L:DR? DESTROYING THE NECK with punches, kicks or a bloody big stick is the quickest way to end its life as the bones in the skull and ribs are almost unbreakable by unaided human hand.
Assuming its a surprise fight and you have only seconds to act...
Having done this I can tell you a couple of things:
- 1) you will need to kill or severely injure the dog
- 2) it won't be pretty
- 3) grab a stick thicker than your thumb if you can
First up. Whatever happens you will need protection. Take your top off and wrap it round your hand and forearm. The easiest way is to hold the sleeve and wrap. Try to go all the way from the hand to the elbow. If all you have is a tshirt then... man up and accept the fact that this is going to hurt and you will probably loose a little blood.
Here's how things go down:
The dog will run at you
Take a low stance and get ready for the tackle
When lassy is close it will jump at you... for a dog the size you ask about when it jumps RAM YOUR fukkING ARM INTO ITS MOUTH! and get ready
You will probably be heading to the floor. if you have the chance, twist as you fall and land ON TOP of the dog. If it ends up on top of you then get ready for a fight. YOU MUST GET ON TOP AND PIN THE DOG DOWN!
If you end up under the dog and can't roll it DO NOT TRY TO GRAPPLE IT! You'll lose fingers this way. Just throw punches aimed at the neck. NOT THE FACE OR BODY! aim at the neck! A dogs skull and rib cage are tough. Instinct will make it bite your arm too.
If you have that big ol' stick I mentioned then you have 2 options
- 1) if it's possible put it into its mouth width wise and press down into it's fukking head. (dogs have no teeth at the back of the jaw and biting down hard on a stick hurts their soft gums)
- 2) (more likely) you won't be able to find an opening to get that stick in. so....
You're hopefully on top. It's pinned and you're ready.
If you can, ram your hand into its mouth (remembering it should be wrapped and covered) and start punching that fukker in the neck... HARD. Try to punch the ground behind its neck. That is how hard you wanna punch.
Don't stop untill that dog stops moving.
Your aim is to crush its wind pipe. without air it will be dead in 200 seconds or less. Aim to injure the dog and you'll be there FAR, FAR longer.
OR
Failing that...
If you have a minute or two...
Gat a bloody big stick and bludgeon that c*nt to death! (aim at the neck again though. HEAD AND BODY ARE fukkING ARMOURED!)
Your ultimate aim is to stop it breathing and the easyest way is to stop air going from the mouth to the lungs. Colapse the middleman... so to speak ;)
HTH