
Because people visiting DC are really saying "I wanna go to a gogo and then it up a carry out and have some wings with mambo sauce"

Because Hugo Boss, Solbiato, Helly Hanson overalls in 90 degree weather, and dusty dreads are the wave

Because going to Moombahton Massive doesn't sound like the same beat playing all night long

Let's not act like DC doesn't have an inferiority complex.
DC does have bits of culture (gogo, punk, Cool Disco Dan, photo booths at the gogo/cabaret, etc.) but I'ma need better evidence.