Post the most boring hip-hop song you ever heard

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Matter of fact, I'll do you one even better

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Pick a song....any song :scust:
 

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You could call this "song" many things….awful, ridiculous, disgusting, hilarious, mind-blowingly bad, unintentionally racist, anti-music, exhibit A on why whites should refrain from rapping, tripped out, ignorant, stupid….but "boring" is not one of them.

Back during the pre-internet days, I had a friend who worked at Kinkos who said Denny "Blazin" Hazen was a regular there. Always would come in trying to promote his bullshyt "music" and videos. I guess he was some weirdo youth group leader from Lousville, Ohio. Dude that worked at Kinko's used to do some late night Horror movie show on local TV, and Blazin Hazen gave him a VHS copy of this video and 2 others asking him to put it on between commercials. Instead, he made copies for his friends to laugh at and it became a cult favorite in Canton around the mid 90's. We used to watch these videos over and over just rollin, crying laughing. We would introduce new people to this like, "you aren't ready for what you're about to witness."

Took a while for someone to finally upload this atrocity to You Tube. I knew it would eventually blow up.

Here's some more gems from this goof…



"Hello MTV" :dead:



"Chill out!" :russ:
 

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You could call this "song" many things….awful, ridiculous, disgusting, hilarious, mind-blowingly bad, unintentionally racist, anti-music, exhibit A on why whites should refrain from rapping, tripped out, ignorant, stupid….but "boring" is not one of them.

Back during the pre-internet days, I had a friend who worked at Kinkos who said Denny "Blazin" Hazen was a regular there. Always would come in trying to promote his bullshyt "music" and videos. I guess he was some weirdo youth group leader from Lousville, Ohio. Dude that worked at Kinko's used to do some late night Horror movie show on local TV, and Blazin Hazen gave him a VHS copy of this video and 2 others asking him to put it on between commercials. Instead, he made copies for his friends to laugh at and it became a cult favorite in Canton around the mid 90's. We used to watch these videos over and over just rollin, crying laughing. We would introduce new people to this like, "you aren't ready for what you're about to witness."

Took a while for someone to finally upload this atrocity to You Tube. I knew it would eventually blow up.

Here's some more gems from this goof…



"Hello MTV" :dead:



"Chill out!" :russ:

Just when u think you have seen it all. :dead:


Was the dude serious? What happened to him? :lupe:
 
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