Prison myths,facts,reality..................here is the thread some of yall wanted me to do

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yo what if you dont know anyone inside. how do you make friends?
yall asking some silly questions. yall do realize people in jail are still HUMAN right? i mean sure a lot of folks in jail are actually mentally ill. but 70%+ of them are their for drug offenses. thats the facts. which means most nuccas shouldnt even be there or be there nearly as long. which means these dudes are normal to semi normal. semi meaning sure they been thru the group home/foster care, mama dont love me types that get wild. but at the end of the day didnt we all have one crazy homie, a couple of sneaky homies that would try to do some dirt and a few goodie two shoe homies? its life. these people are still human. the same way you make friends outside of jail is the same way you do it inside. some people just click, some dont. now if you're talking making strategic alliances for a particular purposes/reasons then thats something you ask dude that has been to jail/prison.
 

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this is a very good thread man, very informative...i combed through and didn't see these questions:

1) so if a dude went in like the movie THE HURRICANE and stayed to himself, was EXTRA cool, didn't bother anyone and just wanted to read and build with the 5%er's and muslim brothas - would he get fukked with eventually? how would that situation play out in your opinion? :jbhmm:

2) what percentage of dudes are in there really dating/sexing/falling in love with each other, then getting out and acting like nothing ever went on in there?

3) should our women be aware of that type of culture for themselves, or is it better they don't?
 
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this is a very good thread man, very informative...i combed through and didn't see these questions:

1) so if a dude went in like the movie THE HURRICANE and stayed to himself, was EXTRA cool, didn't bother anyone and just wanted to read and build with the 5%er's and muslim brothas - would he get fukked with eventually? how would that situation play out in your opinion? :jbhmm:

2) what percentage of dudes are in there really dating/sexing/falling in love with each other, then getting out and acting like nothing ever went on in there?

3) should our women be aware of that type of culture for themselves, or is it better they don't?

Nah,he'd prolly be good money,chances of him gettin fukked with would be real rare,he might have a confrontation or two,but that's about it.

I'd say 20-25% breh,it's real lol

Yea they should be aware,it's only right IMO
 

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Nah,he'd prolly be good money,chances of him gettin fukked with would be real rare,he might have a confrontation or two,but that's about it.

I'd say 20-25% breh,it's real lol

Yea they should be aware,it's only right IMO

i know a cat that murdered somebody, then sat there and waited for the cops to come get him.
funny thing is, he'd JUST got out from doing about 8 or 9 years...
plus his girl/baby momma is thick as fukk.
he left that alone by herself to wait on the police to come take him back to a place with a bunch of stankin' ass men?
:usure:ijs.
 

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:wow: I'm in the Warren area right now.

But yea Ojibway is far away,I was at:

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Why they move y'all around so much? Cuz was in Jackson and just when I could take some time off to visit him they moved him somewhere else and finally up there.

My pops retired from Jackson in '01. He said when they were training his class, the inmates would go IN on them to get in their heads. He said it was a couple females in his group, and an inmate came to the bars and said "fukk them bytches, I want a piece of YOUR ass when you get up in here :shaq::birdman:." I howled when told me that shyt.
 
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Why they move y'all around so much? Cuz was in Jackson and just when I could take some time off to visit him they moved him somewhere else and finally up there.

My pops retired from Jackson in '01. He said when they were training his class, the inmates would go IN on them to get in their heads. He said it was a couple females in his group, and an inmate came to the bars and said "fukk them bytches, I want a piece of YOUR ass when you get up in here :shaq::birdman:." I howled when told me that shyt.

They move nikkas around for various reasons,sometimes the facility you at might not have the classes you need,sometimes they move you just because,they might move you if you acting out,they feel it's overcrowded,then they move guys who about to go home like 3,4 times they last few month's,don't know what that shyt be about.

:russ: I bet yo pops was like WTF?
 
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i know a cat that murdered somebody, then sat there and waited for the cops to come get him.
funny thing is, he'd JUST got out from doing about 8 or 9 years...
plus his girl/baby momma is thick as fukk.
he left that alone by herself to wait on the police to come take him back to a place with a bunch of stankin' ass men?
:usure:ijs.

Yea he prolly gay,or just institutionalized to the point where he only can function in prison
 

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Yo I never understood why nigggaz don't get on no bullsit with the co's.. The prisoners out number the guards by a lot, you would think everybody would come together and beat the shyt out of the guards or hold them for ransome to get better conditions or whatever they want..

If I ever go(God forbid) I'm a try to get nikkaz to link up and fukk the guArds up so shyt could get done..
 

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Thread has some :mjlol: level bullshyt posts. As a white guy I've served time when I was 18 and just had to do a bid been out 3 weeks. Speaking about Florida here, jails aren't that racial, guards run most jails. Prison is where politics really is a life and death issue.
As long as you mind your business, show respect, and don't say shyt you can't back up you'll survive. Don't owe money and don't trust anyone who you weren't cool with on the streets then you just gotta worry about occupying your time rather than deal with drama.
where at in florida?
 

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Yea he prolly gay,or just institutionalized to the point where he only can function in prison
I think my pop's brothers and my older cousins were like that. Them cats spent most of the 80s and 90s locked up. Them few years they be out I could tell they were overwhelmed. With my cousins the went from juvie, to camps, to county, then to the pen. That revolving door is real as fukk breh :mjcry:
 

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:russ: nikkas be lyin they ass off in the joint real shyt

all that free time gives dudes more time to refine their stories. my nikka from Miami told me he fukked ole girl from Transformers 3 :mjlol:
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at first I was like :stopitslime:

but this nikka's story was so intricate and had mad details :lupe:
It got to the point where I actually believed him :manny:

since I've been out, looking back on it I think nikkas have a need to tell stories that are :duck: and nikkas have a need to believe them because the environment is so bleak and dehumanizing. You gotta talk about or imagine fantastical shyt where nikkas is actually winning cuz the reality is some of the worst shyt that can ever happen to a human being. being institutionalized, having your freedom taken away, treated like an animal, subhuman...:mjcry:

I remember when i first got caught up and my lawyer was like "how long do you think you can do?" and I was like "maybe 2,4 months" :sadbron:
and my lawyer just gave me this look :francis:
judge and the prosecution was like
:demonic:
:camby:
:umad:
all at once
fukk.the.system
you don't even wanna get caught up in that shyt if you can help it

I'm not glad it happened but i'm a better man for it. I was taking a lot of shyt for granted
not anymore

that's the type of experience that will change you to the depths of your soul, and I only did a few years.
 
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I spent the night in jail, chilled with everyone playing dominos. I was playing with this white guy and two bros. One was swole as fukk, he said next game we playing for trays. I was like wtf that mean? :patrice:. I lost hella bad next game and homie was like "nah I'm not gone take your food big man". Said cause I looked like a good kid I should stick with him and his guys. Little did he know my ass would be gone before night fell.
 
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