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Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got
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Uncle Trill
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I was on holiday partying in Greece. Saw a girl walking crying and I asked her whats wrong, she said shes lost her cousin who has the hotel key and doesnt know where shes gonna stay for the night. I said maybe you can stay at mine, she said ok. It was literally that easy 
She was a pawg too
She was a pawg too
High school, come through a party at like 3 AM after it's already ended. 
Some of my nikkas were still there though, and about 10-15 girls. Pass the bong around, have a couple drinks.. see three cute white girls go into a bedroom and I'm pretty sure they are giving off vibes to me. I come in a minute or so later and they tell me to get under the covers..
I'm on the edge of the three, and the one closest to me starts stroking my dikk.. then passes it to her companions and they take turns gripping it.
We rearrange positions, and the rest is history.
Some of my nikkas were still there though, and about 10-15 girls. Pass the bong around, have a couple drinks.. see three cute white girls go into a bedroom and I'm pretty sure they are giving off vibes to me. I come in a minute or so later and they tell me to get under the covers..
I'm on the edge of the three, and the one closest to me starts stroking my dikk.. then passes it to her companions and they take turns gripping it.
We rearrange positions, and the rest is history.
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where do i start:
-In germany in a club a brazilian chick asked me for a cigarette, I gave her one we just chill so i start the flirting. 5 minutes in she says "i bet you cant fukk me better than my bf". 10 minutes later we in my car in the parking lot. never got her name or if i was better
-Again in germany, was at my boy house after a night out and some chick he brought home went to the bathroom. I had to piss too so I went it right after she was getting out and she pulled me in there and started kissing me. I told her hold on and asked my boy if it was cool. he shrugged and said "i don't......." and i ran back in the bathroom before he can finish and smashed.
-In japan some japanese chick asked me for a cigarette, i told her I didn t have that much left, and she said please and then kissed me. I gave her one and as soon as she finished it we were in the 3-hour love motels for only $20
-In Lincoln nebraska in the club district by the college me and my homeboy were at a club and some chick just walked up to him and just kissed him outta nowhere and said "she just had to do it". A few minutes later her girl comes in the club and she introduced and she does the same thing. 10 minutes later we at her house smashing.
-In Norwich, UK before i even get to the club some chick walks up on me and starts talking to me. We get to the the club and she starts kissing my neck 5 minutes in and asks to go SHAG in the car
International, yall nikkas wish I was lying
-In germany in a club a brazilian chick asked me for a cigarette, I gave her one we just chill so i start the flirting. 5 minutes in she says "i bet you cant fukk me better than my bf". 10 minutes later we in my car in the parking lot. never got her name or if i was better
-Again in germany, was at my boy house after a night out and some chick he brought home went to the bathroom. I had to piss too so I went it right after she was getting out and she pulled me in there and started kissing me. I told her hold on and asked my boy if it was cool. he shrugged and said "i don't......." and i ran back in the bathroom before he can finish and smashed.
-In japan some japanese chick asked me for a cigarette, i told her I didn t have that much left, and she said please and then kissed me. I gave her one and as soon as she finished it we were in the 3-hour love motels for only $20
-In Lincoln nebraska in the club district by the college me and my homeboy were at a club and some chick just walked up to him and just kissed him outta nowhere and said "she just had to do it". A few minutes later her girl comes in the club and she introduced and she does the same thing. 10 minutes later we at her house smashing.
-In Norwich, UK before i even get to the club some chick walks up on me and starts talking to me. We get to the the club and she starts kissing my neck 5 minutes in and asks to go SHAG in the car
International, yall nikkas wish I was lying
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
Was on a dooby cruise when i see these two bytches walking away from a bar and i scooped them up.. the lil one tells me dude they were with was too grabby and shyt. Smoked them out, drop the big one off and then lil one rode my ass till the cows came home 
Petite girls, no gravity, can be fukked anywhere
Petite girls, no gravity, can be fukked anywhere
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
I meet a chick and told her I was Kobe Bryant's cousin then showed her a photoshopped picture of me standing next to Kobe at rucker park. She came over that same night, sucked and fukked then I kicked her out of my place and blocked her number.
Seen a chick getting trained in the park and basicly just joined the que
Nikka you got to have aids
I can easily tell the real nikkas in this thread from the BS......
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
haha
#fact
Back in the day I fcked this one girl and her friend that worked at this movie theater around my way, Me and ole girl had chopped it up before, but I decided to go down there while she was at work and fck with her....I used to always pop up at my girls jobs just to fck with em.....
......Anyways I get down there and she see me and I knew she had a stressed day, so i had it in the back of my mind that night, that we was smashin that night somehow or someway. So ole girl seen me and and bobbed her head to come to the back where she come for her breaks......so I go back there, and its this other chick that worked there with her when I go back, the other chick was semi decent in the face, but had an azz for days....
....and so we choppin it up for a few and I'm already thinkin in my nasty mind, that i'm hittin both of these hoez tonight, we was gettin all kinds of extra friendly.......So we all head to a empty movie that ain't started yet and after about like 5 minutes of talkin, I just say "so we gettin down tonight or what" thinkin i'mma get the 
for comin at them like that....ole girl dropped the " shyt fck it lets go right now nikka"............and I was a real young nikka, so I was like 
.....Man we was fckin and suckin each other for about an hour...but we had to go behind the back area of the movie so the security wouldn't catch us..........I busted so many times I thought my dikk was going to fall off.....Ole girls came lakes that day.....
.....I ended up fckin with both of em a few more times, but then I met my ex a while after and her puss and headgame made it a memory..............
......Anyways I get down there and she see me and I knew she had a stressed day, so i had it in the back of my mind that night, that we was smashin that night somehow or someway. So ole girl seen me and and bobbed her head to come to the back where she come for her breaks......so I go back there, and its this other chick that worked there with her when I go back, the other chick was semi decent in the face, but had an azz for days........and so we choppin it up for a few and I'm already thinkin in my nasty mind, that i'm hittin both of these hoez tonight, we was gettin all kinds of extra friendly.......So we all head to a empty movie that ain't started yet and after about like 5 minutes of talkin, I just say "so we gettin down tonight or what" thinkin i'mma get the for comin at them like that....ole girl dropped the " shyt fck it lets go right now nikka"............and I was a real young nikka, so I was like .....Man we was fckin and suckin each other for about an hour...but we had to go behind the back area of the movie so the security wouldn't catch us..........I busted so many times I thought my dikk was going to fall off.....Ole girls came lakes that day..........I ended up fckin with both of em a few more times, but then I met my ex a while after and her puss and headgame made it a memory..............
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
Went up to a stripper with a dollar
Girl moving and gyrating like
Look into her eyes and ask her to marry me
Talk a bit after, get that number, text her on a monday, get her from school like at 11am, bring her home and that's that she didn't wanna suck dikk tho 
Girl moving and gyrating like
Look into her eyes and ask her to marry me
Talk a bit after, get that number, text her on a monday, get her from school like at 11am, bring her home and that's that
she didn't wanna suck dikk tho 
DeusOfCalamity
Rookie
My roommate was going to cheat on his girl but she showed up unannounced so he hid this chick in my room
I come home and he tell me she is in there and if anyone asks she is my girl and I can do what I want with her so I went in there and smashed then sent her home
I come home and he tell me she is in there and if anyone asks she is my girl and I can do what I want with her so I went in there and smashed then sent her home
I'm not gonna sit here & just post stories, but I'll say if I have some intel on the female, it's always easy. You already know what your dealing with & that adds a certain confidence & boldness you may not have if you didn't have that prior knowledge.
Easiest was when I was in HS, I was sitting next to this female during graduation rehearsal. I rarely interacted with her throughout those years, but was aware of who she was. During the rehearsal, I don't know what came over me, but I said "can I fukk you?" & she said "umm, okay." It was totally out of character for me & I didn't even expect that answer. The boldness came off knowledge that she gave a dude I knew a handjob that I believed I was flyer then.
well, I can think of something easier. I still initiated that. The easiest is when they initiate it.
As you get older, you really shouldn't need though & should have experience to read women.
Easiest was when I was in HS, I was sitting next to this female during graduation rehearsal. I rarely interacted with her throughout those years, but was aware of who she was. During the rehearsal, I don't know what came over me, but I said "can I fukk you?" & she said "umm, okay." It was totally out of character for me & I didn't even expect that answer. The boldness came off knowledge that she gave a dude I knew a handjob that I believed I was flyer then.
well, I can think of something easier. I still initiated that. The easiest is when they initiate it.
As you get older, you really shouldn't need though & should have experience to read women.
