Porch Pirate tries to drive off and gets stuck in the snow
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That was only part 1 of that wild ass shyt.
So my homies come pick me up from the store. My homie who Focus I had, had a job and was at work. I had called him and told him what happened and told him to report it stolen. Went back to his spot cause he said the police was supposed to come and get a report. But he called and was like is my beat still in the car? The car was in the back of that store so he was like y’all gotta go get my speakers out that hoe. So we had to go back to the spot, and take his speakers out the hot ass car.
So we get back to his spot. Now we supposed to be waiting on them to let us know when they coming. Cause the insurance in his parents name and he had to call them. So literally like a day or two ago, one of our homeboys grimey ass stripper girlfriend stole his car and tried to do some insurance scam shyt or some shyt. We was talking bout how dumb he was. We smoking weed talking loud as hell. So then we hear a knock on the door. It’s a damn woman police officer. The weed smell loud as hell so we don’t wanna open the door. And she start taking shyt. She was listening the whole time. She was saying that she know that it’s an insurance scam. She thought the story we was talking about with the homey was about this incident. Then she say she smell weed and since we don’t wanna open the door she gonna be back with the dogs.
So now I’m in there going crazy. We got all kind of shyt in the spot. I’m flushing shyt and my nikkas like you tripping just hide it. I’m screaming like, the fukk she said they coming back with the dogs. I sneak out the fukking window cause I’m scared to go out the front. I had to go. Size I was the one in the car. My homie ends up coming back to the house. They come back and he said they taking shyt cause they smelled weed and got mad when he said that it was black and mild smoke
They never searched the house.He told them and the insurance that someone stole it when he was at a party. They questioned him about the steering column not being broke. Told them he was so drunk a friend took his keys from him, but somehow they got lost and all he know is the car got stolen. Both his parents and the insurance company was questioning the shyt hard, but in the end, they honored the claim
Artificial Intelligence
Not Allen Iverson
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Amateurs
Pay a kid 10$ swoop that shyt
Pay a kid 10$ swoop that shyt
dumbass...
YOUREEEE CAUGHT
YOU a$$hole
why the dude pull into the driveway with the car facing the garage and fukk up his quick getaway
YOU a$$hole
why the dude pull into the driveway with the car facing the garage and fukk up his quick getaway
Same type of scamming ass nikka who would be on here saying we need to vote for Biden or we ain't shyt
"I'M JUST A BEETCH ASS NEEGA"
@Amestafuu (Emeritus)
This remind me of the time I got into a hit and run in Florida. I had a pistol, and a whole bomb of dope sacked up and I was in my homeboys Ford Focus. I ran into the back of a lady and instinctively made a run for it. Man this lady AND some white dude with a big ass truck started following me. I bussed a corner so hard in this neighborhood I ended up running into a mail box and bent the rim on one of the tires and fukked that shyt all up. Now the car is barely rolling and I see lady and dude in truck come flying around the corner.
So it’s barley moving but it rolls into a driveway. As soon as I get out the car, a old black man comes walking out the house. I’m like excuse me sir, but I’m having car troubles... he cuts me off and said, I already called the police. I’m like bytch ass nikka you don’t even know what happened. He must of had an instinct that I was on some fukkery.
So now lady and the man done rolled up on me. They like why you run. I was ignoring the hoe ass Good Samaritan. But I told the lady, look, I’m dirty ass hell and that’s the only reason I ran. She was like I don’t care, I just want the insurance info. Opened up my partner glovebox and gave it to her.
Had to get back in the car and roll it to this store in the neighborhood cause police was coming I still got all this shyt on me. Told the store owner I was having car trouble. He said you can keep it in the back for 24 hours. By this time, my nikkas was already on the way. Picked me up from the store. My homeboy reported it stolen. That’s was a whole different saga but we got up outta that too
“oh ya your DONE , your DONE” 
at 2pm no lessYOUREEEE CAUGHT
YOU a$$hole
why the dude pull into the driveway with the car facing the garage and fukk up his quick getaway
Toe Jay Simpson
Searchin’
Dude went back inside, opened his box and it was some tire chains
DatNkkaCutty
Veteran
right before I lace up my timbs.
MaxBundles
Veteran
Lmaoooo
fukking hilarious
fukking hilarious
