Post Insane Girlfriend Arguments/Fights That You Have Had

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Thats so untrue.
I was dealing with a fine ass dime.
But dime pieces are not usually the brightest.
So you end up having the dumbests fights ever.

That dime was the sexiest ive dated & she:
1) once tried to stab my thigh with scissors.
2) had the weirdest old dude who dressed like inspector gadget follow me.
3) we had an abortion, which is very private to me, & she told everyoneeeeeee..
4) this was back in the msn messenger days. And everytime we fought she would change her online status to some emo shyt like "the ones you love are usually the ones who hurt you" or some shyt so everyone knew we fought & her girls used ask for all the fukkin details. And im a private guy, i dont want any1 knowing my biz.

They can be nuts.
Once my x came over & basically raped me, then my girl comes over.
Im like fukkkk, so i tell my ex to hide in the closet.
She hides & my girl wants to come in my room to use my computer.
Im like fukk it lets go to the cinema.
She was in the room whe my ex was in the closet.
If......... she..... had found out....that my ex was in the closet it would have been armageddon I kid you not.
She was insane & obsessed with me.

how she rape you breh?

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

how she rape you breh?

She came into my room & took her pants off.
I looked at her legs & im like yo what happened to your stretch marks, all gone.
So i was like well this is new.
Next thing you know she sittin on my laps & im inside of her.

Legs are my kryptonite.
If she pulled out the kryptonite then that's rape.

 

[colicolicoli]

Once I was at work.
I dont remember about what but me & my then girl were having a fight over the phone.

Then im like yooo i am at work i got shyt to do.
I was a programmer & DBA in those days, & that required alot of concentration.

She wouldn't hang up so I hung up.
She called & called and i didn't pick up, this was my office phone.
She calls again, i pick up & say i cannot talk im busy.
Then she says that i better stay on the phone & listen to her & if I hang up & dont pick up again she wont try calling me again.
Instead, so my ext was like 3356 or something.
She threatened me that if i hang up again she will call the main number & dial extension 3352, 3353, 3354, 3355, 3357 & so on & tell them that i am hanging up on her.

I HAD NO CHOICEEEEE, I HAD TO LISTEN TO HEERR

 

[MajesticLion]

Me: Are you still mad at me about the sky not being green?

Her: I'm not mad about the sky. I'm mad that you didn't even believe in me.

This right here is the hinge on which a LOT of folly turns.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

She came into my room & took her pants off.
I looked at her legs & im like yo what happened to your stretch marks, all gone.
So i was like well this is new.
Next thing you know she sittin on my laps & im inside of her.

Legs are my kryptonite.
If she pulled out the kryptonite then that's rape.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

had a huge fight with the lady last nite man
sheeshhhhh

over some DUMB shyt too!!!!

We had people over and it was time to clean up after they left.
Then when they leave she starts brooming and i'm sitting on the sofa
she asks "after me cooking all day you will just look at me broom and not tell me to stop and that you'll do it?" "you don't care right"
and I said nothing.
then she asks "are you going to help"

I said "No, not in the mood"

then shyt POPPED OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

But I only said that because I didn't like it when she put words in my mouth
I had every intention of doing it


And the weather so breezy
Man why cant life always be this easy

 

[Lord_nikon]

Her: The sky is green.

Me: Umm ,the sky is blue

Her: No it's not, it's green.

Me: It's blue. It's always been blue. I don't know where you got that from.

Her: It's green! I know it's green! You're just saying it's blue to try and make me mad!

Me: Okay Google. What color is the sky?

Google: The sky is blue. Everyone knows that.

Her: Google isn't right about everything.

*Researches on her own and realizes she's wrong. Storms off*

*Later that day*

Me: Are you still mad at me about the sky not being green?

Her: I'm not mad about the sky. I'm mad that you didn't even believe in me.

Me: But I know the color of the sky.

Her: You didn't even think I was right from the start.

Me:

thats crazy man

 

[Marzupial]

I was doing some chick in the slums who stayed in a dingy one room she was renting out of someone's house..
there was only one filthy toilet in the place, so all the tenants shared it but kept piss buckets in their rooms

I fell asleep one time, and she used my thumb to access my phone. The first time she did it, she found nothing cause all the dirt was in whatsapp and not under texts etc.
The second time she did it, she went straight to where all the bytches I was doing were listed on my phone. whatsapp!

Needless to say, I was awoken by an enraged and crying woman..I was assaulted and locked in the room. I dont even want to go further

Hey at least you had a bucket to piss on

It could been worse

 

[x2y]

my girl was coming over to watch game of thrones

i clean the crib top to bottom, got her favorite wine, ordered her favorite food and picked a show i thought she would like to watch before thrones came on

she gets to my crib...i ask if she wanted something to drink or smoke

she said "nah, cause if i start drinking im gonna have to spend the night"

i was like "cool, let me know if you change your mind"

i put on the show i wanted to show her and got to cracking up...she was noticebly silent, but im thinking, she aint feeling the show
about 10 minutes in, she tells me to pause it and asks "why you acting like you dont want me here?"

i hit that

then she just goes into a rant about how i dont care about her and make her feel unwanted and all this shyt

im lost as a muthafukka so im not really responding....i just keep hitting that

where this come from


then she tried to strong arm me into saying i want her around

but she yelling at a nikka so now....i dont want you around

when she couldnt get a response out of me she just stormed out the crib

i put it together that she was mad that i didnt say "nah,its cool...drink and stay over"...

thing is....SHE NEVER STAYED AT MY CRIB EVER AT THAT POINT...SHE SAID HERSELF SHE DOESNT LIKE STAYING OVER OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES CAUSE SHE CANT SLEEP...

so when she said that, i just let it go...okay, cool

bytch drove down the block, then text me talking bout she coming back....

i was like nah im good and turn my phone off

lol similar shyt to this happens to me every so often with the GF... with the I don't care, don't want to be with her, I don't show emotion etc. I'm like at this point you are mad annoying. I don't give a fukk you can leave. 1 time she left and I was like ok cool only to come back like an hour later apologizing to me.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

had a huge fight with the lady last nite man
sheeshhhhh

over some DUMB shyt too!!!!

We had people over and it was time to clean up after they left.
Then when they leave she starts brooming and i'm sitting on the sofa
she asks "after me cooking all day you will just look at me broom and not tell me to stop and that you'll do it?" "you don't care right"
and I said nothing.
then she asks "are you going to help"

I said "No, not in the mood"

then shyt POPPED OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

But I only said that because I didn't like it when she put words in my mouth
I had every intention of doing it


And the weather so breezy
Man why cant life always be this easy

My girl did something similar recently

I work overnight and I had just got home around 7am.

it takes about an hour for me to sleep so i fell asleep around 8/8:30.

she wakes me up at 12pm to help her put some chairs up because of some get-together she was throwing for her friends and family at our mew spot. Event didn’t start until like 5-6. I look at the cloxk and i said give me about an hour and ill get up and do it.

she gets mad that I didn’t jump up right away and starts yelling and I SNAP on her.
I go back to sleep and wake up a few hours later and the the shyt was done. I didn’t give a single fukk, i proceeded to get ready and we barely spoke most of the night

 

[Marzupial]

I remember I was with this chick and she's was always asking me to go with her and meet her best friend

She looked aight but she had a boyfriend so I was like nah Iam good

But one day I did and I ignored her for the most part except when I did a joke that she looked like a curvier Alicia keys

Well we all laughed at that joke but when we left my girl said I was hitting on her

I juelzed my way out of it an smashed her next day iam chilling and I get a call that her and her friend had a big fight over me

First I laughed but when I went to pick her up I realized she lost the fight bad

Had to drop that loser

 

[tgu]

Forgot what we was arguing over but she kicked me outta MY whip and drove off


I took a Uber home, she dropped my car off at my crib left my keys in my mailbox

How do you get kicked out of your own whip?

 

[Noriega]

How do you get kicked out of your own whip?

This was probably the angriest I seen her in our 3 years, I figured it would be better if I wasn’t in the same vehicle as her

 

[Atlrocafella]

^^^ Some of these chicks are retarded AF

Nah chicks really be stupid as fukk. I believe his story 100%, heauxs have done the exact same thing to me. Why would I try to get you to stay when you made it a point that you don’t like staying over??

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Ya that happened to me too.

Not only that, if she was dreaming & woke up i could not make plans or tell her to cook breakfast.
She has to go back to sleep to continue the dream

She could just fall back asleep and pick up where her dream left off?