" Protected by nikkas with big dikks,AK's and 187 skills "

[kingdizzy01]

"Hoe give up the cock, or you can get up outta here
I'm living like a mac, the narcist will be minimal" -2pac, 'Dayz of a Criminal'

"Little ecstacy, Hennesey, mix with me
Picture me pay for p*ssy when the dikk's for free
Hey now, where my nikkaz at? Tell these hoes" -2pac, 'nikkaz Nature'

 

[Existential]

"I love you so much, I'll suck on your Daddy's dikk"

This line is a risky Pryor quote that aged badly. It's like, it's gay as fukk, but it's not gay at all at the same time. He intentionally meant to say some homo shyt as a joke.

It's actually nowhere near as bad as this line:

you ain't got the skills to eat a nikkas ass like me

I vote this as the most perfect example of unintentional self-ether in all of hip hop. We all know, that this was an honest mistake. No other line gives a stronger impression of being a mistake than this one.

Everything else is either too blatant or too subtle. But this line achieves an impossibly perfect balance.

You just know what Canibus really meant just as strongly as what he didn't. Out of all the other rappers, Canibus definitely wasn't going into any gay territory. He had pure intentions, and was all about "eating MCs for breakfast," which everyone was doing back then (especially in the 90s).

But somehow, he fukked up and managed to create what is literally the worst possible phrasing of battle rap concepts, the perfect storm of slang and metaphorical language. His reputation as a talented lyricist makes this worse than all other examples in this thread. This line will haunt him for the rest of his life.

 

[VBM]

Mannie Fresh on the beginning of "You Dig" from the Hot Boys - Guerilla Warfare album

[Mannie Fresh]
Dude there's three things that I love in life
Hot dog, hot ride and Hot muthafukkin Boyz!!!

 

[keond]

"I can do a split and turn around like Alvin Ailey"-Q-tip

 

[Ski Mask]

fukk Faces(Devin the Dude)

"I stuck my fist up in her cock, she didn't budge or Move it
Sucking and fukking, man she loved to do it"

 

[livindajetlife]

DMX "Here comes the Boom"

“Motherfukka, I’ll rip your butthole outta place”

 

[livindajetlife]

"Olivia, I mean for a man she hot"
-Game ... always thought this line was gay as shyt

 

[phatphuck]

that second half of snoop on the chronic intro was wild h0mo when he was speaking in that voice

"bu bu but you know what i want yall to do for me
i want yall to put these bizzalls, in ya jizalls..."

i dont wanna picture what he was doin when he was recording those vocals

 

[baller4ever85]

"To bring in the light to what's dark like a nark on a drug bust
nikkas know the deal when I thrust" -Large Pro

 

[Ski Mask]

Any rapper who tried to turn the word cock into a slang term for p*ssy.

 

[Free White & 21]

my clothes dirty, dikk shytty, and my knife bloody


DMX with the murderous fakkitry

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

"nikka when we see your ass we gonna cut your hair off and fukk u with a broom stick"

 

[shopthatwrecks]

This is the " rap lyrics that were only acceptable in the 90's" thread.


add on brehs.

ya daddy told eiht

"i aint never had my dikk sucked by a man be4...but u gone be the 1st u lil trick ass hoe"


he told everlast a couple yrs be4 that ..

"u gotta big booty everlast let me tag it"

 

[Blackmamba24]

that second half of snoop on the chronic intro was wild h0mo when he was speaking in that voice

"bu bu but you know what i want yall to do for me
i want yall to put these bizzalls, in ya jizalls..."

i dont wanna picture what he was doin when he was recording those vocals

That was warren g in the second half though....

 

[shopthatwrecks]

"thinkin bout her nose bein all up in my ass hole...suckin on butt n givin me all her cash flow"- 3-2 my sweet trick