*PICS pg 4*So I just got played by a bytch I didn't even like Part 1 and Part 2**Story thread**

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Lame story but OP is young but i give him a pass.


Damn i wish i had something like Snapchat when i was twenty. p*ssy was so hard to come by back then...


Now i literally have to beat beatiful women off me on the daily, but thats how life goes i guess...::

 

[cyndaquil]

Lame story but OP is young but i give him a pass.


Damn i wish i had something like Snapchat when i was twenty. p*ssy was so hard to come by back then...


Now i literally have to beat beatiful women off me on the daily, but thats how life goes i guess...::

 

[Shadowmayne]

Forty dollars!? :HairdresserfromBabyBoy:

 

[dontreadthis]

lol how you gonna call the first girl a thot?

1. you were trying to fukk but didn't
2. she was ugly and built like a refrigerator box
3. she was giving you no rhythm when y'all met up
4. she probably txted her friend to make up some BS excuse to get you out of their house
5. she told you come through to the party but as soon as you get out the car she unmatched you
6. she was ugly and built like a damn refrigerator box

 

[joeychizzle]

On a scale of to 10, this L ranks.. at a 3. Nobody got hurt but you got ethered very gently.
I would've at least broken something or taken some shyt if those hos said it was awkward I was there after inviting me

 

[Supreme HD]

So I met this chick on Tinder and she seemed pretty fine and shyt. So I'm choppin it up with her and then she asks me to borrow $40 and I'm like

First of all I never trick on bytches especially hos I don't know secondly why doesn't she have other people she can ask for money either she is a prostitute or a lying thot or a person with no friends
that was the first red flag

So I'm like "Don't you have someone else you can borrow money from why is your first thing to ask for money from a stranger you met on a hook up app?"

Then she gives me some sob story talkin bout she doesnt keep in touch with her parents or family and all she has are her friends but her friend is the person she needs the $40 for cuz she borrowed money from her so I'm thinking in my mind this bytch aint got a job?

So I tell her nah I aint givin her that cash

A few days later I'm goin thru tinder messaging hos cuz I'm tryna get my dikk wet and so I send her a gif and hit her wit a line, to see what happens and she responds then I ask her if I can come thru and she says yes but then in my mind I'm like So I decide not to...cuz she wants me to meet somewhere I for real thought she was gonna have some stick up kids and try and run my shyt

The next night I was like fukk it maybe I can make some money off this bytch and try and be a pimp put her on some cam whore shyt. I had just got done read that Iceberg Slim book so...
So I sent her a message saying "maybe I can help you out lemme know where you stay" and she said aight I'm at blah blah (it was a student apartments so i figured it was pretty safe) so get my shyt and pack some flavored vodka and go for a walk (she lives 10 mins away fukk wasting gas) and made sure I didn't bring any cash in case I did get robbed

I get there I see the bytch outside she looks nothing like her fukking pictures this bytch was fatter and less filled out that her pictures showed she had one of those typical Mexican bytches refrigerator shaped bodies but I wanted to fukk something so I was like
This bytch brought me inside and it was one of the jankest apartments ever she told me that she goes to community college and she is on the basketball team for the school
All of her roomates were also on the team and one of them hos has a baby cuz I saw a bottle with formula and a muthafukkin baby play game more RED FLAGS but my dikk was telling me so I was like I got a condom

This bytch had just come from Jack In The MUTHAfukkIN Box and went back to sittin on the couch watching the benchwarmers In my mind I'm thinking this bytch don't need no more fast food she one big mac sandwich away from fat

so Im chillin letting her finish her food and we sit and watch the Bench Warmers () in silence while she eats I'm over here laid next to her and caressing her thigh and shyt trying to see how far she'll let me go and shyt so she gets done with her food and I try to start convo and shyt and this bytch literally does not talk and stay givin short answers bein all focused on thiss shytty D list comedy so I'm like cool...I pull out the vodka and I'm like I got this shyt right here you drink right?

And she like "yeah but not tonight...it's game night but tomorrow yeah..." so I'm like maybe I can still fukk its 12 am and she has a random nikka over she know whats goin down anyways

This bytch is steady lookin at her phone, I go on her instagram this ho has over a 1000 followers another red flag

This ho had the worst conversation skills I have ever seen in my life, I'm really sittin here thinkin damn why am I here

Suddenly she starts freaking out and her roommates come in and they start freaking out too and I'm like

She said one of her teammates got too drunk at the bars and needs her to help her out and she said she can't hangout since she has to take care of her and I'm like "ok..." the bytch gave me a taco and took me in a car with her basketball friends
I made sure the bytch ain't know where I lived I got out a block away and said "aight lets hangout tomorrow after your game" she said "for sure there's gonna be a party" so I'm like ok

I get to my crib and she unmatched me on Tinder

So I'm like ok cool this'll be a good story for the kids I have later in life

Next day I text her for good measure just to make sure I ain't missing out on the party there was nothing left to lose at that point but hey atleast I got a free taco


The next week this same girl was the source of fukkery that leads me to my next story lemme know if yall wanna hear the second part this shyt took a while to type and I ain't tryin to put more if yall dont wanna read it

Iceberg slim book?

 

[SouljaVoy]

I'm 20 breh
@YaThreadFloppedB!
I'll see if I can find the second
The first ho

Spoiler

Edit: Second chick

Spoiler

I deliver BREHS!!

The 2nd chick clothes & shoes look cheap like some shyt from Burlington coat factory clearance bucket... bruh look at her purse...WTF is that?
You be talkin to some bum ass dirty hoes.... this bytch sleepin on a air mattress....

If her clothes cheap then you know her panties cheap

If her panties cheap, you know the food she eat cheap


So that mean her hygeine bad and her p*ssy stink


Yall nikkas will date anything just cause she is "non-black"....... yall young nikkas disgust me

 

[SheWantTheD]

Imagine if you got one of these chicks pregnant

I'd cry everyday up until the birth of the child and start crying even more

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Lmfao @ both parts

 

[PimpHandStrong]

Or flo rida "my house"

 

[Address_Unknown]

Sorry to hear what you went through, OP, but use that gauge when the fukk to just pull the plug on a venture and keep it moving, breh.
For real. Chicks you meeting for the first time asking you for money?
It ain't an L to see a play on the field, don't like it and pull an audible, man. Fire up that Incognito browser, jack off twice, get something to eat and keep them L's off ya scorecard.

 

[Arithmetic]

They weren't feeling you when you got there but come on breh

She asked you for money when she didn't even know you and you continued to message her

You knew they were 2 Mexicans in the same living space and you still believed they wouldn't know each other

And even worse
You thought they would look the same without the lbs of makeup, filters, and instagram angles

You played yourself

 

[Tflasha]

They weren't feeling you when you got there but come on breh

She asked you for money when she didn't even know you and you continued to message her

You knew they were 2 Mexicans in the same living space and you still believed they wouldn't know each other

And even worse
You thought they would look the same without the lbs of makeup, filters, and instagram angles

You played yourself

played himself all 4 quarters.smh

 

[Tflasha]

You lucky they didn't rob your silly ass

its like he was asking to be someone's come up.smh lol

 

[FocusedDaily]

Breh is 20. I had plenty of misadventures at that age. You live and learn.

I mean, pre app dating era same type of stuff happened, I remember me and my guy met these two thick ass chicks at a party, gave them a ride back to their place, saw they lived in the projects and had to have a come to god moment on whether or not it was worth the risk.

I def took a few L's between 19-21 trying to figure out the game. The stories are fun to have and laugh at now.
to you being out there making moves. Nothing ventured nothing gained.