piss coming out ya dikk all crooked unappreciation thread

[mamba]

They put me to sleep.

Doc asked me if I wanted to be awake I was like hell naw

There was a little pain and blood in my urine for a couple days, it wasn't too bad though.

But, was it a male or female doctor, breh? You didn't answer that part.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

But, was it a male or female doctor, breh? You didn't answer that part.

My doctor is a male, but I have no idea who actually did the surgery.

 

[mamba]

My doctor is a male, but I have no idea who actually did the surgery.

 

[AkaDemiK]

You can stick your penis inside of another penis.

That way, the piss will come out in one stream, breh.

Here's a solution for the brehettes or Coli friends in transition who may also be dealing with the same problem.

I can't fukk with u nikkas man..

 

[mamba]

My doctor is a male, but I have no idea who actually did the surgery.

One day you're going to be out with your girl and a random man is going to come up to you all.

Man: Hey. It's been a while. How are things down "there", buddy?

You:

The dude:

Your girl:

A few minutes later, you put 2+2 together

You:

Your girl:

 

[Majestyx]

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Breh, a lot of these young nikkas don't have fathers.

Quiet as it's kept, a lot of young nikkas sit down when they pee these days. That's all they know.

Mf that it bull shyt

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Its even worse in public when you in a stall and 1 stream goes into the toilet while the other sprays onto the shoes of the dude in the stall next to you

I would have to fight a nikka if that ever happened to me

 

[mamba]

Mf that it bull shyt

It's fukked up, but it's reality, breh.

A lot of these young nikkas are sitting down then they piss and grow up to be fakkits.

 

[mariahcooper]

Its even worse in public when you in a stall and 1 stream goes into the toilet while the other sprays onto the shoes of the dude in the stall next to you

is it wrong i laughed?

 

[mariahcooper]

I had to get an endoscopy, and when I woke up my pee stream was all fukked up. shyt was shooting out like a spray bottle,pissed all over the hospital toilet, then my dikk farted. Doc said it was normal

wtf, no wonder why men always get piss all over the toilet. i never understood why it was so hard for u guys to pee in the toilet im learning a lot from this thread. haha

 

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

I always have 2 pee streams. I had to get surgery when I was little because my pee hole was too small. Ever since the surgery I piss in 2 streams.

 

[Silkk]

You can stick your penis inside of another penis.

That way, the piss will come out in one stream, breh.

Its been 4 years but

 

[Boondox Black]

 

[the elastic]

If it's that bad for you, just sit down

Harlem don't got cameras in the bathroom, you'll be aite.