Please Do Yourselves A Favor And Tip Well

[GetInTheTruck]

what are you talking about? @hustlemania just said to me that waiters spend their money fast, and I said that at the time I was saving money for classes. Don't say "Y'all" because I'm not waiter.

No ones saying that they deserve to be treated better than the register guy at MCD, but it's a way harder job than that. Way harder.

I don't think it's harder at all. It might be mentally exhausting at times but so what? So are a lot of jobs where workers aren't afforded the luxury of getting tipped.

 

[Soundbwoy]

Well, damn. I shot down a waiter who tried to flirt with me once. Who knows what he did to my food in turn?

special sauce

 

[onelastdeath]

LMAO....that is foul--on both accounts...How often does that happen though?

I've only ever had to violate one guy. I was there for 4 months, and that's the only guy I came across that had to catch a bad one when I served him. He was a regular too, and would always order big ass meals, and then tip with whatever loose change he had in his pocket, after showing off that he had hundreds of dollars in his pocket.

 

[CoCKy GeNiuS]

90% of the nikkas in that Vado thread have had sweaty balls on their food. I promise you

and their still breathing to say fukk tipping, so whats your point again....

u feel this strong about this situation, start a nonprofit org for battered waitresses breh...

 

[GetInTheTruck]

Some of you nikkas need to try being a waiter. Really. I did it for 4 months, and I legitimately feel sorry for people who get stuck doing that their whole lives. That shyt sucks man. It does. It has its perks, but it still sucks.

If it sucks then why don't they quit and go work at McDonald's where the job is easier? Maybe because the money is better. So what exactly is the problem here?

 

[onelastdeath]

and their still breathing to say fukk tipping, so whats your point again....

u feel this strong about this situation, start a nonprofit org for battered waitresses breh...

They paid full price for a sweaty ball sandwich, that's the point

and like I said, it's cool with me. I don't care. I don't eat out that much anymore and when I do, it's Subways or some shyt. I don't feel strong about it, I just wanted to point it out for people.

 

[onelastdeath]

If it sucks then why don't they quit and go work at McDonald's where the job is easier? Maybe because the money is better. So what exactly is the problem here?

There is no problem actually. Be a dikkhead customer, don't tip, be difficult, threaten to call their managers, and be a regular. But, you'll get sweaty balls, and ass on your sandwich.

You get to be a dikkhead customer, and they get to watch you eat sweaty balls. Everybody wins.

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

I didn't want to make this a thread, but I feel like I should look out for you Coli nikkas. Tip your waiters. You aint go outta your way to drop $20 tips everytime, but tip them sort of well. At least 10%. Don't be the guy that goes back to the same restaurants and leaves a cheap tip over and over again. Because waiters communicate, and give eachother subtle looks when you arrive.

And if you feel like " fukk that shyt, I ain't tippin them nikkas nothing, and I'll eat there whenever I want"
Go ahead nikkas. Keep going to the same restaurants over and over and not tipping well, and on top of that being a needy fukk.

I'm telling you I was a waiter when I was 17, and that shyt is like a gang B. It's like a network. nikkas communicate and talk about the fukkboy customers to look out for. Then we would act accordingly.

Be one of those nikkas who makes waiters go back and forth over and over again, changing their minds, and then on top of that leaves a 1 dollar tip.

Be one of the " I think I need to talk to your manager" guys. Because the others waiters will find out.

I can promise you that you will receive sweaty balls on your burger.

I know customers who used to get that sweaty ass swipe regularly. And at first I was against it , but then the darkside came out

I'm telling you because I've personally done it. Typical suited up, hair gelled, Wall St Cac used to come and leave 75 cent tips after taking a stack of cash and looking for a dollar bill, and when he couldnt find one he'd throw 3 quarters on the table and used to smile and laugh about it in my face like it was a joke While being a needy fukk, and whipping out hundreds right infront of my face.

I made sure I got a good swipe of my balls, from the crease going down toward my ass, all the way up the head of my dikk. And then super low-key, placed a palm right on his burgers, and put my finger right inside of his ketchup holder.

Then waited for him to eat it

EVERYTIME HE CAME IN , and always asked him how his burger was

See then, the 75c tip and the laugh in the face is worth it.

Don't fukk with waiters man. Tip them dudes well. nikkas used to have bets to see who could do the nastiest shyt to a Cac without getting caught.

I ALWAYS TIP. ALWAYS

i tell people this...but theyre hard-headed

my ex-wife was notorious for treating wait-staff like shyt...then being needy on top of that....

 

[BrothaZay]

Nothing, but when a fat fukk from Wall St. comes in, drops 95 dollars on a meal FOR HIMSELF, then proceeds to whip out a stack of money, trying to find a dollar bill to give me, doesn't find a dollar bill, reaches in his pocket and throws out 75c while laughing with a smug look on his face, he deserves that testicle burger.

Why does he DESERVE it?

 

[onelastdeath]

Why does he DESERVE it?

Because he would order food, over and over again. While making me come back to refill his fat ass a drink. Changing his mind and making me pour out drinks to get him more drinks. Even after I ask him "Is that all sir" multiple times.

And then after it was over. You go inside, your wallet, take out a big load of cash. Pay in exact change, THEN, you start looking for a dollar bill you don't have. Proceed to go in your pocket and take out 75 cents, and then have the AUDACITY to look at me in my face and laugh about it with the cac smirk that they give. And throw it on the table, like it's all good?

He deserved it.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Why is it that waiters are always talking about their hopes and dreams and why they deserve to get treated better than the guy behind the register at McDonald's? I'm not necessarily directing this to you, but it's something I noticed. Y'all be sounding like strippers with the sob stories. Nobody gives a fukk.

But thats the thing...the public *does* give a fukk for whatever reason, and thats what I dont get. Somehow in American culture its considered a crime against humanity to not provide a >20% tip, and if you dont you should be poisoned because of it. But outside of the service industry, workers who are underemployed are looked down upon, and told to suck it up and better themselves if they dont like their earnings --- but naw, waiters and bartenders are somehow different.

What kills me are these sob stories about the service industry and their hard work, and why we should respect that and compensate them accordingly. Yet, these same waiters show complete disdain towards the public they serve. How often do you hear from them "IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO TIP WELL, DONT EAT AT A RESTAURANT AND GO TO BURGER KING"! So let me get this straight: the hard working man who doesnt make much, but wants to take his daughter to a nice place on her birthday shouldnt go because he can only afford the meal and a modest tip? Another man shouldnt take his wife to a sit down joint on their anniversary because he cant splurge on a 30% tip?

The aforementioned are bad people, and the waiters who wipe snot in their food because they didnt get what they want are good people?

 

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

Waiters are saaaaad people brehs


Throw tantrums because things don't go your way


"My tip "

The self entitlement from professional food servers

 

[ExodusNirvana]

All this thread does is reaffirm that not only are some Coli posters broke as fukk but they also can't cook. They'd rather go out to a restaurant...spent what...$25 on food?

And NOT tip?

Do you know the type of meal you could whip up with $25? That's a London Broil...some veggies...brown rice...some Tiger Shrimp on the side if you fancy...probably got grub for the night and the next day for lunch too.

 

[onelastdeath]

All this thread does is reaffirm that not only are some Coli posters broke as fukk but they also can't cook. They'd rather go out to a restaurant...spent what...$25 on food?

And NOT tip?

Do you know the type of meal you could whip up with $25? That's a London Broil...some veggies...brown rice...some Tiger Shrimp on the side if you fancy...probably got grub for the night and the next day for lunch too.

I cook at home most of the time too. Took some culinary courses when I was 17, and it payed off.

 

[GetInTheTruck]

There is no problem actually. Be a dikkhead customer, don't tip, be difficult, threaten to call their managers, and be a regular. But, you'll get sweaty balls, and ass on your sandwich.

You get to be a dikkhead customer, and they get to watch you eat sweaty balls. Everybody wins.

If you are in the service industry your job is to serve all customers, a$$holes and great people alike. This kind of attitude is why waiters are considered a low-skilled job.