RiffRaff

Superstar
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
7,865
Reputation
2,119
Daps
32,636
Reppin
Houston to LA like I'm Robert Horry.
Shout out to my pops for paying to get my Windshield fixed when I was in college. :salute:

I said idk what happened, it must have been a prank or they got the wrong car.

He was like "righttttttt :smugfavre:"

After that situation I only fukk jumpoffs to get my own nut. :dame:

I don't have time to deal with the consequences if they get hooked so they going to get this mediocre dikk tonight :dame:
 

The Mad Titan

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
May 27, 2012
Messages
51,870
Reputation
13,249
Daps
129,956
:mjlol: I hope he don't throw spaghetti sauce in my face and be like you washed thot :damn: I feel like this weekends date thread will be Peridot's weekend date of Ls from Coli hell


I actually dont know what to think :lupe:


lol but nah, I doubt you got anything to worry about.


Let me be the god father and pick the middle name tho.:mjcry:
 

Londilon

Superstar
Joined
Dec 8, 2012
Messages
12,563
Reputation
1,315
Daps
45,757
Reppin
NULL
Forget about how his money is set up... its not like what he's saying in the OP isn't true.:yeshrug:

Even the brehettes on here like :lawd:

Money is always first nikka bytches come easy. Worry about easy p*ssy, brehs.
 

Hejdå

Inactive
Joined
Sep 11, 2015
Messages
11,815
Reputation
4,940
Daps
75,156
2ABRTpe.gif
:dead:
 

Shadow King

Quiet N***a Loud Choppa
Supporter
Joined
Oct 31, 2012
Messages
44,366
Reputation
3,850
Daps
88,970
Reppin
Hometown of Cherokee at Law
Only twice I got turned out off some good good. ....:mjlol: Ls on Ls on Ls.....I was jumping on nikkas cars like "I hate you! ! Don't leave me! !" Ripping up stuffed animals, destroying property, crying hysterically for hours on end to make nikkas feel guilty and scared, hitting up the nikka side pieces on social media :russ: and blasting his life, written multiple page love letters...more Ls and more Ls totally humiliating
:whoa: canceling all prospective DM attempts :beli:
 

Shadow King

Quiet N***a Loud Choppa
Supporter
Joined
Oct 31, 2012
Messages
44,366
Reputation
3,850
Daps
88,970
Reppin
Hometown of Cherokee at Law
Been through this one.Met this cougar chick at Walmart(:francis:) who had two grown daughters and a grown ass son living with her.

Ran through mom & the daughters, but then the son came up to me talking bout "So when's my turn?" :merchant::scust:


One of the most bugged out moments of my life
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


:laff:
:laff:
:laff:
:laff:
:laff:
:laff:
:laff:
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:








Not really an L though just had to be creative :salute:
 

Mowgli

Veteran
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
104,356
Reputation
14,129
Daps
246,475
What are you then? :francis:

C'mon Mowg you just ain't tryna share, afraid I'ma show up at the barbecue with one of them Chinese cousins skinning and grinning on some :umad:
Reread what I said.

This isn't for you, unless you part of weirdo gang
 
Top