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in 2014 you will be in Portland, OR at a Trailblazers game and be selected to participate in a 3 point contest to win 1 million dollars
-you will win and use the money to start a pancake and canned spam delivery service
- you will have the fastest growing chain in history
-you will impregnate one of your employees and pay a group of ruffians to attack her in a Target parking lot
-instead they will turn you into the cops
- you will be given 12 yrs for attempted murder
-a former Sohh poster you insulted will be your CO and forcefully rape you using rubber ducks, jello and bamboo
 

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you will be one of the first owners of a XBOX 720

while playing Halo Holocaust, you will be zapped into the game and hunted like vermon
-you will try to send messages to your friends to save you
-but alas your friends are all too poor to purchase the 720
-Bill Gates will give you the option of freedom if you become his contract killer
- u accept and you 1st assignment is to murder Stephen Colbert and make it look like suicide
 

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soon you will find out that your parents gave you up for adoption and the family you know is not yours
-You are from the lost city of Shabooboo
-you were to become king but your hateful uncle overthrew your father and your parents wanted to save your life
- u possessed magical powers that were lost but can be regained if you drink the blood of a virgin and toss yourself off a mountain
-you will defeat your uncle and reclaim the throne
-only to find out that you have a child by a classmate
-you can never leave Shabooboo again
-your son will become a swagless fakkit, that c00ns for cacs and eats chicken scraps off white women's plates
 
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