Post in this thread and I will predict your future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baow*************

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Bless me with your psychic power!!!

*Nov 17, 2015, you will be selected to play the role of Regine Hunter, in the movie version of "Livin Single"
*the day of the 1st shoot you will find out that it is in fact a porno movie
*It will be one of the lowest grossing porno of all time
*but, it will become a cult hit in Belarus
*you will be paid alot of money to visit the country
*while there you will be offered the title of empress
*The day you accept the title, it will be revealed that the empress has to have sex with all the country men
*upon hearing of your misfortune, Queen Latifah will raise funds to rescue you
*you 2 will fall in love and adopt a baby from China

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

i gotta catch up on the last few

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

May 7, 2015
*you will accidentally get high off a mixture of Nyquil and bad myshrooms from a meal from The Olive Garden
*while recovering you will have a argument with your SO
*you will then shove the charging cord for your PS4 controller in her ass and magically be able to control hr movements
*you will then tell your neighbor
*he will then do the same to his wife and sister
*you 2 will then start a female nude arcade fight club
* in a warehouse in Bedford Park, Bronx there will be buck naked women controlled by PS4 controllers fighting to the death

*you will receive sponsorship from the makers of 4Loko and make millons


* you will also use the females for controlled porn and make it possible to have downloadable content to make them hoes squirt, edit their bodies, and eat ass



u are a fucing genius

 

[Strapped]

Same dude who wants to beat up teens

 

[beanz]

May 7, 2015
*you will accidentally get high off a mixture of Nyquil and bad myshrooms from a meal from The Olive Garden
*while recovering you will have a argument with your SO
*you will then shove the charging cord for your PS4 controller in her ass and magically be able to control hr movements
*you will then tell your neighbor
*he will then do the same to his wife and sister
*you 2 will then start a female nude arcade fight club
* in a warehouse in Bedford Park, Bronx there will be buck naked women controlled by PS4 controllers fighting to the death

*you will receive sponsorship from the makers of 4Loko and make millons


* you will also use the females for controlled porn and make it possible to have downloadable content to make them hoes squirt, edit their bodies, and eat ass



u are a fucing genius

I live by Bedford Park

You're a wizard breh

 

[Non Sequitur]

@Geoffrey_Chaucer

 

[Dwolf]

 

[CinnaSlim]

What is my fate ?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*you will open a combination drive thru strip club/gas station/grocery store/day care/and used Jordans retailer in St. Louis
* no matter where a customer is in the location they will have a perfect view of the strippers
*a customer, while pumping gas, will become distracted looking at a stripper who makes her p*ssy puff on a cigar
* gas will flow to her and ignite when it becomes in contact with the ashes
*it will cause an explosion so large that it will jettison the entire place to another planet
* you will reopen it and have alien hoes popping that p*ssy on a handstand

 

[Cat piss martini]

*you will open a combination drive thru strip club/gas station/grocery store/day care/and used Jordans retailer in St. Louis
* no matter where a customer is in the location they will have a perfect view of the strippers
*a customer, while pumping gas, will become distracted looking at a stripper who makes her p*ssy puff on a cigar
* gas will flow to her and ignite when it becomes in contact with the ashes
*it will cause an explosion so large that it will jettison the entire place to another planet
* you will reopen it and have alien hoes popping that p*ssy on a handstand

Gawd is working through you breh.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

how could I resist knowing the future?

*You will invent Spray Can underwear that washes off
* it will sell millions
*There will be a mishap with a batch of the cans that clogs people's orifices
* people who used it will begin to explode due to not being able to release bodily fluids and waste
*you will decrease the world's population by 8 million

 

[The 2020 New Member]

*You will invent Spray Can underwear that washes off
* it will sell millions
*There will be a mishap with a batch of the cans that clogs people's orifices
* people who used it will begin to explode due to not being able to release bodily fluids and waste
*you will decrease they world's population by 8 million

georgia guidestone swag

 

[wet landscapes]

do me, do me!!

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

-you will be cast in the motion picture version of Law&Order SVU
-you will play a rapist who kidnaps women from Walmart parking lots then videos himself wearing their shoes and laying tomato slices on their booty, while dressed like Bruno Mars
-Due to the level of stress of making the movie, you will have a weakness of mental stability and act out your character in real life


*bonus prediction
Urban Meyer will be convicted of sexual harassment in 2016

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

ima get back to doing these