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[Sonic Boom of the South]

You got a huge back-log. You need a Miss Cleo sub?

- you will become a DJ at a strip club that serve Vegan hot wings in Atlanta
- you will marry a Coli female
- a close relative will come out the closet to you
- you will get an Asian woman pregant
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-you will leave your fiance at the alter
--you will own a Jamba Juice chain
you will attend a negro baptist church
-later that night you will be haunted by demons that sing "Jesus is on the main lineeeeeeeee.......tell'em what you want ohhhhhhhhh....Jesus is on the main line.....tell'em what you want"
-you will use a nail gun to shoot yourself in the foot

In. can you keep up with the demand.

- you will team with Converse to make Cereal inspired sneakers
- Big Daddy Kane is your real father
- you will land a role in the tv version of Menace to Society
-It will be canceled after 3 episodes
- you have impregnated someone lately...congrats

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

- there is an ex that you got preg but sge is raising the child and will never tell you about him
- you will work for the cartoon network
- you really should intake more fiber brah

In

You always fukk with the wrong nikkas
*you will meet me on Frenchman Street in New Orleans, take me to a jazz club
*while there i will introduce you to the usage of Peyote and mushrooms
* we will enter a psychotic, angelic sexual battle and have wild, tribal sex
* the sex will erase all of your current memory and you will begin to believe that you are Dorothy Dandridge
* I will become your road manager and we will tour the world as you perform sexually charged stage shows
* After having sex for the 284129 time I will lose interest and drop you for Keke Palmer(no pedo)
* you will become destitute and eat cat food while living in a tent made of Buger King napkins

go for it

- you are a womanizing, male harlot, that gets over on the guise of being the nice, smart cool nikka
- you have crushed womens' souls and get off on flirting with women you would not touch
-you will make a million by 40
-you will travel to Egypt and vow to get more intouch with your roots
-you won't
-you will come up with a method to transport coke through soundwaves
- you won't put that plan in action

 

[Yinny]

 

[-G$-]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*in*

-you will one day drop acid and be able to decipher codes out of old Rolling Stones magazines and find the meaning of life
-you are such an a$$hole you wont tell anyone
-Jan 7, 2017 you will be branded the anti-Christ and hunted like a wild animal

you'll never get everyone in this thread

-you will one day wake up and hail a taxi to the bronx
-you will purchase a baby 9mm and enough crack to kill an ape
-you will smoke crack in a cheap hotel and later plot to kill Trey Songz
- a local crack whore will enter the room and give you some of the best puzzy you ever had
- after that 1st nut bust you will lose all anger and hate in your heart
-you will then change your life and begin a street ministry
-you will rise to power and fame and become the White House religious head and befriend current President Will Smith
-you will be caught in a scandal involving a 15yr old white girl and misappropriated funds
-you will escape the country and move to Chile
-you will get trapped in a mine
-you will stay there till death

whats going on w/my love life bruh?

-you are romantic at heart
-you are passive aggresive
-you have a fire burning in your loins and lust for 43hrs of the wildest kinky sex possible
- you will meet Dwight Howard and have a 3 some MWM-
- you will drop a mixtape in 2012
-it will suck
- in a drunken stupor, you will attempt to mount a BMW gear shift
- that will become your next fetish
--you will marry in 2016
-you will have 2 kids, both girls

 

[BillBanneker]

you have been through alot in your short life
- you are on the verge of wilding out and becoming a party anmial that smokes weed with 16yr old big booty broads and play Wii fit naked

-you want to travel to mexico to watch a donkey shyt on a midget having sex with a chicken


- you will run into your local police station with a super soaker full of urine and mango juice and spray everyone
-all you co workers/class mates want to fukk u---and i do mean all

- you will become afraid that you will kill someone and spend your life in prison
- you are obsessed with living forever
- you will have sex with a midly retarted big assed Rican she will masturbate to the momery of it daily

 

[SuburbanPimp]

He's killin this shyt....

I was in a car accident 2 weeks ago and my Jeep got totaled

I'm about to get broke off soon though..

What kind of whip am I gonna get?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

-you will be involved in a car accident with a notable South American druglord
-he will invite you to his villa and allow you to fukk 3 of his finest bytches
-you will be given $300,000 to start a small business
-it will be used to wash his drug money
- you will go to prison for tax evasion
-Dougie Fresh will be your cell mate-
-Thickums will be your CO
-you will fall in love with her

-One day you will finally allow me to penetrate you with the fierce thrust of a scorned puma
-you will be given 2millon by Oprah Winfrey to start a non profit org.
-you will use it to send inner city kids to Hati
-the children will be kidnapped my a crazed group looking to be Hati's ruling party
-to have the children released, you will have to marry the leader
-i will organize with Sylvester Stallon to save you
- we will marry and have 7 kids (3 girls) (4 boys)

 

[hustlemania]

-you will be involved in a car accident with a notable South American druglord
-he will invite you to his villa and allow you to fukk 3 of his finest bytches
-you will be given $300,000 to start a small business
-it will be used to wash his drug money
- you will go to prison for tax evasion
-Dougie Fresh will be your cell mate-
-Thickums will be your CO
-you will fall in love with her

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

you will cheat on your wife with Rosie Perez
-it will be the sweetest puzzy you ever and will ever have
-you will go insane because of it
-you will endure intense therapy for years because of it
-your shoes are untied
- will write a novel
-you have a son that you dont know about
-you will move to DC

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

He's killin this shyt....

I was in a car accident 2 weeks ago and my Jeep got totaled

I'm about to get broke off soon though..

What kind of whip am I gonna get?

-you will use the money to send Remy ma gifts in prison
-you will have sex with Remy Ma when she gets out of jail
-Pappose will make a song dissing you
-your response will be more lyrical
-you have a speeding ticket that is unpaid
-you have undiagnosed ADD
- you will win a trip to Amsterdam
-don't go
-you will anyway
-you will smoke some kush so strong that you will think that you are brad pitt
-you will adopt 3 Cambodian kids
-you will marry a big lipped white woman
-she can't cook for shyt
-you will be high and happy for the rest of your life
-you will live to be 103
-one of your sons will create a condom that dissolves and prevents pregancy

 

[little4209]

-you are romantic at heart
-you are passive aggresive
-you have a fire burning in your loins and lust for 43hrs of the wildest kinky sex possible
- you will meet Dwight Howard and have a 3 some MWM-
-you will keep secret that he allowed Tracy Mcgrady to penetrate him
- you will drop a mixtape in 2012
-it will suck
- in a drunken stupor, you will attempt to mount a BMW gear shift
- that will become your next fetish
--you will marry in 2016
-you will have 2 kids, both girls

 

[Yinny]

-One day you will finally allow me to penetrate you with the fierce thrust of a scorned puma
-you will be given 2millon by Oprah Winfrey to start a non profit org.
-you will use it to send inner city kids to Hati
-the children will be kidnapped my a crazed group looking to be Hati's ruling party
-to have the children released, you will have to marry the leader
-i will organize with Sylvester Stallon to save you
- we will marry and have 7 kids (3 girls) (4 boys)

Why all those kids though?

 

[DreadHead P]

- you are a womanizing, male harlot, that gets over on the guise of being the nice, smart cool nikka
- you have crushed womens' souls and get off on flirting with women you would not touch
-you will make a million by 40
-you will travel to Egypt and vow to get more intouch with your roots
-you won't
-you will come up with a method to transport coke through soundwaves
- you won't put that plan in action

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Why all those kids though?

because when u see how beautiful our first child is you wont want to stop