piss coming out ya dikk all crooked unappreciation thread

[Dameon Farrow]

Here's a solution for the brehettes or Coli friends in transition who may also be dealing with the same problem.

Not enough WTF smilies to convey how I felt looking at this.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

LMAOOOOOO

 

[powerager]

You got chlamydia breh

 

[ADK]

Its even worse in public when you in a stall and 1 stream goes into the toilet while the other sprays onto the shoes of the dude in the stall next to you

 

[All Women Are Queens]

flickted? now that's a word i haven't heard in a while

 

[kp404]

You can stick your penis inside of another penis.

That way, the piss will come out in one stream, breh.

:kobedeadagain:

 

[mamba]

Its even worse in public when you in a stall and 1 stream goes into the toilet while the other sprays onto the shoes of the dude in the stall next to you

It's happened to the best of us, breh.

Just hope that the Coli friend standing in the next stall isn't wearing his new Js or some other expensive pair of shoes.

That way, he will not give you the look and then proceed to beat you.

You never want to make eye contact with another Coli friend when in the restroom.

That's like rule #14 in the Coli Male Handbook.

 

[mamba]

Not enough WTF smilies to convey how I felt looking at this.

LOL! Just trying to help fellow Coli friends out, breh.

 

[TRFG]

@Yung Yogurt
$800 Michael Kors pants good one at paying retail. I got one of his 1k jackets for less than half the price with fur around the collar .

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

this happens after i cum, did you squirt some yogurt or something recently breh

 

[Illuminatos]

This happens to me sometimes.

The worst is when you don't know it's happening until you feel something warm hit your foot...and by then it's too late.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

NOTHING WORSE THAN THE fukkIN SPLIT STREAM. YOUR BRAIN AUTOMATICALLY TRIES TO FIX THE AIM BUT NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE PISSING ON THE FLOOR.

 

[mamba]

yeah I hold it and all that b... then, I give it a slight squeeze to adjust the piss pressure until I know what kinda stream I'm working with. It's levels to this piss boy boy

Calibrating the piss stream.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

I had to get an endoscopy, and when I woke up my pee stream was all fukked up. shyt was shooting out like a spray bottle,pissed all over the hospital toilet, then my dikk farted. Doc said it was normal

 

[AZBeauty]

This thread is hilarious.