Prison myths,facts,reality..................here is the thread some of yall wanted me to do

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

i dont know about where he was at, but most places let you have books mailed in from a seller but they cant be hard cover.
some jails/prison only let you have 3 books in a cell at all times though

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[WaveGang]

I mean if you can fight you good money,but you don't necessarily have to fight good to survive if you just mind your business, and nah fighting in prison and on the street is the same,only thing is you gotta see the nikkas you fight everyday,where as on the street you might not see that nikka for another year or never again. So in prison it's possible o always have tension with a nikka you fought.

Hands ain't helping no one survive it's about who you no.
No one wins fights in jail they just yet dog piled by Co's.
Seen mfs with hands gave to transfer wing after won day Coz they fought someone connected on the wing. Now they marked.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

there was the very first time i went to jail n i was green n didnt know the rules. ok lemme start from the beginning.......i went to jail because i fucced up my 1st husbands cadillac( busted windows,windshields , cut wires, disconnected his distributor n disconnected otha shyt )in the parking lot of his job when i found out he was cheating on me. go to jail go to arraignment i had a bunchaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tickets n they was like how do u plead, n nobody had ever told me what u SUPPOSED to say so i said no contest n dat bytch sentenced me to 3 weeks n county jail to sit the tickets out. but wait theres more lol i was crazy as hell so i started writing my then husband hate mail to his moma house threatening to kill him when i got out n the whole letter was basically me sayin imma kill u when i got out over n over again. do u know i was in there so long, his moma sent the letter to my granny who ended up sending it back to me in jail. im thinking im getting a letter from my granny open that bytch up n its my death threats i sent

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Can't stand jail all it is is a bunch of dumb nikka's talking about crimes and who they know

"Hey you know so and so from *****"
" yeah bruh I know him you know so and so"

Who gives a fukk those nikkas is out on the streets while y'all locked up in here on his dikk!

Exactly. A bunch of mush mouth MFs lying and talking about absolutely nothing for hours on end

 

[Entrapta310]

in the initial intake the make u lift ya shirtup n bra n flip out ya waistband then they run they hands take off ya shoes n socks. but when u actually go upstairs
u gotta strip nekkid raise ya titties up turn around spread ya butt cheeks n cough in front of everybody. one time i went thru detox n on to city jail with 2 saks of weed on me cuz the guard looked at me n was like fucc it she not searching me n sent me on to the tank n even when i got transferred to city jail they didnt do much of a search but by then the 2 saks was up my pusc n i was only in there for tickets so i didnt hafta do the strip search nekkid n bend n cough routine, i made it all the way home with the weed.

im amazed how you girls boof that ish up there. one white trash girl in my unit got in trouble for bringing a needle in filled with heroin
how does one come into jail with that in you vagina. its amazing.

but my intake was a little different. i had to strip and squat and spread and cough. and they made me do it a lot to see if i was smuggling in anything.
then they made me go in the shower and wash with lice shampoo. but i only got a minute to do it and get it out my hair. which it didnt get out.
then they gave me my issue clothes and took my picture... then took me upstairs to get searched and stripped again to go see the nurse to get my TB shot to then go in the hole for two days.
no blanket. no pillow. and that night it went down to 25 degrees
i asked for a blanket and the CO was all "sure!"
and never gave me one.
each time i asked. same answer, no blanket

 

[Another Man]

in the initial intake the make u lift ya shirtup n bra n flip out ya waistband then they run they hands take off ya shoes n socks. but when u actually go upstairs
u gotta strip nekkid raise ya titties up turn around spread ya butt cheeks n cough in front of everybody. one time i went thru detox n on to city jail with 2 saks of weed on me cuz the guard looked at me n was like fucc it she not searching me n sent me on to the tank n even when i got transferred to city jail they didnt do much of a search but by then the 2 saks was up my pusc n i was only in there for tickets so i didnt hafta do the strip search nekkid n bend n cough routine, i made it all the way home with the weed.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Yea you can sleep,but you can't get under the covers after morning or its a ticket. Craziest shyt ever.

No water is available 24/7 breh.

Yea you get a cover breh lol but yea just one.

I will not survive a stint in jail.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Dudes I know with a record including my cousin who is like a brother to me did truck driving, construction or warehouse jobs.

Mainly blue collar stuff.

i gotta class mate that did 20 yrs flat n go out n went str8 to work in the oil fields but then its some who cant get a job at all.

 

[Another Man]

Exactly. A bunch of mush mouth MFs lying and talking about absolutely nothing for hours on end

Especially the dope fiends. There were HELLA dope fiends in open bay, it was as if they made it a point to put most of em in there. You'd have cats in there talking about nothing but dope and how they're gonna get high when they get out, quite a few people came in there dope sick too sleeping almost all day, then when they'd finally be up they'd walk around wrapped in their blanket and sheets shivering and shyt. One dude even shyt himself

 

[Blackout]

i gotta class mate that did 20 yrs flat n go out n went str8 to work in the oil fields but then its some who cant get a job at all.

My cousin who got a record for gun possession when he got released from jail he became a truck driver.

 

[Mess World]

That reminds me of this white boy from Springfield, he came in bragging about how he ran off with someone's work and cash once, I guess one of that dude's ppl was in our pod, and overheard dude bragging about it. Needless to say he caught his ass slipping in the restroom, which was where most fights went down cuz there weren't cameras there. This is also why when I would take a shyt in that restroom, I would leave foot out of my pant leg in case someone tried to steal off on me and I wouldn't end up tripping myself up fighting back. When I was finally able to work in the kitchen however, they had their own private restroom in there so I only took shyts in there, peace and privacy

I was in this racist county and some nortes kept fukkibg with me , one of em was white so I was like alright let's fight. Dude jumped on the tops bunk and tried to do something I pulled that nikka off and threw him to tbe ground and fukked him up. I got sent to tbe other pod and I was talking with some black dudes and Mexicans and whites how I fukked up that white boy. I didn't know they were friends all from the same city so this short black dude comes in my cell telling me I have to go. I close the door behind this nikka with his friends outside cuz I was gonna fukk him up and they won't be able to save him but anyway I thought about it and left the pod

Went back to my old pod and my boy who was a shot caller who I fought in there also was like "the Bay Area nikkas had ya back in there and you didn't know you could of just not left, because they didn't know you were from the bay"

 

[Ronnie Lott]

 

[sanityovar8ted]

im amazed how you girls boof that ish up there. one white trash girl in my unit got in trouble for bringing a needle in filled with heroin
how does one come into jail with that in you vagina. its amazing.

but my intake was a little different. i had to strip and squat and spread and cough. and they made me do it a lot to see if i was smuggling in anything.
then they made me go in the shower and wash with lice shampoo. but i only got a minute to do it and get it out my hair. which it didnt get out.
then they gave me my issue clothes and took my picture... then took me upstairs to get searched and stripped again to go see the nurse to get my TB shot to then go in the hole for two days.
no blanket. no pillow. and that night it went down to 25 degrees
i asked for a blanket and the CO was all "sure!"
and never gave me one.
each time i asked. same answer, no blanket

nicca i got kids n an elastic pusc, i done smuggled a half oz of hard across town in my pusc n went home n fell asleep n forgot it was up there, til my husband came home looking for the dope n i was like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but nah aint no blankets bihhhh

 

[desjardins]

I saw a episode of Lockup that was based on the county jail near Atlanta. Old heads (over 30) were scared cause all the 18-19 yr olds were coming in there and forming gangs and basically running the jail
In jail do you see that transition of power as "OGs" get too old to fight and young wild nikkas come in there trying to take over?

 

[Alfred0Santana]

Well,9/10 unless he a fukk boy,you and yo celly gonna be cool,like real cool,but other than that,you might get cool with a dude you see in the yard all the time,a dude you in class with,it's basically like going to a new school breh,just violent

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