Phrases Your Parents Were Known For

[Pure Water]

Her: "BOY! "

Me:

 

[Umoja]

Her: "BOY! "

Me:

Yeah, knew I crossed a line when my mum said "Hey pissin tail boy"

 

[Positive Posting]

My uncle still heavily uses 70's slang. I think he must've been the cool kid growing up but never let it go. he calls dudes cat, says stuff like right on, and dig it. outtq sight etc.

My dad super nerdy, likes the phrase " sounds like a winner." anytime you make plans or end a convo. Be like " hey dad, i'll meet you over at Uncle's house." him "Sounds like a winner. *click*."

One my friends, constantly says "that's what's up." whenever he listens to people talk.

be like uh huh uh huh, or really? damn. That's what's up.."

i love this post, this what i signed up for

 

[Positive Posting]

my father getting road rage: "boy, i'm tellin you the truth...."

or

me: "can i get a nintendo game?"
mom: "you look like a damn intendo game "

yo momma funny ass hell mayne, god bless.

 

[Positive Posting]

What the fukk do outside smell like

weed and hennesey

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Lemme borrow some money, I’ll pay you back.


Knowing damn well I ain’t never seeing that money again

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

My mom always said, “because I said so” constantly. It annoyed the hell out of me, because I genuinely wanted to know why the answer was no.

 

[Buddy]

Anytime relatives came to the house, my dad would go and get a box of chicken

Never got any sides. Would just be chicken and the biscuits it came with

We still joke to this day that she would FORCE them to go shyt was mandatory. And if she took too long to say it we'd just ask like

Her: @us @myparents

We LOVED it but I remember one time we came down with my cousins and the funny one kinda snapped like "Grandma can we get some burgers this time?? Why you always want us to eat chicken? "


And we still got chicken

 

[Micky Mikey]

"Dont fatten no frogs for no snakes"

"Push come to shove"

"If u lay with a dog dont be surprised if u get up with fleas"

 

[Lv99 Slacker]

Um. My mom called me "baba".

 

[Json]

You best believe

 

[fifth column]

"Tink I de laff?"

"do I look like im laughing?"

"Teaaaaar yer assss!!!"

"SHADDAPPPP!!!!"

"If you think, your getting on MY nerves today you are ssssadly mistaken!"

"Briiiiiing de belt"

"Get fruh in front a me...."

All I can think of at this moment....

Yuh too red eye fi people tings

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Mom : "I'ma send you to Tall Trees if ya dont straighten up " or "You wanna go to Tall Trees"

Unbeknownst to me, some mythical nut house she would threaten to send me to whenever I got in major trouble in elementary. All I knew is it sounded like somehwere I did NOT want to be, I kept picturing The Joker and Killer Croc up in there punking nikkas and I would . That shyt used to calm me down like that tiara on Broly's head


Sounds harsh, but I cant emphasize enough how much of a problem I was, even in elementary. EXTREMELY Hyper Active and prone to Violent outburst. I had a small file cabinet in the principal's office dedicated solely to me filled with disciplinary forms , some of them going back as far as 2nd grade. I had issues an ass whooping couldnt fix. lighting fire crackers and throwing'em at nikkas who tried me, bringing real and fake cap guns to school, I hit one caccette with a ball bat for calling me a dumb nikka (ER), Even (unsuccessfully) stabbed a few nikkas with pencils on the school bus....just

I was this close to being Lil Z from City of God

 

[Kasgoinjail]

But they do.

Spose to train them not to

 

[Piff Perkins]

Mainly my parents quoting my grandparents.

“you don’t believe fat meat is greasy”

“don’t take any wooden nickels”