*PICS pg 4*So I just got played by a bytch I didn't even like Part 1 and Part 2**Story thread**

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My friend from an old job was telling me about this app called skout back in the day

Showing me all these wild convos and naked pictures telling me he's knocking girls down

I install the app and three girls in a row ask me for Money :laff:
 

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I deliver BREHS!!

off the strength of the friends ugliness i woulda known it wasnt one of those
 

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Stopped reading after the broad asked for $40. Read a lil part 2. I can't see how you cats sweat these average looking broads so bad. If she don't look like her pictures bounce. You know what if I was into the online thing, a bytch would have to face time or skype me. That's what I did back in the day. No time is wasted. If a broad don't want to, RED FLAG.
 

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:stopitslime: them bytches wasn't feelin me?!
The other nikkas on the couch was way less attractive than me wtf
nikka I'm in peak physical form I bench 300 lbs, squat 425 :wow:
:pacspit: I ain't the one who lied in my tinder photos my shyt has no make up nikka
The second ho ain't even unmatch neither :wtb:

:why:
she just likes having a slew of matches...kinda like trophies on a mantel
 

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So I met this chick on Tinder and she seemed pretty fine and shyt. So I'm choppin it up with her and then she asks me to borrow $40 and I'm like :stopitslime:

First of all I never trick on bytches especially hos I don't know:francis: secondly why doesn't she have other people she can ask for money either she is a prostitute or a lying thot or a person with no friends
that was the first red flag :upsetfavre:

So I'm like "Don't you have someone else you can borrow money from why is your first thing to ask for money from a stranger you met on a hook up app?" :stopitslime:

Then she gives me some sob story talkin bout she doesnt keep in touch with her parents or family and all she has are her friends but her friend is the person she needs the $40 for cuz she borrowed money from her so I'm thinking in my mind this bytch aint got a job? :francis:

So I tell her nah I aint givin her that cash :birdman:

A few days later I'm goin thru tinder messaging hos cuz I'm tryna get my dikk wet and so I send her a gif and hit her wit a line, to see what happens and she responds :ehh: then I ask her if I can come thru and she says yes but then in my mind I'm like :whoa::whoa: So I decide not to...cuz she wants me to meet somewhere I for real thought she was gonna have some stick up kids and try and run my shyt :damn:

The next night I was like fukk it maybe I can make some money off this bytch and try and be a pimp :birdman: put her on some cam whore shyt. :yeshrug: I had just got done read that Iceberg Slim book so...:yeshrug:
So I sent her a message saying "maybe I can help you out lemme know where you stay" :myman: and she said aight I'm at blah blah (it was a student apartments so i figured it was pretty safe) so get my shyt and pack some flavored vodka and go for a walk (she lives 10 mins away fukk wasting gas) and made sure I didn't bring any cash :troll: in case I did get robbed

I get there I see the bytch outside she looks nothing like her fukking pictures :scust:this bytch was fatter and less filled out that her pictures showed she had one of those typical Mexican bytches refrigerator shaped bodies :francis: but I wanted to fukk something so I was like :manny:
This bytch brought me inside and it was one of the jankest apartments ever she told me that she goes to community college and she is on the basketball team for the school :dame:
All of her roomates were also on the team and one of them hos has a baby cuz I saw a bottle with formula and a muthafukkin baby play game :sadcam: more RED FLAGS but my dikk was telling me :feedme:so I was like I got a condom :manny:

This bytch had just come from Jack In The MUTHAfukkIN Box and went back to sittin on the couch watching the benchwarmers :dame: In my mind I'm thinking this bytch don't need no more fast food she one big mac sandwich away from fat:wow:

so Im chillin letting her finish her food and we sit and watch the Bench Warmers (:rudy:) in silence while she eats I'm over here laid next to her and caressing her thigh and shyt trying to see how far she'll let me go:shaq: and shyt so she gets done with her food and I try to start convo and shyt and this bytch literally does not talk and stay givin short answers bein all focused on thiss shytty D list comedy so I'm like cool...I pull out the vodka and I'm like I got this shyt right here you drink right? :lupe:

And she like "yeah but not tonight...it's game night but tomorrow yeah..." so I'm like :beli: maybe I can still fukk its 12 am and she has a random nikka over she know whats goin down anyways :jawalrus:

This bytch is steady lookin at her phone, I go on her instagram this ho has over a 1000 followers :martin: another red flag

This ho had the worst conversation skills I have ever seen in my life, I'm really sittin here thinkin damn why am I here :snoop:

Suddenly she starts freaking out and her roommates come in and they start freaking out too and I'm like :dahell:

She said one of her teammates got too drunk at the bars and needs her to help her out and she said she can't hangout since she has to take care of her and I'm like "ok...:mindblown:" the bytch gave me a taco and took me in a car with her basketball friends
I made sure the bytch ain't know where I lived I got out a block away and said "aight lets hangout tomorrow after your game" she said "for sure there's gonna be a party" so I'm like ok :win:

I get to my crib and she unmatched me on Tinder :dead::dead::dead:

So I'm like ok cool this'll be a good story for the kids I have later in life:heh:

Next day I text her for good measure just to make sure I ain't missing out on the party :shaq2: there was nothing left to lose at that point :yeshrug: but hey atleast I got a free taco


The next week this same girl was the source of fukkery that leads me to my next story :mjlol: lemme know if yall wanna hear the second part this shyt took a while to type and I ain't tryin to put more if yall dont wanna read it
Whole thing was janky hoes :russ:
 

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LMAOOO the odds!

Don't chase p*ssy when desperate, you will overlook red flags (like you did) because you are desperate to bust a nut.

I'm glad I don't fuxx with Tinder or online dating in general, a lot of them chicks on there be busted af and they have a lot of issues.

At least when you see a chick in person, she can't hide how she really looks. Plus I ain't even know people would use Tinder

if they were in a town or city for a couple days.
 
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