant multitask pass that shyt


Mfs that be chiefin.blunt rotate twice n that bytch damn near gone already.everybody know who it be too.we be like damnthey sitting back like


And last but not least...the mfs who love to stretch the weedtalking bout i think we can get two outta this
Blunts be anorexic as hell.mfs smoking swishers.boa if u dont roll all that shyt in that bluntmatter fact ill roll


I know yall ran across some annoying ass smoking buddies

 

[Beedad]

Mfs who lip it instead of tip it..getting the blunt wet as hell witcho nasty ass salivagotta dry the end up n shyt

That was always an argument but the person doing it would always say, "you licked it when you rolled it, so there's saliva being shared already."

 

[Mastamimd]

Scavengers.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

The leech who always got stories of how high he was or the crazy strains he smoked but never has any bud when your around


The weed snob who wants to talk about strain genetics and percentages


The aqualung who hits the blunt like a vaccuum cleaner and every time he hits the blunt it comes back shorter thsn should be possible

 

[Jparker]

People scrolling on their phone letting the L burn


Pass it nikka

 

[My Name Is My Naaame]

That was always an argument but the person doing it would always say, "you licked it when you rolled it, so there's saliva being shared already."

Nah fukk that.i dry the shyt properly.the only noticeable wetness of the blunt is coming from yo wet ass lips

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

Mfs who lip it instead of tip it..getting the blunt wet as hell witcho nasty ass salivagotta dry the end up n shyt


Mfs who love to talk instead of hitting the blunt.telling some long ass pointless story. Holding the blunt while its burning out..like damn is u tryna smoke or wat.nikka if u cant multitask pass that shyt


Mfs that be chiefin.blunt rotate twice n that bytch damn near gone already.everybody know who it be too.we be like damnthey sitting back like


And last but not least...the mfs who love to stretch the weedtalking bout i think we can get two outta this
Blunts be anorexic as hell.mfs smoking swishers.boa if u dont roll all that shyt in that bluntmatter fact ill roll


I know yall ran across some annoying ass smoking buddies

They don't even realize they wasting breh, speak when you dun passed that mf

 

[My Name Is My Naaame]

And lets not forget the mf who didnt put on shyt but make sure theyre there for every session like

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

And lets not forget the mf who didnt put on shyt but make sure theyre there for every session like

Don't forget bytches who bring flavored blunts to a session

 

[My Name Is My Naaame]

Don't forget bytches who bring flavored blunts to a session

My nikka love flavored blunts...black cherry n mango his favorite

 

[Collateral]

When there be like 8 heads deep and nobody wants to roll

 

[My Name Is My Naaame]

When there be like 8 heads deep and nobody wants to roll

Lol ill sholl a be like



Especially if im drinking...aint noboby got time fa thah

 

[joeychizzle]

I usually smoke joints. One issue with rolling joints is that some folks usually smoke blunts/pipes/bongs and can't fukking roll with papers, then the shyt ends up sideburning. You know what I mean, when one side of the joint looks like a canadian winter while the other side looking like a fukking cali forest fire.

People that hog the joint. Mofukka you have 25 - 30 seconds in total to hold the joint, take two hits and pass or jump out the window.
People that never have weed but still taking hits.
People that make the tip wet (n/h). Like breh, are you hitting a joint or are you getting prison flashbacks (n/h)
People that only wanna roll if you contribute. Bruh I'll roll the next one with my shyt, just roll yours first. Not like we gonna cheat you outta bud
People that be coughing or sneezing even when we just chillin. Man, if you ill, got a throat problem or a cold, you ain't hitting this joint.
People that get too high with a couple hits. Like man, How we been smoking together for a while and you still pass out every time
People that DROP THE JOINT. Mannnnnnnnnnnn keep that shyt in your hand or fukk off
People that you've never seen in your life turning up to smoke with you like it's totally ok. Breh who tf are you and who did you come with
People that complain about your joint/blunt. bytch, roll your own

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Mfs who lip it instead of tip it..getting the blunt wet as hell witcho nasty ass salivagotta dry the end up n shyt


Mfs who love to talk instead of hitting the blunt.telling some long ass pointless story. Holding the blunt while its burning out..like damn is u tryna smoke or wat.nikka if u cant multitask pass that shyt


Mfs that be chiefin.blunt rotate twice n that bytch damn near gone already.everybody know who it be too.we be like damnthey sitting back like


And last but not least...the mfs who love to stretch the weedtalking bout i think we can get two outta this
Blunts be anorexic as hell.mfs smoking swishers.boa if u dont roll all that shyt in that bluntmatter fact ill roll


I know yall ran across some annoying ass smoking buddies

fukkers who spliff shyt with tobacco when you already rolled with only green

fukkers who are weed biologists, examining every damn strain and shyt. the shyt is good what else do you want

fukkers who don't let you know that they smoking some super lotus shyt and let you just hit it knowing you wasnt ready. tell me what the hell I'm hitting, so i can put on a seatbelt or some shyt

cosmetic smokers. nikka we smoking to get high, don't fukking try to play some jazz and rap like q-tip now that you hit the j

social justice smokers. how are you gonna talk about equity and world peace but you taxing on the ganja?

mid life smokers i smoked with some professors once and they just came off as boogie. fukkers passing bongs and shyt, i hate hitting bongs after people. especially when the black dude has tribal tats and a fedora on and his white "partner" looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, they have a gender neutral pet, shop at a farm, knit their own clothes out of Salvation Army even though her dad is either a lawyer, doctor, or accountant, always mentioning obscure folk bands, wants to play Cards against Humanity, and wears Toms. Im not sure where I went with that but Im pretty sure I smoked with some people like this before.

Smoking with the chick who gets horny when she is high and tries to blame the weed for wanting the dikk. Yeah that weed got you feeling good, but you knew you wanted to fukk or not when you got in the car. Quit flexing like that mango kush is an afrodisiac

The "I only smoke on special occasions and that occasion is when you got bud" smokers. They come out at family reunions, after church services and classes, Tuesdays, paydays, and any given holiday. They always preach how they don't do this often but every time you holding is conveniently their cheat day. When they start smoking usually they will start talking some dikk Gregory shyt.

I will think of more

 

[jerniebert]

Agree with OP on all his peeves. I also hate it when people stare at it while it burns.

But the worst thing is a person who gets a big ass puff but instead of holding that shyt in they let it all out right away. Talking about I didn't get high.