(Poll) You're in jail for 60 years.....Pick your Cell Mate.

Choose your cell mate


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shopthatwrecks

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jus kuz i picked em..dont mean im fukkin the hoe...im finna work the system...if its money and commisary to be made...n im doin 60..im finna monepolize...that freeworld gone...aint nothin gone be the same

so fukk how u squares thinkin..bunkin with another nikka 4 60yrs

99percent of the time..the other options prolly want amiyahs services..

long as that bytch is in my cell..she aint fukkin 4 free..


ima professional sucka ducka..if a bytch cant be directed she cant be corrected..them bytch ass nikkas gone know..proper instruction brings great production...this pimp shyt...u never fall in love with ya stable u fall in love wha the bytch bring to ya table

if u aint tryin 2 be a consumer..for my nikka hoe services...what u think bout my hustle means shyt too me...u think im fukkin her..shyt..u right..long dikkin that hoe pockets...
 

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Sorry to end you nikkas fakkit fantasies but you won't ever be in situation where you're locked up with a tranny that looks like that

The Muslim dude is a shot in the dark because of the simple fact that while he may be knowledgable, those dudes tend to be real disciplined and shyt about how they like their cells. Super clean, super quiet, no extra shyt, etc... Especially if they're praying or studying and shyt. Plus they can't eat a lot of shyt so that celly dip shyt goes out the window

The only obvious choice here is meech. You about to get funny ass stories for days, dope boys are almost always cool as fukk, if you got bread coming in y'all both choppin up big delicious ass dips regularly, nikka got mad broads sending him flicks so y'all can share that ( especially for some of you nikkas who don't have any hoes, that would probably be y'all only chance and getting a bytch to write out or even seeing flicks of a broad ) etc...
 

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I did 6 years,I know the best choices are Meech or the Muslim from experience

I ain't been to jail and I know that as well.
You can live easy with Muslim and be protected if you adhere to what he's about or fake it enough to not raise his ire. You can live relatively good with Meech if you already grimey, willing to be his underdog keep in his good books.

Both other options have you getting attacked, practically at random since pedophiles get got in jail and you practically in the crosshairs being associated with dude. Especially if some goons come up to you and ASK you to help 'em kill him and you refuse 'cause you ain't about that life, you screwed. As far as the tranny, who the fukk wants to have to be beating off dudes (:mjlol:) on a daily since the whole download prison unit trying to smash and jealous of you, wanting you out the way and shyt? Riots being started trying to smash the most ''seductive'' looking inmate? That's some Helen of Troy shyt and not in a good way.:scusthov: Henry of Troy.:dead:
 

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Sorry to end you nikkas fakkit fantasies but you won't ever be in situation where you're locked up with a tranny that looks like that

The Muslim dude is a shot in the dark because of the simple fact that while he may be knowledgable, those dudes tend to be real disciplined and shyt about how they like their cells. Super clean, super quiet, no extra shyt, etc... Especially if they're praying or studying and shyt. Plus they can't eat a lot of shyt so that celly dip shyt goes out the window

The only obvious choice here is meech. You about to get funny ass stories for days, dope boys are almost always cool as fukk, if you got bread coming in y'all both choppin up big delicious ass dips regularly, nikka got mad broads sending him flicks so y'all can share that ( especially for some of you nikkas who don't have any hoes, that would probably be y'all only chance and getting a bytch to write out or even seeing flicks of a broad ) etc...


You sure about that? :usure:





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you're an undercover homo. any dummy that suggest to do another man laundry and bring him food is suspect. yeah, you got raped. sad

:mjlol:

Once again you soft fukk how is someone gonna make you do something you don't want:stopitslime:

You just p*ssy admit it

If you went to prison you'd be giving up the ass and honey buns you bytch ass nikka:russ:
 

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Once again you soft fukk how is someone gonna make you do something you don't want:stopitslime:

You just p*ssy admit it

If you went to prison you'd be giving up the ass and honey buns you bytch ass nikka:russ:

you're the one that went to prison and most likely the one that got raped. admit it faq. it's okay, be free
 

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1. My fault I got locked up so I'll take my time. Hard to get reduced on murder charges though.:troll:

2. Gonna risk dying earlier and being associated with a paedo? :skip:

3. :dahell:

4. If I was bout that life, maybe.:patrice:
 

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There's plenty of nikkas in there with long hair :mjlol: you not about to be cellies with a pretty dude with breast and ass implants :yeshrug: sorry to end your fantasy breh. Once they get that far gone they get segregated from the regular population
I'm pretty sure if they identify as a tranny before they commit the crime they jus go straight into PC,, i went to school wit one lol
 

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nikka get the fukk all the way outta here with this fakkit ass shyt:camby:

I did 6 years and had nikkas in my unit with LIFE and some of them nikkas was gay and some of them nikkas beat the shyt outta fags when they came at them sideways with that hoe shyt.

But the realest shyt I ever heard about that gay shyt in prison was from a dude who did not play that gay shyt and he had life for merking two cats.

He said if a nikka come in here and turn gay that mean he been gay his whole life.

And that's real shyt

I hope dudes read this clearly cos thats true

Lmao @ this thead N nikkas going with the tranny. Now i see why HIV/AIDs run rampant through the blk community. Aint no damn white man plotting, U nikkas just gay.
 
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