Problems Every Guy Will Understand....

newworldafro

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having sex with a female and not knowing her hair aint real till you go to pull on it when hitting it from the back :sadcam:

:russ: This happened for me last week. She stopped me before I was bout to get a good grab. I need some natural hair to grab on :patrice:

When you about to dap your boy up but you don't know which handshake to use


when one nikka goes in for the handshake-hug and the other goes just for the shake
:dead:

Or some associate or someone your haven't seen in awhile, and shiit is off :laugh:
 

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Eternal boyhood problems:mjcry:

fighting your brothers/cousins just for fun
not wanting her to catch you flaccid:whoa:
Accidentally sitting on your own nuts:facepalm:
Acting like you don't give a chit if a bug or mouse appears and you with a bunch of panicky females:ehh:
wish i couldn't relate :mjcry:
 

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:russ: This happened for me last week. She stopped me before I was bout to get a good grab. I need some natural hair to grab on :patrice:






Or some associate or someone your haven't seen in awhile, and shiit is off :laugh:


Lol can't touch the hair lol women be tripping bought thst shyt. But im like, you gone sweat out while we fukking lol
 

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Trying not to make it obvious that you looking at that fat ass thats approaching you when you are out in public with your lady,(thats when they are in abundance)

Getting caught up in some bullshyt woman show your girl is watching and having to check yourself.
"but I was still starin at the titties though":youngsabo:
 

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Her suggesting the place for your date then expecting you to pay the whole thing. :stopitslime:


Being forced to accept plus sized models, while still having to compete with 5% bf male models.
 
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Trying to pee with an erection. :snoop:

boo booing and then when you think you think you done and bout to get up , a lol Hershey kiss pebble drop out just in time.
:whew:

Peeing then putting ya piece back in ya pants and having bonus pee come out then run down ya leg.
Gotta walk around with ya pants leg moist.
:mjcry:
 
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