PREGNANT TEENAGER CLAIMS JESUS CHRIST IS THE FATHER OF HER BABY

[intruder]

We've seen that movie before, tho

 

[#1 pick]

Maybe so

 

[The Emperor]

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OP lost

 

[Grifter]

It's pronounced "Hey Zues".

 

[Mowgli]

no overly arched eyebrows
no hooped earrings
no animal print

@Mr. Somebody @Mowgli what's the verdict breh

Only a few possibilities.

I don't know. I'm going to assume she squirted some nut in her hymen hole with an eyedropper

She's a cac experiment

She's giving birth to the savior of mankind.

But as I recall in the story Christ just shows up one day with thousands of angels and just starts killing every single evil person on earth

So

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

That nikka must've had some serious game to pull that off

 

[Mr. Jiggy Fly]

The only 'Jesus' that could've fathered that baby is a dude that look like this

 

[Mac Brown]

Latifah Smith-Nabengana says she wants to demand a paternity test as soon as her son is born, to prove that she is telling the truth

This is the only part that really intrigued me. I wonder will she change her mind once the kid is born though

 

[Juggalo Fred]

Maybe she's telling the truth

 

[Javed]

If the baby come out white.........

 

[TEH]

She meant Jesus Cortez

 

[Doobie Doo]

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You lost for not reading the FAQ dumb ass

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[YaThreadFloppedB!]

doctor said she's apparently a virgin

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

I believe her.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I believe her