Porn Moves You Tried In Real Life To Negative Results

[Second Chance Lance]

Tittyfukin ain't it if she don't get no titty and using her chest bones, or not using lube or spit.

I tried that one position where we both sitting down on the bed and she riding, my back was straining like a mofo

 

[Jasonmask]

Tittyfukin ain't it if she don't get no titty and using her chest bones, or not using lube or spit.

I tried that one position where we both sitting down on the bed and she riding, my back was straining like a mofo

Gotta be on the head board or have a smaller girl for that

 

[Second Chance Lance]

Gotta be on the head board or have a smaller girl for that

Yea, probably work better, but I seen some people do it in the middle of the bed

 

[987654321]

Borderline personality disorder is NOT for play.

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

I tried this shyt on this one 6.3/10 bytch and got an immediate charlie horse and was rubbin my hamstring and calfs for helllla minutes feelin hella crunchy then tapped out for the night with my dikk tucked between my legs like a straight sucka

Spoiler

 

[UpAndComing]

Titty fukkin is not it

Titty fukking in reality is the most awkward thing ever. Tried to do it one time with a girl that wanted to try it like I did. Everyone involved was embarrassed after doing it

 

[Roid Jones]

And I told her I would wear her out

Spoiler

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I convinced my girl to wear a butt plug while we went out on a date one time

I put it in right before we left and we agreed she'd wear it the entire night

I remember I kept looking at her while I was driving like but she was just sitting there like

She was walking all weird when we got to the movie theater and we barely got past the opening credits when I looked at her looking all uncomfortable like and she said she was going to the bathroom to take it out

why did I think you were a female this entire time

 

[Blessings]

nikkas been told on themselves

Y'all hate cardio, calisthenics, any workout related to hips and glutes

 

[O.Red]

rep...

The fukk is rep gonna do for him?

 

[Richard Glidewell]

I was hitting a girl froggystyle and she straight bust out laughing.

She said I didn't have enough dikk for that position

You had to immediately pull out and tell her her p*ssy stank and the smell was keeping you from getting full erect, that was the only way to take back your power in that situation..........are you powerless breh?!?! That's a permanent strike on your psych breh...

 

[ADK]

Same story as breh earlier, girl I lost my virginity to and was with for 3 years, I busted on her face and she broke down into tears afterwards

Decent person, boring ass sex overall.

 

[JuvenileHell]

came in the thread looking for this exact gif

 

[JuvenileHell]

Told a long term ex I wanted to paint her pretty ass face during head. she looked up and caught and it all… then she bust out crying like “I…*sniff* just don’t know how to feeeeEEEElllll!…” and starts sobbing. We both butt ass looking ridiculous while I’m trying to hug and comfort her with my dikk still hard and a crazy amount of nut all over her face, hanging off her chin, and in her eye smh.

Everytime I looked at her my dikk would get hard again and she’d start sobbing again lol. She got up and left the room trying to walk it off but looked like a pop tart. I had to get a towel, and wipe her off. I never asked for that shyt again, she made me feel so bad.

reading this post and then lookin at your avatar took me out

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Told a long term ex I wanted to paint her pretty ass face during head. she looked up and caught and it all… then she bust out crying like “I…*sniff* just don’t know how to feeeeEEEElllll!…” and starts sobbing. We both butt ass looking ridiculous while I’m trying to hug and comfort her with my dikk still hard and a crazy amount of nut all over her face, hanging off her chin, and in her eye smh.

Everytime I looked at her my dikk would get hard again and she’d start sobbing again lol. She got up and left the room trying to walk it off but looked like a pop tart. I had to get a towel, and wipe her off. I never asked for that shyt again, she made me feel so bad.

If you would have gave a cum kiss, she would have felt better.



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