I didn't want to make this a thread, but I feel like I should look out for you Coli nikkas. Tip your waiters. You aint go outta your way to drop $20 tips everytime, but tip them sort of well. At least 10%. Don't be the guy that goes back to the same restaurants and leaves a cheap tip over and over again. Because waiters communicate, and give eachother subtle looks when you arrive.
And if you feel like " fukk that shyt, I ain't tippin them nikkas nothing, and I'll eat there whenever I want"
Go ahead nikkas. 
Keep going to the same restaurants over and over and not tipping well, and on top of that being a needy fukk.
I'm telling you I was a waiter when I was 17, and that shyt is like a gang B. It's like a network. nikkas communicate and talk about the fukkboy customers to look out for. Then we would act accordingly.
Be one of those nikkas who makes waiters go back and forth over and over again, changing their minds, and then on top of that leaves a 1 dollar tip.
Be one of the " I think I need to talk to your manager" guys. Because the others waiters will find out.
I can promise you that you will receive sweaty balls on your burger. 
I know customers who used to get that sweaty ass swipe regularly. And at first I was against it 
, but then the darkside came out 
I'm telling you because I've personally done it. Typical suited up, hair gelled, Wall St Cac used to come and leave 75 cent tips, and used to smile and laugh about it in my face like it was a joke 
While being a needy fukk, and whipping out hundreds right infront of my face.
I made sure I got a good swipe of my balls, from the crease going down toward my ass, all the way up the head of my dikk. And then super low-key, placed a palm right on his burgers, and put my finger right inside of his ketchup holder. 
Then waited for him to eat it
EVERYTIME HE CAME IN 
, and always asked him how his burger was
See then, the 75c tip and the laugh in the face is worth it. 
Don't fukk with waiters man. Tip them dudes well. nikkas used to have bets to see who could do the nastiest shyt to a Cac without getting caught.
I ALWAYS TIP. ALWAYS
How and why are we suppose to tip when you receive bad service?
When I go to eat out, some waiters see me and give me bad service. Yes, I am a 6 ft black man; so in the back of their heads I know there thinking "this black motherfukker is not going to tip me anyways; why should I give him good service." There have been times where I received shytty service and still gave them a excellent tip and I did not get a thank you or anything.
There are times when I take my mom out to eat, the waiter gives the check to my mom; like I'm some broke ass bytch and I pay for the meal/tip and I still do get a thank you or a smile.
Another time me and my boys went to watch the bcs championship game and we had this waiter and he gave us shytty service; but next to us were some white men and he gave them better service. The white men knew the mexican waiter was doing that on purpose because the white boys would look at our table and the would put there heads down and not look at us. Then my homie asked for some mustard and the clown came and slammed the shyt on the table and the other customers looked with a confused face because we were acting cordial. I really wanted to wait after the mexican got off of work and wanted to beat the shyt out of him; but my boy went to the manager and said "we are getting bad service and that happens all the time because of the way we look and we do not appreciate that and we are not leaving a tip."
