Post in this thread and I will predict your future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baow*************

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Let's hear it

*you will work in a field totally unrelated to your education
*you will open a restaurant where people bring in food and other people bid on their meals
*it will become hugely successful
*you will be featured on the Food Network
*You will open a location in Paris
*there you will meet a Jordanian Model that will blow your mind
* she will be a spy and use you to get to America
*you will unknowingly assist her with the assassination of Pres. Jeb Bush
* another coli poster will be arrested for it
*by the time you find out everything you will be 84 yrs old with 8 kids and 29 grandkids
*she will then kill you by making you overdose on viagra

do me.

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(all i want to do is you)

*you expect too much from a man and look for something wrong
*you will become a nun and move to Keiv
* you will have a passionate affair with a young priest
* He will love you honestly
*you will deny him your love because of your religious convictions
*he will commit suicide during mass by slicing his stomach open
*he will use his blood to spell your name

 

[Uffie]

that was a dark future....

 

[cleanface coney]

DO ME BRO IM BORED

 

[resurrection]

*you will work in a field totally unrelated to your education
*you will open a restaurant where people bring in food and other people bid on their meals
*it will become hugely successful
*you will be featured on the Food Network
*You will open a location in Paris
*there you will meet a Jordanian Model that will blow your mind
* she will be a spy and use you to get to America
*you will unknowingly assist her with the assassination of Pres. Jeb Bush
* another coli poster will be arrested for it
*by the time you find out everything you will be 84 yrs old with 8 kids and 29 grandkids
*she will then kill you by making you overdose on viagra

Probably not that far from the truth

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

DO ME BRO IM BORED

*You will win tickets to attend a party hosted by Bacardi
*there you will get into a fist fight with Matt Kemp
* you will kick his ass
* doing so you will break your arm
* you will be taken to the emergency room
*your chart will be mixed with another patient and you will be given anestesia
*you will go into a deep coma
*you will dream of another life where you are Adolf Hitler
* you will have to plan attacks with the knowledge that you will lose and die
* you will be in that state forever

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Shoot, and make it good.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Shoot, and make it good.

*you will move to New York to work for a fortune 500 company
* you will begin to date a successful ballerina
* you will fall madly in love
* she will have to move to London
*you will have to decide between your career where you are rising and the love of your life
* you will choose your career
* she will move and you will miss her dearly
* You will be featured on the cover of Black enterprise
* She will become engaged to a British Painter
*You will attend the wedding and profess your undying love and the 2 of you will run off together
* A month later she will break her ankle
*a month after that you will lose your job
* the 2 of you will live happily everafter in a Pink house in Brooklyn selling organic beanpies to hipsters

 

[DaChampIsHere]

*you will move to New York to work for a fortune 500 company
* you will begin to date a successful ballerina
* you will fall madly in love
* she will have to move to London
*you will have to decide between your career where you are rising and the love of your life
* you will choose your career
* she will move and you will miss her dearly
* You will be featured on the cover of Black enterprise
* She will become engaged to a British Painter
*You will attend the wedding and profess your undying love and the 2 of you will run off together
* A month later she will break her ankle
*a month after that you will lose your job
* the 2 of you will live happily everafter in a Pink house in Brooklyn selling organic beanpies to hipsters

Sounds like a Drake song.





































































I'm with it!

 

[Jesus]

 

[Strapped]

i wanna meet up so we can duke it out

 

[thegreatest]

all your friends secretly hate you for the abnormal amount of bad bytches you get
- one of ya homeboys hates on you to bytches daily
- you will get robbed May 16 2014
- you imagine what it feels like to be shot
- you are currently having sleep problems
- a bytch will buy you an ipad for christmas

damn breh, not bad. that does sound like shyt that could be happening to me

pos rep

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

-you will become a scientologist
-Will Smith will become your best friend
-He will ask you to make love to Jada and let him watch
-You will
-During the sex, Jada will transform into a 9ft worm and you will be strapped down to a golden throne
- Followers of the church will enter the room, to prepare you to become the sacrifice to the celebrity gods
-your head will be cut off yet you will still live

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

i wanna meet up so we can duke it out

*After Thanksgiving you will develop anal leakage
*it will unstopable
*you will have to wear adult diapers
* to conceal that you are wearing them, you will start wearing Mc Hammer pants
*you will create a fashion trend
*hipster all over will wear hammer pants with their oversized Clark Kent glasses
* you will start a brand and sell your own

 

[Strapped]

Cold man. Very cold

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Low key, I had the best future. Props Chaucer