PREGNANT TEENAGER CLAIMS JESUS CHRIST IS THE FATHER OF HER BABY

[Tunez]

fukk a demon brehettes

 

[Hi!]

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@Doobie Doo when are you going to go back to @Big Daddy's thread breh breh

 

[ridedolo]

It's pronounced "Hey Zues".

lol goat die hard movie.

 

[Barnett114]

DISCLAIMER

OP stays trying to get featured threads

 

[The American]

It's pronounced "Hey Zues".

Hess-oos.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Oh so y'all believed that white bytch Mary, but y'all don't believe a sista?

 

[Cabbage Patch]

The instrumental to 2 Live Crew's Hoochie Mama is playing in my mind right now.

Thats cold, man.




I was thinking Agnes of God.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

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Is it? Then that's an auto neg for defaming black folk for laughs.

 

[Doobie Doo]

@Doo. Tthee Doo when are you going to go back to @Big Daddy's thread breh breh

Never, dude is a troll. Following me around thread to thread. Keep making threads on me of course im keeping my trump card toght

 

[Neuromancer]

Nephilim aren't angels though.

 

[MaxBundles]

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Other headlines from site:

TEXAS: 14-YEAR OLD VIRGIN FALLS PREGNANT AFTER FLU SHOT

YOKO ONO: “I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ’70S”

HERMAPHRODITE IMPREGNATES SELF, GIVES BIRTH TO HERMAPHRODITE TWINS


Check ya facts first OP

 

[KravenMorehead™]

bytch said nephilim off the cuff, she ain't realize them was demons I can't STAND fraudulent muthafukkas

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Is this a real story?

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/jesus-was-a-jumpoffs-baby-corey-holcumb.127118/

 

[Big Daddy]

@Doobie Doo when are you going to go back to @Big Daddy's thread breh breh

Between him searching and posting 2 year old articles on gay tribal porn,

having homo erotic fantasies of me PM'ing him on Valentine's Day(he's currently ducking the thread/ban bet I placed and called him out on),

and this desperate obsession he has with starting 15 threads a day in hopes that one may get "Featured" on some website,

I think it's safe to say that we've officially found the leading candidate for TLR's 2016 WPOY award.