Post in this thread and I will predict your future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baow*************

[Sonic Boom of the South]

im in this bytch

at a Drake concert, you will be slipped a drug
-you will wake up in Portugal, next to Flava Flav
-you will get a job selling peanuts to buy a ticket back home
-rihanna vist there on tour and buy peanuts from you
-she will fall madly in love with you and take you on a cruise
-one day during her video shoot you will be overheard lowly singing along to her song
-you will blow their minds
-u will be given a contract and become a bigger star than her
- you will neglect her and take all her shine
-she will commit suicide on Jimmy Kimmel Live
-you will be depressed for life because no other woman will love u like she did

 

[Kings County]

word

thats a nikka?

what type of sorcery is this

 

[Shady_Kent]

at a Drake concert, you will be slipped a drug
-you will wake up in Portugal, next to Flava Flav
-you will get a job selling peanuts to buy a ticket back home
-rihanna vist there on tour and buy peanuts from you
-she will fall madly in love with you and take you on a cruise
-one day during her video shoot you will be overheard lowly singing along to her song
-you will blow their minds
-u will be given a contract and become a bigger star then her
- you will neglect her and take all her shine
-she will commit suicide on Jimmy Kimmel Live
-you will be depressed for life because no other woman will love u like she did

thank you based Geoffrey

 

[innocentdevil]

In

 

[DreadHead P]

go for it

 

[Marci-Senpai]

*in*

 

[jaguar paw]

you'll never get everyone in this thread

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

lol wow

you will be married on June 3, 2016
-by mid 2018 you will find out that your wife is actually your sister that your father never spoke of
-you will be torn between divorcing her or staying together because you truly love her

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

go

-you are hiding a secret
-6 years from now you will accidentally kill a pedestrain while leaving the lot after purchasing a new car
-you will be charged with negligent homicide
-you will be convicted and sentenced to 3yrs
-your first week there, it will be revealed that the car you drove had a malfunction
-you will be released and paid 80,000 in compensation
-the day you receive the check you will celebrate by going to a strip club
-on your way there, you will accidentally kill a pesdestrain

*you will start a website where user pay to watch other people eat
* it will make millions
* the riches you make will cause you to be disillusioned about life
* you will give your riches away to move to Spain and fight bulls
* one day a bull that you spear will dive into the crowd and kill 10 people
* you will give up bull fighting and become a monk and only communicate by blinking your eyes

In!

* you have inadvertently caused a death, that you are unaware of
* you will be offered a free tattoo by a Chinese man after helping him carry bags into his shop
* the tattoo will contain hidden messages that unlock the code of the takamari decimal anagram
* you will become a wanted man by a secret society looking to unlock the code and conquer the galaxy
* you will try to cut the tattoo off your skin but it will grow back
* you will be sent an email telling you to find the grave of a Shaolin Monk from the Yuan Wei Dynasty
*you will be instructed to smoke his ashes and chant a phrase
* you will be struck by lightening and gain magical powers and incredible kung fu skills
* you will battle thousands of fighters and save the world

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

posted.

-in May of 2013 you will appear on "The Price is Right"
-you will win the Showcase
-one of your prizes will be a trip to Paris
-you will go with one of your ex's
-there you will begin to truly appreciate art
-you will begin to paint but soon realize that you have no talent
-feeling the urge to create, you will begin to make anal explosion art pieces,(where you launch warmed paint from your anus onto a canvas).
-you art will make millions
-you will also get addicted to sports gambling
-you will suck at it.
-you will lose most of your money and become desperate
-you will get offered 4.5 million dollars for a 110ft tall commisioned piece
-just before creating you will contract anal spasms that wont allow you to launch the paint anymore
-you will inject a highy toxic level of steriods into you anus to make the art
-the steriods will cause you to mutate
- you will then become a super villian that causes havoc

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*Enters*

Will I get accepted into my dream school?

NO

-you are lonely
-you are bored
-you will meet a White man from Ireland, that will change your life
-he will do things to you mentally, emotionally,and sexually that will blow your mind
-you will bare 7 of his kids
- you, he and the kids will devolop superhuman abilites
-you all will fight crime and work part time as models
-you and he will have a talk show on the Oprah Winfrey Network

OK....go

-one day you will catch a cab in Baltimore and rapper Cappadonna will be the driver
-he will challenge you to a freestyle battle
-you will crush him
-he will become depressed and attempt suicide
-you will convince him to live
-to thank you, he will introduce you to the Rza
-Rza will invite you to go with him to China
-as soon as you land you will be captured and forced to figt in an underground kung fu ring
-you will face Bolo Yeung as the final boss
-you will get your ass kicked

Here

*you will bump into an old girlfriend and begin dating again
* you will get her preg and propose
* she will leave you at the altar and run off with Rickey Williams
* you will fight and lose the custody battle
* your son will grow up believing that you were a deadbeat dad
* on his 19 birthday he will hunt you down and stab you
* as you lay bleeding to death you will notice the most beautiful butterfly in the world

 

[little4209]

whats going on w/my love life bruh?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

you have been through alot in your short life
- you are on the verge of wilding out and becoming a party anmial that smokes weed with 16yr old big booty broads and play Wii fit naked

-you want to travel to mexico to watch a donkey shyt on a midget having sex with a chicken

I ain't scurred

- you will run into your local police station with a super soaker full of urine and mango juice and spray everyone
-all you co workers/class mates want to fukk u---and i do mean all

aight predict mines

- you will become afraid that you will kill someone and spend your life in prison
- you are obsessed with living forever
- you will have sex with a midly retarted big assed Rican she will masturbate to the momery of it daily

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

meeee

all your friends secretly hate you for the abnormal amount of bad bytches you get
- one of ya homeboys hates on you to bytches daily
- you will get robbed May 16 2014
- you imagine what it feels like to be shot
- you are currently having sleep problems
- a bytch will buy you an ipad for christmas

Hit me

you are an egotistical, alcoholic
- you will have your own show on the food network where after every dished cooked you do the Advanced dougie and slap a white bytch on the booty
- you will be the getaway driver for some nikkas that robs a check cashing place
- you have strange nightmares that your teeth will fall out as you freestyle
- you finger popped a chick in church

Lmao I'm next

you are at a huge crossroads
- you need a vacation
-you will prolly never take a real one
- within the next month you will breakdown crying while having sex with some random chick- casusing her to fall in love and stalk you

 

[hustlemania]