pissing on your balls unappreciation thread

[Ghpstface]

So like yeah I was taking a piss earlier .... and I take my junk with my pinky and thumb and try to shake the last couple drops off...and get piss all over my balls


Don't y'all hate when that happens?

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Lil dikk problems

 

[The G.O.D II]

3.5/10 on the troll scale

 

[ScoopNScore]

Second thread OP made a Coli remake to. What next, the Dan Rakroyd Chronicles? The time you went to a youth basketball game and they had only 4 players on each side ? Or that classic, are scientists trying to be too smart ?

 

[Ghpstface]

Second thread OP made a Coli remake to. What next, the Dan Rakroyd Chronicles? The time you went to a youth basketball game and they had only 4 players on each side ?

I'm thinking something about chicken wings ... either eating them off some random CAC bytch plate or serving them to my homie with some lokos

 

[Citi Trends]

Lil dikk problems

 

[At30wecashout]

Sorry to hear bout your problem, homie.
Meanwhile, I look like I have a boner in my flaccid state
Can't empathize with you , homie.

 

[Smoke]

 

[Ghpstface]

Lil dikk problems

I'm average size in Taiwan

 

[Illuminatos]

Grab your dikk with your pinky and thumb?

Like this?

You got a microdikk, breh?

 

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

Can't relate. Took out my dikk with both hands earlier to take a piss...shook off the last few drops and got piss all over my left knee cap.

 

[Gully Bull]

Sometimes if I walk into a bathroom and I see all the stalls are taken but no one is at the urinal area.... I take a piss and once I'm done I say in a nasal voice.. God damn it I peed on my balls again!.. Then wash my hands and storm out

 

[Ghpstface]

Grab your dikk with your pinky and thumb?

Like this?

You got a microdikk, breh?

Oh so you think that's funny?

Spoiler

 

[Ghpstface]

Sometimes if I walk into a bathroom and I see all the stalls are taken but no one is at the urinal area.... I take a piss and once I'm done I say in a nasal voice.. God damn it I peed on my balls again!.. Then wash my hands and storm out

I'd be afraid to do that ... wouldn't wanna get clowned or something

 

[Gully Bull]

I'd be afraid to do that ... wouldn't wanna get clowned or something

I've yelled AHHHHHH IT BURNS while peeing when I was using a stall because I heard some one enter the bathrooms.

If I walk in and someone is blowing up the toilet... I'll take my piss because everyone at my job gets real quiet pretending they aren't in the bathroom... And as I'm walking out I'll say in a defiant tone... Look at you.. You use to be my idol. Getting problems solved. Now look at you. Taking a shyt on company time