Phrases Your Parents Were Known For

[datnigDASTARDLY]

my father getting road rage: "boy, i'm tellin you the truth...."

or

me: "can i get a nintendo game?"
mom: "you look like a damn intendo game "

I say this to my kids now

One time, one of the kids was running in the house after I told his ass to stop, and he slipped and knocked something over.

I yelled "You fall because you fell! "

Wife looked at me like ...did you just say that dumb shyt?

I'm like uh...yeah I kinda messed that up

 

[GoAggieGo.]

My two aunts love to gossip. If one of my aunts thinks there’s a lie being told, she’ll respond “that’s your tale, I sit on mine”

My dad cooked in our house. When he was finished he’d always yell, “soups on”

“All in the koolaid, and don’t even know the flavor” my aunt again.

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

my pops was basically Leonard Washington from Chappelle Show down to talking with the toothpick in his mouth

The one I heard the most was

"Ya ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower" or some variation of it for any of of the 12,000 times i got in trouble, got so bad to the point he had to abbreviate his slogan
when he would come up to school , he would just shoot me the and say "GRASS!!!".

While i'm just


If I walked up to pops talmbout "im bored" he'd tell me "Make your own happening" meaning find ya own way to make the day interesting "

When ever my moms would get fighting mad she'd start threatening to "Jap Slap" someone.................

 

[Givethanks]

"birds of a feather flock together" - mom




I DONT PICK UP COLLECT CALLS - Dad

 

[Bud Bundy]

I scored four touchdowns in a single game.

 

[Peak]

Dad: Peak!

Peak (upstairs): Yes Dad?

Dad:......

Peak: YES DAD!?!?!

Dad: Heh!! Come down when I calling you!

Peak:

Peak (downstairs): Yes Dad?

Dad: Pass me the remote over there

Peak:

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Every time something fukked up happens or you tell my mother about something bad she always says “well goooooollllly day” to this day

After 40 years ok this earth I’ve never heard anyone on this earth say golly day except for her and my aunts


She also used to always say “if you don’t use it you lose it”. We never wasted food at my house

My pops favorite was always “life ain’t fair” every time one of us said something wasn’t fair. Which was damn near daily. He still uses 70s slang too like calling his friends his ace boons

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I scored four touchdowns in a single game.

 

[Sly Cookin]

Your first mistake can be your last mistake

 

[karim]

If there is one phrase I associate with my dad, it's "These people (cacs) are evil".

 

[The Guru]

When i wanted to do/eat anything remotely childlike:
"Bring him his pacifier"
My father would say that shyt when i ate nutella or watched cartoons at like 11.

 

[Gordon Sparks]

“God looks out for babies and fools…”

Mom Dukes, RIP

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

“Go play” = gtfoh we are about to do or talk about grown up shyt
“We’ll see…” NOT HAPPENING
“Don’t make me ask twice…” -

 

[imfromthesouthside]

When anything was ever closed
My Dad: it’s closed tighter than a pig’s ass

My mom is country for real and still says “warsh” instead of wash

 

[Buddy]

"Brush your teeth and wash your face"

"Move, you're not made of glass"

"Back up from that damn television "

"Either you're in or you're out "

"You smell like outside "

*Telling me to go take a bath* -- "I don't hear any water "

"It's two things I can't stand: A thief and a liar"

*Asks whats for dinner tonight*-- "Air "

*Bonus: Anytime we visited my great grandma*-- "Y'all go get these kids some chicken "