Post Insane Girlfriend Arguments/Fights That You Have Had

[Strapped]

like 5 nikkas here got a gf

this thread won't be long

Really

 

[Eternally Jaded]

She was being unreliable as fukk n I bushed her for it.
Love her to life but couldn't count on her so it's love from a distance.

Or called a creepy kid creepy, in a jokey way. You would've thought I spat on her son.

 

[letti cook]

my girl was coming over to watch game of thrones

i clean the crib top to bottom, got her favorite wine, ordered her favorite food and picked a show i thought she would like to watch before thrones came on

she gets to my crib...i ask if she wanted something to drink or smoke

she said "nah, cause if i start drinking im gonna have to spend the night"

i was like "cool, let me know if you change your mind"

i put on the show i wanted to show her and got to cracking up...she was noticebly silent, but im thinking, she aint feeling the show
about 10 minutes in, she tells me to pause it and asks "why you acting like you dont want me here?"

i hit that

then she just goes into a rant about how i dont care about her and make her feel unwanted and all this shyt

im lost as a muthafukka so im not really responding....i just keep hitting that

where this come from


then she tried to strong arm me into saying i want her around

but she yelling at a nikka so now....i dont want you around

when she couldnt get a response out of me she just stormed out the crib

i put it together that she was mad that i didnt say "nah,its cool...drink and stay over"...

thing is....SHE NEVER STAYED AT MY CRIB EVER AT THAT POINT...SHE SAID HERSELF SHE DOESNT LIKE STAYING OVER OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES CAUSE SHE CANT SLEEP...

so when she said that, i just let it go...okay, cool

bytch drove down the block, then text me talking bout she coming back....

i was like nah im good and turn my phone off

 

[Silkk]

^^^ Some of these chicks are retarded AF

 

[Yaboysix]

Idk.."speaking" to a female friend while walking passed... wrong..

Me: "whatsup"

Her: "why you gotta say it like that?"



Girls are weird.

 

[Ian Ahbaa f/ Area51]

Early on when I got w/ wifey, had ran into an acquaintance from a previous job. Bad ass Dominican jawn I was on at the time. Real good-girl type of chick. You could tell, she wanted the right type of dude, to unleash that bad side in her...

Now at the time I worked w/ this jawn, I was dealin w/ another female at the job (plus the Dominican jawn had a man that worked w/ us at the job too). Although he was a square type dude, (he was cool/wit an innocent attitude)...so I decided not to disrespect, by low-key baggin his girl...

To be clear, she wanted me to...but because of our situations (moreso hers), it wasn't the time, so I fell back.

Fast forward a few years...now I'm wit my lady. I run into the Dominican jawn, solo at the mall...

I follow my instincts, and immediately jump down... Plus I hadn't seen her for a couple years, and she lookin even thicker, even sexier... She tells me she single now...I fraud about my situation... and we exchange #s.

A few days later, I line it up, and we chill. Now at the time...I'm fresh into a relationship, but still keepin in contact w/ the sides. I would always let my phone turn off (not pay the bill)...and get up w/ broads. I would get away w/ it initially, but my lady started getting hip to not bein able to get ahold of me... and decided to add me to her plan, to circumvent the BS.

So at that point I tightened up and would never hit sides off the phone (in case she checked the bill). This was around the time, text apps first dropped, and no one was hip yet. Anyway I never hit broads off the phone, but for some reason...I had to make the call to meet this Dominican broad off this phone. One time/only time literally. Hundreds of other times, never using the phone.

I meet up wit o girl and we go on a lil date. All the vibes are there... Normally I go for the kill first nite, but I knew I had her in the bag already, so I'd catch the cheeks next go round (thank god). On the date, we end up taking her car. We left mine in a parking lot. It's a week nite (which is not uncommon for me to be out on occasionally), but for some reason...my lady is blowin me more than usual as I'm heading to get my car...

I drop the calls til I can get alone...then hit her back and tell her I'm around the corner..."Be there shortly". She hits me wit the "Yea aite". I can tell her vibes are off though...but whatever...I'm home in 10 mins.

I enter the house...wifey sittin on the couch w/ her robe on and rings on all her fingers.... My lady don't even wear no mafukkin rings (so I know...here comes the BS)...

She tells me, she knows I was on a date...and she already hit the bytch up as I was drivin home, so I couldn't get my story together (now it's mental gymnastics for a minute to find out...how much she knows)...

Luckily, o girl didn't say we were on a date...and said were just cool. Wifey aint hearing that of course...so I'm immediately

I try to leave out...she immediately proceeds to hookin off... Tried to hit the door and she catches me wit a good one to the back of the dome...dropped me...

I get up...yoke her up and calm her down...

She eventually calms down and we just argue the rest a the nite. Long story short...I overcome the situation...but always keep it in the back of the head as a reminder. Never get too comfy and get caught slippin...

EDIT - I loss the Dominican jawn too of course....

the slang in this story got me on the floor..u gotta be a philly nikka or near thr. Real shyt though, I been through similar situations. Rule #1 DONT ADMIT TO shyt!!

 

[The Wolf Among You]

An ex cursed me out because I was too tired to have sex. There we were in bed with her going

And me just staring.
Man, I was dog tired and she said some mean shyt.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Her: The sky is green.

Me: Umm ,the sky is blue

Her: No it's not, it's green.

Me: It's blue. It's always been blue. I don't know where you got that from.

Her: It's green! I know it's green! You're just saying it's blue to try and make me mad!

Me: Okay Google. What color is the sky?

Google: The sky is blue. Everyone knows that.

Her: Google isn't right about everything.

*Researches on her own and realizes she's wrong. Storms off*

*Later that day*

Me: Are you still mad at me about the sky not being green?

Her: I'm not mad about the sky. I'm mad that you didn't even believe in me.

Me: But I know the color of the sky.

Her: You didn't even think I was right from the start.

Me:

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Her: The sky is green.

Me: Umm ,the sky is blue

Her: No it's not, it's green.

Me: It's blue. It's always been blue. I don't know where you got that from.

Her: It's green! I know it's green! You're just saying it's blue to try and make me mad!

Me: Okay Google. What color is the sky?

Google: The sky is blue. Everyone knows that.

Her: Google isn't right about everything.

*Researches on her own and realizes she's wrong. Storms off*

*Later that day*

Me: Are you still mad at me about the sky not being green?

Her: I'm not mad about the sky. I'm mad that you didn't even believe in me.

Me: But I know the color of the sky.

Her: You didn't even think I was right from the start.

Me:

 

[Afro]

Her: The sky is green.

Me: Umm ,the sky is blue

Her: No it's not, it's green.

Me: It's blue. It's always been blue. I don't know where you got that from.

Her: It's green! I know it's green! You're just saying it's blue to try and make me mad!

Me: Okay Google. What color is the sky?

Google: The sky is blue. Everyone knows that.

Her: Google isn't right about everything.

*Researches on her own and realizes she's wrong. Storms off*

*Later that day*

Me: Are you still mad at me about the sky not being green?

Her: I'm not mad about the sky. I'm mad that you didn't even believe in me.

Me: But I know the color of the sky.

Her: You didn't even think I was right from the start.

Me:

*Random convo*

Me: It's cool if you don't know, nothing wrong with being ignorant on something

Her:..... "You calling me stupid?!"

Me: No, I said ignorant


Her: *furiously googled the word and picks out the 3rd definition* "You fukking called me stupid"

Me: If that is how you wanna play it foolish one


*Two months later, hanging out with her friends, having a good time*


Nothing:



No one at all:

Her: "Lemme tell you guys how Afro called me stupid"


Me:

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Her: The sky is green.

Me: Umm ,the sky is blue

Her: No it's not, it's green.

Me: It's blue. It's always been blue. I don't know where you got that from.

Her: It's green! I know it's green! You're just saying it's blue to try and make me mad!

Me: Okay Google. What color is the sky?

Google: The sky is blue. Everyone knows that.

Her: Google isn't right about everything.

*Researches on her own and realizes she's wrong. Storms off*

*Later that day*

Me: Are you still mad at me about the sky not being green?

Her: I'm not mad about the sky. I'm mad that you didn't even believe in me.

Me: But I know the color of the sky.

Her: You didn't even think I was right from the start.

Me:

Mannn a lot of females I dealt with would get mad at me when I prove im right.
"just let me be wrong" and all that bullshyt
They'll call me arrogant and I only care about myself

 

[karim]

Once I was at work.
I dont remember about what but me & my then girl were having a fight over the phone.

Then im like yooo i am at work i got shyt to do.
I was a programmer & DBA in those days, & that required alot of concentration.

She wouldn't hang up so I hung up.
She called & called and i didn't pick up, this was my office phone.
She calls again, i pick up & say i cannot talk im busy.
Then she says that i better stay on the phone & listen to her & if I hang up & dont pick up again she wont try calling me again.
Instead, so my ext was like 3356 or something.
She threatened me that if i hang up again she will call the main number & dial extension 3352, 3353, 3354, 3355, 3357 & so on & tell them that i am hanging up on her.

I HAD NO CHOICEEEEE, I HAD TO LISTEN TO HEERR

I would have dumped her and hung up.

 

[Ian Ahbaa f/ Area51]

I would have dumped her and hung up.

He clearly said she was constantly calling his work phone and threatening to call other extensions. You pretty much have to chalk the job or submit to the fukkery.

I've had chicks do this to me but on my cell phone. I cant imagine one calling my workplace with this typa shyt!

 

[dreskii]

my girl was coming over to watch game of thrones

i clean the crib top to bottom, got her favorite wine, ordered her favorite food and picked a show i thought she would like to watch before thrones came on

she gets to my crib...i ask if she wanted something to drink or smoke

she said "nah, cause if i start drinking im gonna have to spend the night"

i was like "cool, let me know if you change your mind"

i put on the show i wanted to show her and got to cracking up...she was noticebly silent, but im thinking, she aint feeling the show
about 10 minutes in, she tells me to pause it and asks "why you acting like you dont want me here?"

i hit that

then she just goes into a rant about how i dont care about her and make her feel unwanted and all this shyt

im lost as a muthafukka so im not really responding....i just keep hitting that

where this come from


then she tried to strong arm me into saying i want her around

but she yelling at a nikka so now....i dont want you around

when she couldnt get a response out of me she just stormed out the crib

i put it together that she was mad that i didnt say "nah,its cool...drink and stay over"...

thing is....SHE NEVER STAYED AT MY CRIB EVER AT THAT POINT...SHE SAID HERSELF SHE DOESNT LIKE STAYING OVER OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES CAUSE SHE CANT SLEEP...

so when she said that, i just let it go...okay, cool

bytch drove down the block, then text me talking bout she coming back....

i was like nah im good and turn my phone off

AHHA u still with ol' girl?

this is some typical female shyt for real.

 

[karim]

He clearly said she was constantly calling his work phone and threatening to call other extensions. You pretty much have to chalk the job or submit to the fukkery.

I've had chicks do this to me but on my cell phone. I cant imagine one calling my workplace with this typa shyt!

If I have learned one thing in relationships, it's to never ever submit to the fukkery. A chick that attempts to blackmail you, is a chick that needs to be dumped. I would never even call my girl on her workphone to have an argument. And if she doesn't understand that it is inappropriate to have an argument while I am at work, she needs to go