Problems Every Guy Will Understand....

[jwall123]

When you're in a dude setting, and you didn't watch the game last night, and the conversation shifts to sports.

It's like being unprepared for a test. All you can do is bring up old stats, team standings, and ask questions. If you arent as social, all you can do is nod and laugh.

 

[Silkk]

We'd be fighting

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Taking a shyt and trying not to let your dikk touch the water or bowl.

Not peeing after busting a nut and falling asleep and when you finally piss it sprays out as a crazy angle due to blockage of dried cum in the tube.

trying to watch the game while eating your girl out.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Feeling strong as hell when you open up the jar your girl couldnt open.

carrying every bag of groceries at once so you dont have to go back outside.

being the only person in the house that remembers to put the garbage out.

feeling the euphoria when you finally get that private time at work to scratch your balls, a deep between the legs ball scratch, its almost as good as cumming.

 

[jeh]

Fixing stuff
Putting something together without reading the instructions
Finding a location without asking for directions
cleaning your pistol
B b q
Being a rebel for at least one day and saying fukk the world
Doing that extra push up/sit up
Hearing the wordas I need you from a woman thats really feeling you
Getting your suit tailored
That feeling when your car gets waxed
Growing a beard

 

[Nymbus]

Growing a beard

Eternal boyhood problems

fighting your brothers/cousins just for fun
not wanting her to catch you flaccid
Accidentally sitting on your own nuts
Acting like you don't give a chit if a bug or mouse appears and you with a bunch of panicky females

 

[mtu wa chuma]

"Let's just be friends."

You're like a brother to me

 

[YoungSimpson]

not wanting her to catch you flaccid
Accidentally sitting on your own nuts

 

[ben anderson]

Eternal boyhood problems

not wanting her to catch you flaccid

 

[Tako]

Wanting to go 3 rounds until you bust that 1 nut

Be the man of the house when weird noises happen outside therefore having to go outside at night

Women eye fukking you when your always with your ol lady

 

[jeh]

A girl/woman yelling cause its a bug,insects or whatever tge hell it is and going to see what it is snd having to get rid of it

Remembering birthdays and shyt(names included)


Resisting and having the self control not to yell at the top of your lungs GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN LOL

 

[Supercoolmayo]

When you about to dap your boy up but you don't know which handshake to use

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Trying not to make it obvious that you looking at that fat ass thats approaching you when you are out in public with your lady,(thats when they are in abundance)

Getting caught up in some bullshyt woman show your girl is watching and having to check yourself.

 

[BruhMayne]

When you about to dap your boy up but you don't know which handshake to use

when one nikka goes in for the handshake-hug and the other goes just for the shake

 

[Ohene]

Taking a shyt and trying not to let your dikk touch the water or bowl.

Not peeing after busting a nut and falling asleep and when you finally piss it sprays out as a crazy angle due to blockage of dried cum in the tube.

trying to watch the game while eating your girl out.

shyt is inevitable