Question and Answer game :Coli Edition

[Token]

Q: What if u took 4 Advils but they turned out to be molly pills, and frosty tha snow man popped up, holding 2 Happy Meals but son was mad stingy and wouldnt give u any, and Mickey Mouse walked up, finger popping Minnie, and that hoe was cumming hard, crying and thanking God, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

A: Very good question.

Well, first off that stingy nikka frosty would be coming up off that happy meal cause real nikkas like me keep lighters on deck and them fries be the shyt. Mickey and Minnie ain't really bothering me so they can get it how they live for as long as they living. I never had a klondike bar but I did have a blonde dyke try to get my number, that's neither here nor there tho. To be completely honest I'd probably be dead from the 4 mollies I accidentally but on purpose popped because my immune system ain't really bout that life so all this shyt that's going on would actually be what's going on in heaven but see that's the thing, I don't believe in heaven so maybe I'm just in a coma.

 

[AgentGrey]

A: Very good question.

Well, first off that stingy nikka frosty would be coming up off that happy meal cause real nikkas like me keep lighters on deck and them fries be the shyt. Mickey and Minnie ain't really bothering me so they can get it how they live for as long as they living. I never had a klondike bar but I did have a blonde dyke try to get my number, that's neither here nor there tho. To be completely honest I'd probably be dead from the 4 mollies I accidentally but on purpose popped because my immune system ain't really bout that life so all this shyt that's going on would actually be what's going on in heaven but see that's the thing, I don't believe in heaven so maybe I'm just in a coma.

I refuse to believe a 17 yr old girl wrote this
:deadmax: :deadmax: :deadmax:

 

[Ashley Banks]

Q: If you could change something about yourself physically what would it be?

A: I'd be light skinned


No I'm joking......uhhhh, I'd probably make my eyes slightly bigger. They are kinda small and weird, they make me look like I'm doing a permanent

 

[Token]

I refuse to believe a 17 yr old girl wrote this
:deadmax: :deadmax: :deadmax:

Damn.....I even type old as hell. I stay losing.

 

[Wild self]

Q: Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?

A: Depends on the circumstances.

 

[concise]

if a beautiful wench invited you to stay the night over her house but informed that her granny lived with her and kept the burner in her drawer...would you still go?


Sure, I've been told I'm nice and respectable by plenty of grannies.



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If you was flying on a plane above my town, and I was gazing at the sky.......Would you feel intact and reassured if I began to wave goodbye?

Maybe. But why not wave hello instead?

 

[Token]

Q: Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?

A: I actually want to do both. I'd be all the way down too. Cause hardened thugs like me don't get scared.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Q: Can a person ever become addicted to counseling/therapy? If so, how would you treat their addiction? Would you take them to see a therapist?

A: I'm sure that can happen. I think a good treatment for that addiction is for them to learn how to deal with their problems on their own without the help of a therapist.

 

[AgentGrey]

Q: What age did you stop being afraid of the dark?
A: 10, I used to run around trying to flip the light switch and walk close to my father's/brother's side. They told me to stop being a bytch about it because if a monster came out of the dark, it would most likely kill everybody.
I went home that night and sat in the dark like ......

 

[Ashley Banks]

Q: 3 blind mice, 3 blind mice... was in a restaurant, eating some fried rice, and on the fried rice was peas and soy sauce, and the nikka behind the counter looked like Randy Moss, now how the fukk them mice even see their rice and peas? And how the fukk you know if that is where you should be?

A: I don't even know how to answer this.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Q: 3 blind mice, 3 blind mice... was in a restaurant, eating some fried rice, and on the fried rice was peas and soy sauce, and the nikka behind the counter looked like Randy Moss, now how the fukk them mice even see their rice and peas? And how the fukk you know if that is where you should be?

A: I don't even know how to answer this.

Token would

 

[concise]

Do you sing in the shower?

Yes. Usually nursery songs or old R&B songs.

 

[Token]

Q: What If that nikka went to Jared's, and got you that Emerald bracelet, but ya brother walked up and his face was full of hatred, and that nikka stabbed your brother, then struck an ill pose, then snorted 3 lines up his very wide nose, and told you he was sorry, for the loss of your sibling, and kicked a freestyle about the life of Rudyard Kipling, then asked for your forgiveness but he forgot to mention, the time-bomb he set, in ya mama's kitchen?

A: Why that nikka go to Jared's when every kiss begins with K? Diamonds are my bestfriend so that bracelet gets sent away. My brother stay hating so I understand him getting slammed. My boo striking poses? Lemme go and grab my cam. Wide nose? Nah... I only fukk with whites. Coke really ain't a problem as long as it's done out of sight. He wanna kick a freestyle, he really wanna rock? We can start a battlerap.....Jimmy Vs. Poppa Doc. Forgiveness can be given and my mom ain't in the kitchen. Her ass never cooks so she'll be safe somewhere trippin. My sis would get blown up cause she stay making ramen. My cat would die too cause her bowl is next to the garbage. Wait....THAT nikka KILLED MY CAT?!?!! Now I want him dead. He's easily replaced cause all he's good for is a little head



Oh yea, in the mist of all my bytching.....I forgot to ask that nikka. "Who the fukk is Rudyard Kipling?"

 

[StarClout]

Q: What If that nikka went to Jared's, and got you that Emerald bracelet, but ya brother walked up and his face was full of hatred, and that nikka stabbed your brother, then struck an ill pose, then snorted 3 lines up his very wide nose, and told you he was sorry, for the loss of your sibling, and kicked a freestyle about the life of Rudyard Kipling, then asked for your forgiveness but he forgot to mention, the time-bomb he set, in ya mama's kitchen?

A: Why that nikka go to Jared's when every kiss begins with K? Diamonds are my bestfriend so that bracelet gets sent away. My brother stay hating so I understand him getting slammed. My boo striking poses? Lemme go and grab my cam. Wide nose? Nah... I only fukk with whites. Coke really ain't a problem as long as it's done out of sight. He wanna kick a freestyle, he really wanna rock? We can start a battlerap.....Jimmy Vs. Poppa Doc. Forgiveness can be given and my mom ain't in the kitchen. Her ass never cooks so she'll be safe somewhere trippin. My sis would get blown up cause she stay making ramen. My cat would die too cause her bowl in next to the garbage. Wait....THAT nikka KILLED MY CAT?!?!! Now I want him dead. He's easily replaced cause all he's good for is a little head



Oh yea, in the mist of all my bytching.....I forgot to ask that nikka. "Who the fukk is Rudyard Kipling?"

This whole post has me in tears


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[Binary]

Eating pancakes and bored. Send me some interesting qs.