Post in this thread and I will predict your future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baow*************

[Fun Sized Psycho]

ima get back to doing these

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*by the end of 2016 you will abandon your current career
*you will create wax melts that are vagina scented
*they will sell millions
*men and butch dykes will become addicted and spend all their time melting the p*ssy wax
*you will be the main reason for the next great depression due to men and dykes not going to work

 

[Rue]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I have no meaing in life what do?

*in 2017 it will be revealed to you that you were born with both male and female genitals and your parents decided to have your vagina sewed
*the doctor saved some of your dna and filtered out the x chromosome
*he made a test tube baby girl
*you will meet her and fall in love
*you will have a child with her and essentially make a baby with yourself

 

[Raava]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

@Geoffrey_Chaucer

*you will become a private investagator/social worker
*A lovely woman from Nepal will seek your assistance to locate a kidnapped child with special abilities
*you will travel with that woman to tibet to look for the child while wearing a hat the size of a bottle cap
*You will be introduced to a mystical doctor and a half/woman half/tiger
*you will run into a motorcycle gang named the "Yellow Dragons", who are the henchmen for the evil man that kidnapped the child
*you will find a magic dagger that you will need to kill the demon version of the evil man
* in the final battle you will attempt to stab the demon but lose the dagger
*instead you will have to defeat him in a game of Dance Dance Revolution
*you will lose

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[Kyng]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

will I get a job soon? k thanks

*In 2019 you will start your own company that manufactures false DNA results and pregnancy test results
*Your company will be responsible for women being awarded over 32 million in child support and for falsely reporting to 500 African Americans that they have European DNA
*Your company will be featured on a HBO documentary for all the lies
* You will have to go in hiding
* You will end up in a small town in Germany
*There you will meet a scientist bent on world domination
* He will search for and locate Adolf Hitler's stored DNA
*You and he will create a new test tube Hitler
* Years later you 3 will take over and enslave half the planet

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*You will write a script totally based on members of the coli
*You will use coli members life stories in explicit detail
*Your script will be picked up by the Oprah Winfrey network
*It will become the most watched show cable or network TV
*The show will lead to coli member suicides, divorces and murders
* You will face numerous lawsuits
*You will have to file chapter 11 and move to Bangladesh
* There you will become a puppeteer
*You will act out coli member lives for the people there
*You will become very famous and Rich
*You will again be offered A show on network TV there
* You will fall in love and marry the tranny that plays **** and live happily ever after

 

[Mac Brown]

predict my future breh!

 

[hatealot]

*you will become a private investagator/social worker
*A lovely woman from Nepal will seek your assistance to locate a kidnapped child with special abilities
*you will travel with that woman to tibet to look for the child while wearing a hat the size of a bottle cap
*You will be introduced to a mystical doctor and a half/woman half/tiger
*you will run into a motorcycle gang named the "Yellow Dragons", who are the henchmen for the evil man that kidnapped the child
*you will find a magic dagger that you will need to kill the demon version of the evil man
* in the final battle you will attempt to stab the demon but lose the dagger
*instead you will have to defeat him in a game of Dance Dance Revolution
*you will lose

Lmao nikka is this the golden child?!?

 

[Mastamimd]

Go for it

 

[Demon]

*you will develop a furry fetish
* you will spend all your money to attend furry themed orgy parties
*you will will be filmed unbeknownst to you attending a furry orgy for a HBO special
* your family will see you having sex with the Duke Blue Devil masot
* In a fit of shame you will forever leave America and move to Tokyo
*you will create a theme park for sex craved furries
*while tossing a Wolf themed furry's salad you will choke on a fur ball and die
*you will be buried in your Yogi Bear furry costume

none of this ever happened breh

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

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