Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got

[Houston911]

Alright this second incident is for the #GMB crew.

It's a early Wednesday morning and I get a like on OkCupid. It's a short blonde haired white woman on a 4 wheeler with only 1 photo. I was bored at work so i say what the Hell and message her. 5 messages in she tells me to message her on Google hangouts.

I message her and she tells me she's married with 4 kids and she stays in manvel which is literally 5 mins away from pearland.at first I was skeptical and told her I needed to see more photos. She sends me photos of her ass naked and tells me I can come to her house and we can get straight to the point.... All this within an hr of messaging each other.

So I leave work early and tell her I need to stop by my house and take a shower.

Her, "oh it's ok you can take a shower over here."
Me: "uh are you sure that's cool?"
Her: yeah it's no problem my husband is on the north side with my son at baseball practice it will take him 2hrs to get here in traffic.
Me: uh ok well I need to stop by the store and pick up protection
Her: you don't have to do that I'm clean and I'm fixed
Me: naw I'm good safe sex is the best sex

So I pull up to the house and call her. She opens up the garage and motions for me to run inside. I get into the house and she's washing clothes and acting like this is no big deal like is completely normal.

We're just having casual small talk while she walks me to the shower. Gives me a wash cloth and towel and I'm just paranoid like. "I am in this mans house using his towels and about to fukk his wife"

So I get out and I'm drying off talking to her in the doorway. She's telling me her husband hasn't fukked her good in 10yrs

Then bruhs she says this and I quote, "but he has no idea about my new found love..."

Me: "new found love of what?"

Her: "new found love of black dikk!!!"
I was completely

So she strips ass naked and she literally starts going to town sucking me off
I just have all types of reactions going on from to to

We get to fukking and I'm hitting it doggystyle on the edge of the bed.

I was still paranoid so I'm looking around the room to make sure everything is all good.

Bruhs as I'm looking around the room... I see a picture on the dresser... It's a picture of her and her husband and he's in the picture giving her a kiss on the cheek.
All I could do was
I busted a hard nut and she hopped up and was like, "I gotta go pick my other 3 kids up from daycare. This was fantastic I'll hit you up when I'm free so we can meet up again"

I drove home with this face the entire time.

She was 31 and a stay at home mother.
I just couldn't wrap my head around it.

This man is out here busting his ass working, got you in a nice big ass house and you out here meeting up with young black men online getting dikked down in this mans bed.

I hate you dudes that handcuff these pawgs

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#pawglife

 

[RiffRaff]

I hate you dudes that handcuff these pawgs

Share em with your houston brehs

#pawglife

They ouchea breh, just gotta know where to look

 

[Houston911]

They ouchea breh, just gotta know where to look

:pacapit: You and @woneal512

Not to be on my own sack, but I'm swol, in shape, have an impeccable jaw line, I dress nice etc so I attract females with no problem

I could use the same logic and say I got 10 other chicks if chick number 1 falls through. But to say that men have absolutely zero to do with females givin up the ass sounds crazy. We are giving females waay to much credit

Breh did this dude say michael ealy like hes swoll or something?

 

[nalej]

Went to a mutual friend's condo to prefunk. Just us 3, then another friend comes in with 2 girls. I'm chopping up some lines for us and the latina chick grabs my leg under the table. 10 minutes later got it popping in the bathroom. She looked like Arianna Grande's mediocre cousin.

 

[Dig]

Met this chick in undergrad at a frat/sorority orientation thing. We chopped it up in the lobby for a while then I dipped out without getting her number because she was bout a 6 . Fast forward a few days and she done found me on Facebook . We talk for a cpl more days and she invite me over the spot. They was some hood hoes and her roommate bf had a gang of nikkaz in the living room playin NCAA when I walked in. Wadup folk wadup. . We go to her room and get dwn to it. Fukked with her till the end of the semester.

Anotha was a Tinder chick I met and smashed in the span of 2 weeks. We smashed a few more times after that alternating between at my job and at her crib.

Notha chick was when I was like a sophomore. We had a pool and jacuzzi at out apt complex. My Patna gf invited her friend over and us four out at the pool kickin it and drinking. We go back up to my Patna apt and put on a movie. I'm going to work on the couch( ) and she whisper in my ear "let's go to your car". I had a expedition but my trunk was packed out with shyt. We walk to my 3 bedroom apt ( first roommates moved out and I just had 3 rooms to myself) and I'm tryna smash in one of the empty rooms on the mattress. I remember having to get a blanket cuz she was complaining bout that shyt tho


I got more I may post later. College was

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I never got easy p*ssy cause I was too dumb to know when I was getn chose... especially in highschool
To keep it 100 I prolly missed out on twice as many girls then I've been with

Same here breh...same here!

 

[Marezzy]

The dudes were yelling at them as we were leaving. "Sarah WTF ARE YOU DOING? YOU CANT JUST LEAVE US SARA. YOU fukkING c*nt WHORE

 

[El negrito de tejas]

I hate you dudes that handcuff these pawgs

Share em with your houston brehs

#pawglife

Bruh I dont handcuff these white hoes out here. I just fukk em....

Its crazy I literally just hangout with them at their apartments/house and we fukk then go to sleep

But all the black and hispanic women I take out on dates and shyt. These white hoes dont get that type of treatment

 

[AngryBaby]

It's very true, my brother. I got 7 big brothers, a gang of male cousins and was a tomboy growing up. I know. Men like to feel in control, even when they are not. A chick might see a nikka and be like

"I need some dikk right now." ..she fukks him, she got what she wanted and dipped.

In his mind, "BRUH, I just totally made this chick give it up to me on the first night, I must be some nikka. It could've been my shoe game, the earrings in my ear, or I must be sooooo irresistible."

In a woman's mind, she already knows she can bed any guy. That's why we're so picky, why settle for rubble when the rubies come just as easy?

Women already know if they're going to fukk you or not. There are things that can make her change her mind (find out you're a tattle tale nikka, she might get attached and endup liking you..depends on you/her, or you bore her to the point she can't even stand you for a minute to get the D) but 9/10 there's nothing you can do to go from 'I'd never fukk him' to 'Lets get it on', just a myth guys like to pat themselves on the back for charming the panties off, when in reality it was her who made the decision based off her idea of you. We're thinking about the D the first time we see you (assuming she is somewhat attracted to you).

Kinda like how guys swear a chick is gonna fall in love when he fukks but he never gets a call back. How many brothas would admit to this?

really? Ive had chicks that i knew literally wanted to fukk me and i didn't fukk them, Like they GAMED me on that chit lol Even IF they went to a second option it was a...notably uglier guy. which is the case the majority of the time because well.....looks are my profession let's just say...makes me a tad hard to beat, you don't just find alot of my ilk around ;D.

my point is, technically if i fukked that chick, I did technically make her want to fukk me...I look right, therefore she wanted to fukk. you act like only women "choose" lol

you must not know very many notably attractive men. men that other men admire.

 

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[Warren Moon]

I acutally was readuing this last night

 

[PaperEnterprise]

met a chick at a hookah lounge, saw her shoes and said oh you have a taste for expensive things...my friends owned the hookah lounge so i asked her to take a ride with me because we had ordered some food from a restaurant nearby...she obliged...got her in the car and started asking her what she does and small talk shyt...then for some reason I said yo your titties look mad good, i wanna suck on them...she lifted her shirt as i was driving lol...i got near the restaurant parked up and sucked on the titties...then she sucked me off...then we exchanged numbers and met her next day and blew her back out and left her at the telly, told her i'd be right back...went back to the lounge and asked if any of my homies wanted to go fukk and they thought i was lying about her being in the room...i called her and said hey i'm stuck doing something my friend will be there to give you a ride home...lol...he went in and smashed and took her home..

she also bought me a pair of j's the day after cuz i told her it was my birthday...it wasn't lol

come to find out...my apartment mate was trying to hook up with her and he was going the simp route...she told me this lol and i asked him yo u want that, my bad i didn't know and he says to me that he has no interest in her at all...she showed me his desperate texts

also the dude i told to go smash her at the motel...this nikka went and asked her to buy him clothes and sneakers like she did for me...lame ass fagg

now i don't share no hoes...btw she was black and chinese...her titties and ass were just perfect but she was the biggest air head

another time i went to a deli and this lady asked me to buy her some cigarettes and i told her if you fukking yeah i got you...she said sure...i was surprised she said yes and we fukked at her crib...i was 25 and she was 35..;her head game was crazy...never exchanged numbers or anything

another time met this girl outside my job, asked for her number immediately...picked her up 2 days later by my job...went to 7 eleven asked her to get me a bottle of water and condoms...wanted to see her reaction lol...she went and got the condoms...went to motel and fukked for a few hours...dark skin honey with an amazing body...she told me she did foot porn we exchanged numbers, she went to atl for the weekend and i never followed up

 

[RealAssanova]

matched with a chick on tinder. couple messages later, i phone her and set something up that night. Go over to place and knock her down.

 

[FluffyCorleone]

Great fictional tales you guys. Keep it up!

 

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