Porn Moves You Tried In Real Life To Negative Results

[Justin Nitsuj]

Anal sex. An ex literally shytted on my dikk after 15 seconds

 

[Flexington]

A lot of these sound like poor expectations or not really knowing what they/their partner was capable of and/or down for
didn't read anything too wild

 

[Ces1ne?]

Ripping thru the leggings to smash

One of the loose threads caught onto my pubes mid stroke and yanked the fukk outta it reflexively pulling away made it worse



Which one of you nikkas tried to nigflip your girl and hurt yourself

That ripping thru leggings is straight up for the movies. Been there, done that, ain’t what u think most of the time

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Told a long term ex I wanted to paint her pretty ass face during head. she looked up and caught and it all… then she bust out crying like “I…*sniff* just don’t know how to feeeeEEEElllll!…” and starts sobbing. We both butt ass looking ridiculous while I’m trying to hug and comfort her with my dikk still hard and a crazy amount of nut all over her face, hanging off her chin, and in her eye smh.

Everytime I looked at her my dikk would get hard again and she’d start sobbing again lol. She got up and left the room trying to walk it off but looked like a pop tart. I had to get a towel, and wipe her off. I never asked for that shyt again, she made me feel so bad.

I have a confession. I have never nutted on a woman's face. And it's not that I don't want to but it's the fact that her swallowing it is just way more appealing to me than it being on her face. I want it to go down her throat

 

[skokiaan]

You had to immediately pull out and tell her her p*ssy stank and the smell was keeping you from getting full erect, that was the only way to take back your power in that situation..........are you powerless breh?!?! That's a permanent strike on your psych breh...

We got a virgin over here

 

[Jaguar93]

Sophomore year in high school I was fukking a senior from the track team. And got punched in the nose for “trying” to talk dirty. And by talking dirty I mean like those white boys in porn. So while we were fukking I was saying corny shyt like. Hoe, slut, bytch, whore, and all kinds of corny shyt you’ll hear in porn smh. Until she got fed up and punched me dead in my nose. And said “don’t talk to me like I’m some hoe.” After that I shut the fukk up, and the only thing you could hear in her room. Was her moans, the bed, and back shots. The next day after football practice. Her and her homegirls were clowning the hell outta me. But she still let me hit again.

 

[Second Chance Lance]

Sophomore year in high school I was fukking a senior from the track team. And gotten punched in the nose for “trying” to talk dirty. And by talking dirty I mean like one of those white boys in porn. So while we were fukking I was saying corny shyt like. Hoe, slut, bytch, whore, and all kinds of corny shyt you hear in porn smh. Until she got fed up and punched dead in my nose, and said “don’t talk to me like I’m some hoe.” After that I shut the fukk up, and the only thing you could hear in her room. Was her moans, the bed, and back shots. The next day after football practice. Her and her homegirls were clowning the hell outta me. But she still let me hit again.

 

[Payday23]

Sophomore year in high school I was fukking a senior from the track team. And gotten punched in the nose for “trying” to talk dirty. And by talking dirty I mean like one of those white boys in porn. So while we were fukking I was saying corny shyt like. Hoe, slut, bytch, whore, and all kinds of corny shyt you hear in porn smh. Until she got fed up and punched dead in my nose, and said “don’t talk to me like I’m some hoe.” After that I shut the fukk up, and the only thing you could hear in her room. Was her moans, the bed, and back shots. The next day after football practice. Her and her homegirls were clowning the hell outta me. But she still let me hit again.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Anal sex. An ex literally shytted on my dikk after 15 seconds

Yeah porn actresses prep extensively for that.

As for the thread, it should be in Rafters when it dies down. Also a lot of you would get further with different shyt in the bedroom if you tried talking about it first. She may show apprehension because she isn't versed in certain shyt but that's where you use your mouthpiece to warm her to something different.

If she is really into you she'll relent and at least give wild shyt a shot.

Wild shyt should be within reason of course.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Popped a cialis on a few occasions when I was young. Realized that they don’t want you to last forever

 

[Boogie]

Titty fukkin is not it

 

[StackorStarve]

Tried to do the wheelbarrow move but did it wrong. She hit the handstand but her body is supposed to be facing in so it’s like doggy but on her hands. She was facing out though so it was just awkward. Gave up after a minute or two felt stupid

 

[Renegade47]

Told a long term ex I wanted to paint her pretty ass face during head. she looked up and caught and it all… then she bust out crying like “I…*sniff* just don’t know how to feeeeEEEElllll!…” and starts sobbing. We both butt ass looking ridiculous while I’m trying to hug and comfort her with my dikk still hard and a crazy amount of nut all over her face, hanging off her chin, and in her eye smh.

Everytime I looked at her my dikk would get hard again and she’d start sobbing again lol. She got up and left the room trying to walk it off but looked like a pop tart. I had to get a towel, and wipe her off. I never asked for that shyt again, she made me feel so bad.

 

[Renegade47]

Popped a cialis on a few occasions when I was young. Realized that they don’t want you to last forever

10-20 minutes the sweet spot. that hour long shyt for sexual deviants

 

[EastsideRio]

Works every time.