piss coming out ya dikk all crooked unappreciation thread

[Yung Yogurt]

smh i just pissed all over my $800 michael kors slacks because my piss came out in 2 different flickted ass streams. Is it any way to solve this besides sitting down and pissin

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

Sit down you dirty man

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Sit down you dirty man

how bout u sit down on my dikk bone

 

[avon barksdale]

clean your dikk hole....[yes its homo saying that]

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

how bout u sit down on my dikk bone

And get an infection from your piss dirt ewwww

 

[b@squ1@t]

yea you gotta stick a qtip with tabasco sauce and rubbing alcohol on it down your piss hole and disinfect that shyt

 

[Yung Yogurt]

And get an infection from your piss dirt ewwww

I can put tape or a cottonball over my pee hole so none gets in u

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

 

[Yung Yogurt]

bich stop playing and sit on this meat bone before i report u to the mods

 

[mamba]

You can stick your penis inside of another penis.

That way, the piss will come out in one stream, breh.

 

[mamba]

yea you gotta stick a qtip with tabasco sauce and rubbing alcohol on it down your piss hole and disinfect that shyt

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Bro you just gotta hold it sometimes. Are you having at least 1 hand on your penis when your peeing? If not then

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Bro you just gotta hold it sometimes. Are you having at least 1 hand on your penis when your peeing? If not then

yeah I hold it and all that b... then, I give it a slight squeeze to adjust the piss pressure until I know what kinda stream I'm working with. It's levels to this piss boy boy

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

There's a science to male urination

 

[Yung Yogurt]

There's a science to male urination

yea baby, know joke. This shyt is real in the battlefield. Imma take a lil video of the various streams of a male piss cycle. My streams is the worse after I bang my wife back out or if I beat off my dikk and go right to sleep. it's prolly lil cum balls clogging my pipes up or some shyt