(Poll) You're in jail for 60 years.....Pick your Cell Mate.

Choose your cell mate


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EpicStoryTeller

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Women cheat on their boyfriends everyday b. If you in jail and they are your only access to women why are their bfs on your mind :mjlol:
The cycle. You know they fukkin raw and condoms aren't common in jail.

Her bf fukkin some side chick raw
He fukkin her raw
She fukkin you and whoever else in jail raw
Dudes in jail fukkin eachother raw
:mindblown: Good lordt I thank the high heavens I'm not in jail
 

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The cycle. You know they fukkin raw and condoms aren't common in jail.

Her bf fukkin some side chick raw
He fukkin her raw
She fukkin you and whoever else in jail raw
Dudes in jail fukkin eachother raw
:mindblown: Good lordt I thank the high heavens I'm not in jail
As a guard she can sneak in a condom of all things.

She is a guard you know. :dead:
 

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nikkas in here talking about not celling with Meech or the Muslim cause of power struggles:mjlol:

Do you nikkas not know yo celly is like yo right hand man's?:what:

Only If you both equals, breh.:francis:
Don't forget, you coming in as a nobody and each has established connections and can get things done while you get by from what they can offer you. Not saying two regular dudes can't meet in prison and form a mutual bond in order to survive, I know many cats who went to jail and met dudes and becomes brothers (Pause) outside and what's not, but each choice clearly has the upperhand on you and will enforce it if you step out of whatever line they crossed.:leostare:
 

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Who says you have to have sex with either of them? It sounds like you're saying that after a certain amount of years of no sex with women you would be fine with having sex with men. The question now is...how many years minimum would you need before making that decision. :scust::mjlol:
its in mens dna to want to fukk a lot...
if im in the bing for 60 beans... why would i care if nikkas gon call me a fakkit or not by time i get out of jail my dikk not gon work no more :wow:.. so if i can get head from something that looks like a woman :yeshrug:.... every og in the box right now fukking nikkas even the nikkas yall look up to and idolize.. raphel edmond, supreme :russ: they fukking dudes that look like dudes raw... so if im locked up for 60 and u gimmie something that looks exactly like a woman... fukk can i do... live without head for the next 60 years yall nikkas tripping and half of yall lying:mjcry::mjcry::mjcry::mjcry:
 

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What I would say to Amiyah our first day in the cell together:

"Nah girl I got a job for ya...:usure::ufdup:
Swear to God I can do a lot for ya :usure::ufdup:

Saw you walkin around the prison yard, I had to stop for ya

Saw you washin in the showers, so I had to follow ya.... say wassup wit ya? :ohhh:

.......... You got my soul. :deadrose:"
 
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Only If you both equals, breh.:francis:
Don't forget, you coming in as a nobody and each has established connections and can get things done while you get by from what they can offer you. Not saying two regular dudes can't meet in prison and form a mutual bond in order to survive, I know many cats who went to jail and met dudes and becomes brothers (Pause) outside and what's not, but each choice clearly has the upperhand on you and will enforce it if you step out of whatever line they crossed.:leostare:

I did 6 years,I know the best choices are Meech or the Muslim from experience
 

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Should be an "other" option. I would choose Mike Tyson. I understand his language, and wouldn't mind the convo, plus I'm a huge Boxing fan.

In worst case scenario where I was forced into sex, he seems sensitive enough to not hurt me.

I have a phobia of trannies, don't want to be locked up with a pedophile.
 
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