Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

what was yall pickup lines exactly?

pickup line?

 

[El negrito de tejas]

Alright this second incident is for the #GMB crew.

It's a early Wednesday morning and I get a like on OkCupid. It's a short blonde haired white woman on a 4 wheeler with only 1 photo. I was bored at work so i say what the Hell and message her. 5 messages in she tells me to message her on Google hangouts.

I message her and she tells me she's married with 4 kids and she stays in manvel which is literally 5 mins away from pearland.at first I was skeptical and told her I needed to see more photos. She sends me photos of her ass naked and tells me I can come to her house and we can get straight to the point.... All this within an hr of messaging each other.

So I leave work early and tell her I need to stop by my house and take a shower.

Her, "oh it's ok you can take a shower over here."
Me: "uh are you sure that's cool?"
Her: yeah it's no problem my husband is on the north side with my son at baseball practice it will take him 2hrs to get here in traffic.
Me: uh ok well I need to stop by the store and pick up protection
Her: you don't have to do that I'm clean and I'm fixed
Me: naw I'm good safe sex is the best sex

So I pull up to the house and call her. She opens up the garage and motions for me to run inside. I get into the house and she's washing clothes and acting like this is no big deal like is completely normal.

We're just having casual small talk while she walks me to the shower. Gives me a wash cloth and towel and I'm just paranoid like. "I am in this mans house using his towels and about to fukk his wife"

So I get out and I'm drying off talking to her in the doorway. She's telling me her husband hasn't fukked her good in 10yrs

Then bruhs she says this and I quote, "but he has no idea about my new found love..."

Me: "new found love of what?"

Her: "new found love of black dikk!!!"
I was completely

So she strips ass naked and she literally starts going to town sucking me off
I just have all types of reactions going on from to to

We get to fukking and I'm hitting it doggystyle on the edge of the bed.

I was still paranoid so I'm looking around the room to make sure everything is all good.

Bruhs as I'm looking around the room... I see a picture on the dresser... It's a picture of her and her husband and he's in the picture giving her a kiss on the cheek.
All I could do was
I busted a hard nut and she hopped up and was like, "I gotta go pick my other 3 kids up from daycare. This was fantastic I'll hit you up when I'm free so we can meet up again"

I drove home with this face the entire time.

She was 31 and a stay at home mother.
I just couldn't wrap my head around it.

This man is out here busting his ass working, got you in a nice big ass house and you out here meeting up with young black men online getting dikked down in this mans bed.

 

[Jesus]

Alright this second incident is for the #GMB crew.

It's a early Wednesday morning and I get a like on OkCupid. It's a short blonde haired white woman on a 4 wheeler with only 1 photo. I was bored at work so i say what the Hell and message her. 5 messages in she tells me to message her on Google hangouts.

I message her and she tells me she's married with 4 kids and she stays in manvel which is literally 5 mins away from pearland.at first I was skeptical and told her I needed to see more photos. She sends me photos of her ass naked and tells me I can come to her house and we can get straight to the point.... All this within an hr of messaging each other.

So I leave work early and tell her I need to stop by my house and take a shower.

Her, "oh it's ok you can take a shower over here."
Me: "uh are you sure that's cool?"
Her: yeah it's no problem my husband is on the north side with my son at baseball practice it will take him 2hrs to get here in traffic.
Me: uh ok well I need to stop by the store and pick up protection
Her: you don't have to do that I'm clean and I'm fixed
Me: naw I'm good safe sex is the best sex

So I pull up to the house and call her. She opens up the garage and motions for me to run inside. I get into the house and she's washing clothes and acting like this is no big deal like is completely normal.

We're just having casual small talk while she walks me to the shower. Gives me a wash cloth and towel and I'm just paranoid like. "I am in this mans house using his towels and about to fukk his wife"

So I get out and I'm drying off talking to her in the doorway. She's telling me her husband hasn't fukked her good in 10yrs

Then bruhs she says this and I quote, "but he has no idea about my new found love..."

Me: "new found love of what?"

Her: "new found love of black dikk!!!"
I was completely

So she strips ass naked and she literally starts going to town sucking me off
I just have all types of reactions going on from to to

We get to fukking and I'm hitting it doggystyle on the edge of the bed.

I was still paranoid so I'm looking around the room to make sure everything is all good.

Bruhs as I'm looking around the room... I see a picture on the dresser... It's a picture of her and her husband and he's in the picture giving her a kiss on the cheek.
All I could do was
I busted a hard nut and she hopped up and was like, "I gotta go pick my other 3 kids up from daycare. This was fantastic I'll hit you up when I'm free so we can meet up again"

I drove home with this face the entire time.

She was 31 and a stay at home mother.
I just couldn't wrap my head around it.

This man is out here busting his ass working, got you in a nice big ass house and you out here meeting up with young black men online getting dikked down in this mans bed.

Did you smash again?


I got like a dozen stories...will share later.

 

[beezy]

One morning after dropping off my gf at the time at her house, this girl I barely spoke to texted me a chain text message (One of those old corny, Send 1 if you like me Send 2 if you think im hot Send 3 if you would date me etc etc) so naturally, i go with the "i would fukk" option

She was like "For real?"

So I'm like yea, and i got a open house right now if you're down So I picked her up, took her to my room and she gave me the yams She even tried tellin me she doesnt suck dikk, but i was like "Well it's a requirement" and just dunked it in her mouth

I was a cool dude..

 

[El negrito de tejas]

Did you smash again?
I got like a dozen stories...will share later.

Bruh I've smashed her in her best friends house that same week her husband accused her of cheating after seeing a text from another guy she was talking to.

Got head from her in a Whataburger parking lot while her neighbor was inside ordering food

Smashed in her garage while her kids were upstairs sleep. this bytch had a baby camera monitor with her in the garage sucking my dikk watching her kids and said, "You better not get out of that bed" mid-dikk suck

Smashed again in their house when her husband went out of town for work.
The kids were upstairs asleep while she downstairs in the bed getting dikked down.

 

[Organic Trees]

Chilling with a close female friend of mine at her crib one day. Her boyfriend left to go to work. We got bored and she asked me did I want to smash. So being the good friend that I am I destroyed that.

Till this day her boyfriend still don't know

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I got 2 stories both dealing with white women. Made me realize why all through college why nikkas would say how white girls were so easy....


So it's a Saturday night(8:30pm) in Houston and I'm on tinder just swiping and I match up with this ok looking white girl. 20mins later she messages me and tells me she likes my pictures and blah blah blah. She asks me what I have planned for the night and I tell her I was gonna go to the gym but who knows maybe something unexpected will happen tonight. So this chick decides to ask me if I want to go for a walk in memorial park she's never walked there at night before....
She sends me her number I call her and she gives me her address.

I drive over to her place to see she's living in a high rise condo that's brand spanking new. We meet, talk, and decide to get some beers from the grocery store... Soon as we walk out the store it starts raining so the walk is cancelled and we decide to sit on her balcony and drink beers all night... By around 12:30 she started rubbing my chest and I decided to put my hand under her shirt. We started making out and clothes just started coming off.

Next thing I know this chick is planting her feet squatting down on my shyt.
I'm not gonna lie that p*ssy was so good I had to keep on pulling out and taking a break. Eventually she got me and I was embarrassed. But that was 2nd quickest p*ssy I had ever gotten 4hrs on first contact

Yeaaaaaaah buddy! That's what's up!!


I only had one white chick that was lame...ALL the rest were FIYAH!!

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

I once fukked a chick within 15 minutes of meeting her

I'm at this club that was close to my dorm and I noticed this chick giving me the stare... real nikkas know what I'm talking about. just off that I already knew that I was gonna smash

I come up to her and we dance for 3 or 4 songs and she was really throwin it back on me

I told her I lived 3 blocks away, had some blunts, and that we should head to my spot

we left without telling our friends and went straight to my house

as soon as we got to my building she was tugging on my pants and had a handful of dikk

once we got in my room she immediately sucked my dikk

minutes later I had her ankles on my shoulders

I fukked her raw too

 

[Silkk]

Alright this second incident is for the #GMB crew.

It's a early Wednesday morning and I get a like on OkCupid. It's a short blonde haired white woman on a 4 wheeler with only 1 photo. I was bored at work so i say what the Hell and message her. 5 messages in she tells me to message her on Google hangouts.

I message her and she tells me she's married with 4 kids and she stays in manvel which is literally 5 mins away from pearland.at first I was skeptical and told her I needed to see more photos. She sends me photos of her ass naked and tells me I can come to her house and we can get straight to the point.... All this within an hr of messaging each other.

So I leave work early and tell her I need to stop by my house and take a shower.

Her, "oh it's ok you can take a shower over here."
Me: "uh are you sure that's cool?"
Her: yeah it's no problem my husband is on the north side with my son at baseball practice it will take him 2hrs to get here in traffic.
Me: uh ok well I need to stop by the store and pick up protection
Her: you don't have to do that I'm clean and I'm fixed
Me: naw I'm good safe sex is the best sex

So I pull up to the house and call her. She opens up the garage and motions for me to run inside. I get into the house and she's washing clothes and acting like this is no big deal like is completely normal.

We're just having casual small talk while she walks me to the shower. Gives me a wash cloth and towel and I'm just paranoid like. "I am in this mans house using his towels and about to fukk his wife"

So I get out and I'm drying off talking to her in the doorway. She's telling me her husband hasn't fukked her good in 10yrs

Then bruhs she says this and I quote, "but he has no idea about my new found love..."

Me: "new found love of what?"

Her: "new found love of black dikk!!!"
I was completely

So she strips ass naked and she literally starts going to town sucking me off
I just have all types of reactions going on from to to

We get to fukking and I'm hitting it doggystyle on the edge of the bed.

I was still paranoid so I'm looking around the room to make sure everything is all good.

Bruhs as I'm looking around the room... I see a picture on the dresser... It's a picture of her and her husband and he's in the picture giving her a kiss on the cheek.
All I could do was
I busted a hard nut and she hopped up and was like, "I gotta go pick my other 3 kids up from daycare. This was fantastic I'll hit you up when I'm free so we can meet up again"

I drove home with this face the entire time.

She was 31 and a stay at home mother.
I just couldn't wrap my head around it.

This man is out here busting his ass working, got you in a nice big ass house and you out here meeting up with young black men online getting dikked down in this mans bed.

I would've been shook, dude could've/would've killed the fukk out of you

You hit again?

Edit: nvmind

 

[RiffRaff]

I got 2 stories both dealing with white women. Made me realize why all through college why nikkas would say how white girls were so easy....


So it's a Saturday night(8:30pm) in Houston and I'm on tinder just swiping and I match up with this ok looking white girl. 20mins later she messages me and tells me she likes my pictures and blah blah blah. She asks me what I have planned for the night and I tell her I was gonna go to the gym but who knows maybe something unexpected will happen tonight. So this chick decides to ask me if I want to go for a walk in memorial park she's never walked there at night before....
She sends me her number I call her and she gives me her address.

I drive over to her place to see she's living in a high rise condo that's brand spanking new. We meet, talk, and decide to get some beers from the grocery store... Soon as we walk out the store it starts raining so the walk is cancelled and we decide to sit on her balcony and drink beers all night... By around 12:30 she started rubbing my chest and I decided to put my hand under her shirt. We started making out and clothes just started coming off.

Next thing I know this chick is planting her feet squatting down on my shyt.
I'm not gonna lie that p*ssy was so good I had to keep on pulling out and taking a break. Eventually she got me and I was embarrassed. But that was 2nd quickest p*ssy I had ever gotten 4hrs on first contact

I completely forgot about my Tinder experiences

I deleted the app because I saw wayyyy to many people I recognized, and that wasn't a good look for me

But before that happened I was literally eating off that shyt, mostly PAWGs too .

My first white girl I got off that was a single mom of two biracial kids, so I already knew this was going to be easy. Matched with her right before I got off work, had her over at my spot only a couple hours later. Made sure to carry a knife with me when I meet this bytches outside of my gate though, "ain't no telling"

She was a redhead, not the prettiest girl ever, but them knockers were huge. At first she didn't want to do anything even though I was already sucking her titty . I put her hand on my piece and it was a wrap after that. Smashed her a few more times and then too the bushes.

The next PAWG I had was a teacher who just moved to Houston from Austin. Wanted someone to show her around town. "Yeah sure, I feel like I want to know you better first though " She invited me over to her place, told me not to try anything funny so I brought the Henny so she would loosen up. Less than an hour in had her fukking up her sheets.

The last PAWG was a younger chick, I think 19 or 20. Matched with her in the middle of the day got her to come over later that night by telling her I was making Alfredo, and I needed someone to share it with .

Now when she came over, I noticed this bytch was thick

The good kind, she was tall, big titties, fat ass, and a flat stomach. So we ate the Alfredo, she started telling me how she had beef with her dad over her only wanting to date black men. So I knew off bat this was going to be another easy one

Only a few minutes go by, I start doing the "are you ticklish " game and next thing you know I'm sucking on some succulent titties. She told me she was on her period so we couldn't smash , but she gave me, and I kid you not the best sloppiest head, I've ever had, I kid you not had me looking like , she swallowed and everything . I never did see her again or get to smash even though I wanted to, because she got back together with her ex-boyfriend like the next day "apparently". That nikka got played .

She was easily the baddest I got off Tinder though

Shyt was too easy breh. And those are just the ones I smashed on the first day after matching with them.

Edit: How I could I forget this one white chick I matched with, got her over to my apartment literally in like 15 minutes after matching. This chick was horny and was into some freaky biting stuff . Probably was only 10 minutes before she started giving me head. She was ripe college age so that p**** was tight and I'm ashamed to admit I came really quick . She wanted sex so badly and to have an orgasm that she wanted me to finger her or eat her out. I was like "nah ". So she started giving me head again in hopes to get me hard. I really wasn't too attracted to the girl after she took off her clothes so getting me rock hard wasn't going to happen, but I was enjoying the BJ . After like 30 minutes eventually she gave up. Put back on her clothes and walked out. I told her maybe next time, she gave that fake smile, but I'm really mad look to me and closed the door. She was pissed brehs. Never spoke to her again.

 

[Yehuda]

delete

 

[Kane1]

Chilling with x girlfriend at her friends home, her friend sent my ex out the room locked the door jumped in her bed and told me I might aswell join her.

Coming home from a night out i get dropped off home i've got my keys in my hand about to open my front door when i hear the voice of a women say "you got a cigarette boss?" to which I replied "what, are you gonna suck my dikk? She answered me "sure baby " so I went inside and grabbed a cigarette and she sucked me off right at my front gate at around 5am.

Another time coming home from a late night out, my friends and I get dropped of back in town and part ways I get on a bus to ride a couple stops home, a chick on the bus looks me dead in the eye and tells me "You're coming home with me ." I was like "ok then" and just went with the flow.

Add on.

You running a race to catch AIDS my G



Easy p*ssy is cool but play it smart

 

[Houston911]

I bought this chick a louis vuitton purse and an iphone. I took her out to some real nice restaurants too.

We talked on the phone everyday for like 5-6 weeks then she let me have sex with her

 

[Bless't]

I bought this chick a louis vuitton purse and an iphone. I took her out to some real nice restaurants too.

We talked on the phone everyday for like 5-6 weeks then she let me have sex with her

 

[Tapp]

I never got easy p*ssy cause I was too dumb to know when I was getn chose... especially in highschool
To keep it 100 I prolly missed out on twice as many girls then I've been with