NoirDynosaur
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Can women be simps? You ever had a girl simp for you?
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PLOT TWIST: WHEN WOMEN ARE SIMPS
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BaldingSoHard
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Having a woman simp is 
... they really tryin'a get wifed up out here but we off that.
Simpiest broad I ever smashed used to invite me over just to get me drunk and swallow my dikk. She liked to fukk too but her whole schtick was just pleasing me. It was nice. She used to buy us lunch at work and suck my dikk on the way back. Did this a couple times a week for what felt like months. Good times, man. If she wasn't white I might've married her.
... they really tryin'a get wifed up out here but we off that.Simpiest broad I ever smashed used to invite me over just to get me drunk and swallow my dikk. She liked to fukk too but her whole schtick was just pleasing me. It was nice. She used to buy us lunch at work and suck my dikk on the way back. Did this a couple times a week for what felt like months. Good times, man. If she wasn't white I might've married her.
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If Denzel Washington wasn't married, I'd vigorously, generously, & unashamedly simp for him 'til kingdom comes.
weather so breezy
Superstar
once a girl finds out i'm a poster on thecoli
as if love spell was cast on them
as if love spell was cast on them
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but oftentimes it can be 
like "have some dignity".
Fine, aged, and distinguished.
Lootha VanDraws
'The Night I Fell in Love' is the GOAT R&B album
Women simps should be called 'Wimps'. That's my groundbreaking contribution to this thread. 
Women simps should be called 'Wimps'. That's my groundbreaking contribution to this thread.
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Kyle C. Barker
Migos VERZUZ Mahalia Jackson
There are a ton of woman simps out there but I still think there are less than men.
Reason I say that is because men can simp on a only fans thot but women only simp when some form of emotional connection was formed (even if the connection wasn't real due to the guy just selling dreams to get in the draws).
So pre social media, it was about 50/50 but ever since we can like a picture...
It's over like the homey @Big Boss says