Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got

[DreadHead P]

- Back in high school I smashed this fat Dominican chick a few times. So I'm coolin in the crib one day after school and she shows up wit the friend she was usually with and 2 new chick's I had never met before, a cute bright skinned chick and a not so cute brown skinned chick. I thought she was there to see me when I opened the door but she walked pass my room and went into my lil brother's room, I didn't even give a fukk. Her 3 friends sat in my room while she was in the room wit my brother. After a couple of minutes I went in my lil brothers room and said "aight you not bout to leave me on stuck so either we running train or one of your friends gotta put out", I was really hoping she would say the light skinned chick was down but she said the brown skinned chick texted her and told her I was cute. So i'm like , I walked back into my room, looked at the brown skinned chick and said "so what's up, we gone do this or what?". She didn't even say yes, she just stood up and started taking her clothes off. I smashed her wit the other 2 chicks watching then when I was done I looked at them and asked who was next

- one night back in like 2011 the chick I was with at the time had some tickets to a comedy show, she told me to invite someone so I invited my boy who became my roommate not too long after this and my girl invited her bestfriend and her boyfriend, another friend she called her sister, and the "sister" bought her best friend. After the show my girl, her best friend and her boyfriend went to some club and my man's asked me if I wanted to go to a bar to link up wit some chicks. I'm thinkin he had a whole new set of chicks set up but when we got there it turned out to be the "sister" and the friend she had wit her. I remember it was Cinco De Mayo and the bar had $1 Mimosas so all 4 of us sat there and got WASTED. Towards the end of the night I went to the bathroom and my boy walked in behind me talkin about "yo, ol girl wanna know if you faithful to your chick cause her friend wanna fukk", I'm like " they supposed to be sisters, that sounds like a set up". We get back to the table and the "sister" straight up looks at me and says "so what's up, you tryin to fukk my girl? Cause I'm tryin to fukk ya boy". I don't remember anything after that, I don't remember leaving the spot, I don't remember driving to his crib, and I barely remember fukkin the chick. I just know I woke up the next morning tryin to figure out where I was, didnt even remember there was supposed to be a chick there till I rolled over and saw a bracelet she left, then she started textin me reminding me of everything we did. I felt bad about that shyt cause even though I can be a dog ass nikka at times that's still a line I wouldn't ordinarily cross, that shyt definitely taught me a lesson on how grimy these hoes can be too

 

[Pool_Shark]

First off I'll say this bytch was nothing to brag about, old white bytch not grandma old but old to a 20 year old.

I was at work, locking up the courtyard, she was sitting on the bench, she worked in the building I had to watch. I come out pick up a sign she was sitting on the bench. She says "You work this late? Doesn't your girlfriend get mad?"

Immediately my brain went sometimes they'll say something and you just know you she wants it.

I told her "Yeah, she's cool as long as I'm making money . What about you? Are you married?"

She says "Yeah, but I can still fool around."

"What about right now?"

Smashed in my shytty Nissan in the parking garage.

 

[Human Torch]

where do i start:

-In germany in a club a brazilian chick asked me for a cigarette, I gave her one we just chill so i start the flirting. 5 minutes in she says "i bet you cant fukk me better than my bf". 10 minutes later we in my car in the parking lot. never got her name or if i was better

-Again in germany, was at my boy house after a night out and some chick he brought home went to the bathroom. I had to piss too so I went it right after she was getting out and she pulled me in there and started kissing me. I told her hold on and asked my boy if it was cool. he shrugged and said "i don't......." and i ran back in the bathroom before he can finish and smashed.

-In japan some japanese chick asked me for a cigarette, i told her I didn t have that much left, and she said please and then kissed me. I gave her one and as soon as she finished it we were in the 3-hour love motels for only $20

-In Lincoln nebraska in the club district by the college me and my homeboy were at a club and some chick just walked up to him and just kissed him outta nowhere and said "she just had to do it". A few minutes later her girl comes in the club and she introduced and she does the same thing. 10 minutes later we at her house smashing.

-In Norwich, UK before i even get to the club some chick walks up on me and starts talking to me. We get to the the club and she starts kissing my neck 5 minutes in and asks to go SHAG in the car



International, yall nikkas wish I was lying

Can't wait to move to Germany

 

[Opus]

Nikka you got to have aids

Alot of studs and stds itt

 

[karim]

I get p*ssy thrown at me all the time. Unfortunately, I suffer from pre-nut clarity. The thought of waking up next to a stranger the next morning disgusts me. Also, it's mostly white girls and I feel like they are fetishizing me, so I keep turning it down.

 

[meth68]

where do i start:

-In germany in a club a brazilian chick asked me for a cigarette, I gave her one we just chill so i start the flirting. 5 minutes in she says "i bet you cant fukk me better than my bf". 10 minutes later we in my car in the parking lot. never got her name or if i was better

-Again in germany, was at my boy house after a night out and some chick he brought home went to the bathroom. I had to piss too so I went it right after she was getting out and she pulled me in there and started kissing me. I told her hold on and asked my boy if it was cool. he shrugged and said "i don't......." and i ran back in the bathroom before he can finish and smashed.

-In japan some japanese chick asked me for a cigarette, i told her I didn t have that much left, and she said please and then kissed me. I gave her one and as soon as she finished it we were in the 3-hour love motels for only $20

-In Lincoln nebraska in the club district by the college me and my homeboy were at a club and some chick just walked up to him and just kissed him outta nowhere and said "she just had to do it". A few minutes later her girl comes in the club and she introduced and she does the same thing. 10 minutes later we at her house smashing.

-In Norwich, UK before i even get to the club some chick walks up on me and starts talking to me. We get to the the club and she starts kissing my neck 5 minutes in and asks to go SHAG in the car



International, yall nikkas wish I was lying

I can attest to this lol

I wont add a long story just add support..

Last night I went to a party, was like a big 3 floor house converted to like a motel, 4br each floor 12 br in total 8 girls 4 guys, all german they come here 6months as interns and new ones come they go back.

German guys love to drink and just act way to nice, the girls are all down to smash, but the guys like dont even pay attention.

Me and my 2 friends hit gold Coli, we hit gold all 3 of us smashed 3 of the girls. And they were all decent looking too.

Tonight when we meet up, shyts going to get interesting cause we didnt even get to talk after cause we just kept going with the party lol

 

[Medicate]

First off I'll say this bytch was nothing to brag about, old white bytch not grandma old but old to a 20 year old.

I was at working, locking up the courtyard, she was sitting on the bench, she worked in the building I had to watch. I come out pick up a sign she was sitting on the bench. She says "You work this late? Doesn't your girlfriend get mad?"

Immediately my brain went sometimes they'll say something and you just know you she wants it.

I told her "Yeah, she's cool as long as I'm making money . What about you? Are you married?"

She says "Yeah, but I can still fool around."

"What about right now?"

Smashed in my shytty Nissan in the parking garage.

That's the same line I use on chicks..... People already know what you trying to say when you say it too....

at that "yeah, but I can still fool around" :Dudes out here don't know what they wives be doing on the sly.....

 

[Pool_Shark]

That's the same line I use on chicks..... People already know what you trying to say when you say it too....

at that "yeah, but I can still fool around" :Dudes out here don't know what they wives be doing on the sly.....deadmanny:

Any time a girl ask your relationship status it's basically saying she wants to fukk. That lady was a trip cause after that time I smashed a few more times but she was trying to make me her side dikk so I had to cut her off

 

[Darealtwo1]

I was a in a fraternity in college, and we lived in what was called "frat row", which was a cluster of apt complexes all joined by a connecting hallway. If you didnt know the exact room you were going and where it was taking you, you could easily go to the wrong frat.

Anyway, another house was throwing a party and I was just posted for the evening studying in my room or whatever I was doing. I go to the bathroom, and when I come out there's this girl standing in my living room (we hardly ever locked the doors). She said she got lost and was looking for the party. It was a theme party and she was dressed like alice in wonderland, and she was pretty liqued.

We made small talk. She followed me to my room. She took a couple of shots with me (under the idea she was just going to pregame some more before going to the party). She laid on my bed....You know the rest. From the moment I said hi, till the moment I was in them guts it couldnt have taken more than 5 minutes, and we hardly said a thing to each other. After...she stayed around for like 10 minutes, and then she left for the party. Never saw her before or after. College was wild.

@Zapp Brannigan knows.

what school was this...we have a frat row here and I wanna see if its the same school

 

[Raiders]

When I was 16 I was chillin over the homies pad, some chick waas there I said hi and went about my day having fun and shyt, I end up back at the homies at night because I didnt want to go home the chick was still there we ended up on the floor she said she was horny, so I fukked her, never knew her name, never had a convo. I've had other easy shyt, but I dont think I can get much easier.
Went raw tho no STDs or kids from it tho i'll never do that again

 

[Raiders]

Easiest p*ssy I ever got was in Tijuana at Aduelitas and Hong Kong

Was in TJ last night , but you paid for that p*ssy nikka, its not easy if you gotta go to another country and pay

I remember the firs time I went to one of those places, it was in that area with HK. I was in the place thinking im hot shyt because all the girls are filling on me as I walk in trying to get me to come with them. I sit down order a beer and the sexy thing comes and sits next to me and start rubbing on my dikk, the waiter comes and is like you want to buy the lady a drink im like sure just dont stop she keeps doing that and im talking to her practicing my spanish. so she is like you want to fukk me im like lets go, she is like $50 thats when I seen the in her, im like naw im good and ask my friend what type of joint is this. I was a TJ rookie

 

[L@CaT]

Was in TJ last night , but you paid for that p*ssy nikka, its not easy if you gotta go to another country and pay

I remember the firs time I went to one of those places, it was in that area with HK. I was in the place thinking im hot shyt because all the girls are filling on me as I walk in trying to get me to come with them. I sit down order a beer and the sexy thing comes and sits next to me and start rubbing on my dikk, the waiter comes and is like you want to buy the lady a drink im like sure just dont stop she keeps doing that and im talking to her practicing my spanish. so she is like you want to fukk me im like lets go, she is like $50 thats when I seen the in her, im like naw im good and ask my friend what type of joint is this. I was a TJ rookie

I used to be that dude who had a problem for paying for p*ssy. I didn't fuk a Hooker until I hit 30.
but then a good friend of mine made me realize that you are paying for p*ssy regardless hooker or not.

In fact you will probably be paying much more than the $80.00 the finest prostitute in TJ is willing to fuk for when u take a chick on a date.


I'm just jaded with Dating and over paying for everything even when I'm not really feeling a chick.

With TJ hoes its straight and to the point, and $$$ wise a great value

 

[Flash Thunderton]

Info?

 

[USSInsiders]

where do i start:

-In germany in a club a brazilian chick asked me for a cigarette, I gave her one we just chill so i start the flirting. 5 minutes in she says "i bet you cant fukk me better than my bf". 10 minutes later we in my car in the parking lot. never got her name or if i was better

-Again in germany, was at my boy house after a night out and some chick he brought home went to the bathroom. I had to piss too so I went it right after she was getting out and she pulled me in there and started kissing me. I told her hold on and asked my boy if it was cool. he shrugged and said "i don't......." and i ran back in the bathroom before he can finish and smashed.

-In japan some japanese chick asked me for a cigarette, i told her I didn t have that much left, and she said please and then kissed me. I gave her one and as soon as she finished it we were in the 3-hour love motels for only $20

-In Lincoln nebraska in the club district by the college me and my homeboy were at a club and some chick just walked up to him and just kissed him outta nowhere and said "she just had to do it". A few minutes later her girl comes in the club and she introduced and she does the same thing. 10 minutes later we at her house smashing.

-In Norwich, UK before i even get to the club some chick walks up on me and starts talking to me. We get to the the club and she starts kissing my neck 5 minutes in and asks to go SHAG in the car



International, yall nikkas wish I was lying

you're a cheeky c*nt, m8

 

[Raiders]

Info?

Yeah she is from the land of photoshop

I used to be that dude who had a problem for paying for p*ssy. I didn't fuk a Hooker until I hit 30.
but then a good friend of mine made me realize that you are paying for p*ssy regardless hooker or not.

In fact you will probably be paying much more than the $80.00 the finest prostitute in TJ is willing to fuk for when u take a chick on a date.


I'm just jaded with Dating and over paying for everything even when I'm not really feeling a chick.

With TJ hoes its straight and to the point, and $$$ wise a great value

Im not knocking dudes who do but I really dont spend money on chicks anyway so $50 seems high when I can get her to buy me a meal instead