When I was living at my mom's house, her cat ran up unprovoked and sliced my hand wide open, leaking like crazy while I was chillin on the couch. I got up and bytch slapped that cat harder than I meant to and it's eye was sideways for half a day, had to lie to my mom as she didn't know what happened and wanted to take it to the vet, told her he would be alright just give it a day and it worked out. Never got scratched again tho
