Post in this thread and I will predict your future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baow*************

[Demon]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*you will become a famous and wealthy photographer who becomes well known for taking photos of fecal matter in various public bathrooms all around the world to symbolize the struggle of everyday people
*your work will bring world peace and tranquility to all

 

[Rocket Scientist]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Gone head and the kid with a prediction....

*Jan 14, 2022, you will be chosen to participate in project(Quantum Leap)
* You will have the ability to travel time and fix historical issues
*Your 1st mission will be to travel back and kill Adolf Hitler
* You will mistakenly go back to Dec. 1st 1955 and enter the body of Rosa Parks
* Instead of demanding to sit in the front of the bus, you will go to the back and start a twerk and freestyle contest
* You will make that thang pop and spit rhymes to amaze all the cacs on the bus
*Cacs wil lose all hatred for Black Americans and peace will prevail
*Martin Luther King will be the next US president and you will twerk at his inauguration along with Cicely Tyson

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

*nervous smile*

So uh....whatchu see in my future, doc?

 

[beanz]

 

[beanz]

*Jan 14, 2022, you will be chosen to participate in project(Quantum Leap)
* You will have the ability to travel time and fix historical issues
*Your 1st mission will be to travel back and kill Adolf Hitler
* You will mistakenly go back to Dec. 1st 1955 and enter the body of Rosa Parks
* Instead of demanding to sit in the front of the bus, you will go to the back and start a twerk and freestyle contest
* You will make that thang pop and spit rhymes to amaze all the cacs on the bus
*Cacs wil lose all hatred for Black Americans and peace will prevail
*Martin Luther King will be the next US president and you will twerk at his inauguration along with Cicely Tyson

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*March 5, 2019, you will marry the woman of your dreams
*Your wife will leave you and your son for a transgender Arby's cashier
*On your son's 9th birthday, you will enter a slapboxing competition as a bonding experience
*You will defeat the competition with ease due to the calluses on your palms from forcing 9inch dildos into your 300lb girlfriend tiffany's anus
* The final match will be you against an android Sherman Hemsley
* You will barely defeat him and win
*You will win a a modeling contract with Kiehls Hand lotion
*Due to your stardom and wealth you will ignore your only son
* He will run away from home and train in Bangladesh to defeat you in a slapboxing competion to the death
*you will defeat him and take his life

 

[AZBeauty]

 

[Heretic]

*March 5, 2019, you will marry the woman of your dreams
*Your wife will leave you and your son for a transgender Arby's cashier
*On your son's 9th birthday, you will enter a slapboxing competition as a bonding experience
*You will defeat the competition with ease due to the calluses on your palms from forcing 9inch dildos into your 300lb girlfriend tiffany's anus
* The final match will be you against an android Sherman Hemsley
* You will barely defeat him and win
*You will win a a modeling contract with Kiehls Hand lotion
*Due to your stardom and wealth you will ignore your only son
* He will run away from home and train in Bangladesh to defeat you in a slapboxing competion to the death
*you will defeat him and take his life

I. Can. Not. Wait!

 

[Ohnoits]

 

[BellaVenus]

Bless me with your psychic power!!!

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[The 2020 New Member]

how could I resist knowing the future?

 

[Kings County]

word

that aint a dude cant be