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Wormen and Alcohol are the key to your troubles

*you will marry and divorce 3 times
*your 4th marriage will be one filled with love, passion and joy
* you will write a script about your life and it will be made into a Lifetime movie of the week
* You will be invited to England by Sir Elton John
* He will introduce you to a strain of Kush that allows you to utilize 100% of you brian power
* you will come up with a way to marry 23 other women and live 23 seperate lives
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- there is an ex that you got preg but sge is raising the child and will never tell you about him

AWW NAW BREH, TANESHA??? :sadbron:

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-you are lonely
-you are bored
-you will meet a White man from Ireland, that will change your life
-he will do things to you mentally, emotionally,and sexually that will blow your mind
-you will bare 7 of his kids
- you, he and the kids will devolop superhuman abilites
-you all will fight crime and work part time as models
-you and he will have a talk show on the Oprah Winfrey Network

:to: But I don't wanna...
 

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Go head and cise me
-there is currently spyware installed on your comp the utilizes your web cam at all times
-there is a website dedicated to video of you masturbating
-20 years from now you will run for public office
-the video footage will be revealed on TMZ
-you will flee the country and become a bartender in Barbados
-unknown to you, your employer has hidden cameras at work
-you will be fired for masturbating into wine glasses with lipstick smears on them
 

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Rosenbreg's, Rosenberg's...1825, Tulane
*may 3 2013 you will enter a Burger King location at 11:18 pm
*At 11:20 a robbery will take place and you will take down both robbers
* this will spark a need to be a savior
*you will join the police force and become one of the most decorated officers in your city
*Due to overwhelming debt and low pay, you will begin to steal from major drugdealers you bust
* you will use the money and drugs stolen to become a kingpin
* May 3 2020 you will enter a burger king and it will be robbed, you will do nothing
*You will meet me January 2013 as I take leave from Afghanistan
*I will fly us to Bora Bora
* fueled off Peyote and caffeine we will have passionate, unbridled sexual explorations
* I will teach you tantric methods
* you will be able to see thru time but only during our sexual encounters
* you will envision a utopia filled with pure bliss
* you will testify to the glory of our passion all over the world
* you will develop powers to heal all sickeness
You made a thread just like this on sohh :mjpls:
*you will become a paid informant
 

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*may 3 2013 you will enter a Burger King location at 11:18 pm
*At 11:20 a robbery will take place and you will take down both robbers
* this will spark a need to be a savior
*you will join the police force and become one of the most decorated officers in your city
*Due to overwhelming debt and low pay, you will begin to steal from major drugdealers you bust
* you will use the money and drugs stolen to become a kingpin
* May 3 2020 you will enter a burger king and it will be robbed, you will do nothing

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Rosenbreg's, Rosenberg's...1825, Tulane

* You will start a magazine dedicated to foot fetishes
* To evade paying taxes you will move to Turkey
* You will inadvertently insult a Turkish diplomat
* you will be thrown in prison and forced to make Nike sneakers
* you will organize the prisoners to overthrow the guards
* you will then create a milita and overthrow the govt.
* you will become the next dictator to anger the US and start WW3
 

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-you will use the money to send Remy ma gifts in prison
-you will have sex with Remy Ma when she gets out of jail
-Pappose will make a song dissing you
-your response will be more lyrical
-you have a speeding ticket that is unpaid
-you have undiagnosed ADD
- you will win a trip to Amsterdam
-don't go
-you will anyway:lolbron:
-you will smoke some kush so strong that you will think that you are brad pitt
-you will adopt 3 Cambodian kids
-you will marry a big lipped white woman
-she can't cook for shyt
-you will be high and happy for the rest of your life
-you will live to be 103
-one of your sons will create a condom that dissolves and prevents pregancy

:lawd: My son will be rich as shyt....

I can't wait to smoke some of that Tyler Durden :noah:
 
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