Porch Pirate tries to drive off and gets stuck in the snow
- Thread starter Tom Foolery
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L of the year so far
Lmao at when he finally gave up and just sat in the car waiting for police like... After shovelling snow with his bare hands amd forearm
This isn't even on the same level of the chick who was just killed at the capital building.
MaxBundles
Veteran
Yooo im 
at his last attempt even when the cops came lmaoooo
at his last attempt even when the cops came lmaoooo
so many L's, im basically from there so i already know: 
-Probably charged with trespassing
-probably charged with mischief
-probably charged with obstruction of justice and resisting arrest
-the amount of cops that showed up
-might have already been out on charges/bail so he breached and went back to jail
-gonna have to retain a $5000 lawyer for an amazon package probably worth $60
-getting the car stuck
-getting his clothes wet from the snow
- failing to steal a dinky package
-telling the homeowners sorry
-the police probably impounded the car at $100 a day
-this incident being recorded
-his future employees and in-laws will have the ability to pull up this video.
-Trying to dig the car out the snow with his hands
etc
@TradePascalSiakam
another young black boy caught up in stupidness, god bless this city
-Probably charged with trespassing
-probably charged with mischief
-probably charged with obstruction of justice and resisting arrest
-the amount of cops that showed up
-might have already been out on charges/bail so he breached and went back to jail
-gonna have to retain a $5000 lawyer for an amazon package probably worth $60
-getting the car stuck
-getting his clothes wet from the snow
- failing to steal a dinky package
-telling the homeowners sorry
-the police probably impounded the car at $100 a day
-this incident being recorded
-his future employees and in-laws will have the ability to pull up this video.
-Trying to dig the car out the snow with his hands
etc
@TradePascalSiakam
another young black boy caught up in stupidness, god bless this city
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
This remind me of the time I got into a hit and run in Florida. I had a pistol, and a whole bomb of dope sacked up and I was in my homeboys Ford Focus. I ran into the back of a lady and instinctively made a run for it. Man this lady AND some white dude with a big ass truck started following me. I bussed a corner so hard in this neighborhood I ended up running into a mail box and bent the rim on one of the tires and fukked that shyt all up. Now the car is barely rolling and I see lady and dude in truck come flying around the corner.
So it’s barley moving but it rolls into a driveway. As soon as I get out the car, a old black man comes walking out the house. I’m like excuse me sir, but I’m having car troubles... he cuts me off and said, I already called the police. I’m like bytch ass nikka you don’t even know what happened. He must of had an instinct that I was on some fukkery.
So now lady and the man done rolled up on me. They like why you run. I was ignoring the hoe ass Good Samaritan. But I told the lady, look, I’m dirty ass hell and that’s the only reason I ran. She was like I don’t care, I just want the insurance info. Opened up my partner glovebox and gave it to her.
Had to get back in the car and roll it to this store in the neighborhood cause police was coming I still got all this shyt on me. Told the store owner I was having car trouble. He said you can keep it in the back for 24 hours. By this time, my nikkas was already on the way. Picked me up from the store. My homeboy reported it stolen. That’s was a whole different saga but we got up outta that too
The fukkery Hahahaha
that would only delay the inevitable.
thats why career criminals do their dirt in stolen cars.
man homebody had to be on drugs.
Bro this shyt was off 103rd street. I typically didn’t even be on the westside but my homeboy had a spot at some of apartments over there we used to get money in.
Rollo Goodlove
Palestine Titty
They already had his lincense platesthat would only delay the inevitable.
thats why career criminals do their dirt in stolen cars.
Rollo Goodlove
Palestine Titty
It was in Canada
Dead
SleezyBigSlim
Banned
Porch Pirate!!
