So my ex work husband, let's talk about him.
He's actually a cool dude BUT likes to use his position to fukk on his female staff. Not a fan of that but we don't work for the same company.
He likes to try to use silly shyt like the name of his recruiter or a "business lunch" to get at me. It annoys the fukk outta me. We'll be in the middle on a conversation and he'll cut it off to pretend he's talking to a woman. "HEY BOO!"
Who does that at work?
Oh okay you wanna play? I like to play too.
I have no interest in the man but I figured I was already terrorizing one the manager, why not 2. It's about the principal.
So I wait until one of my assistants comes in. I told her earlier I have a story to tell her. So she comes in, I make sure he's in ear shot and I start telling this wild story about a guy who I want to put me through the mattress.
It's not a sexual story (nor do I use the mattress line) but it's entertaining nonetheless. This man is ear hustling so bad he damn near fell out his chair.
I tell her my crush is a GOD and how we had this crazy moment we made eye contact. I'm showing her pictures of dude. I'm hyping the story up (kinda). She's laughing and the ear hustler is PISSED. Mad as fukk pretending to do work.
I even stop the story right at the good part to talk to my evening staff for like 20 minutes. I know he is irritated as fukk. Dude normally leaves at 4:00pm on the dot. NOT today! Lol
I didn't leave until 6:30pm and he was still there when I left. He looked sad as fukk.
Got them both staying late. Ha ha
Anyway, my tip on dealing with men is "Comparison is their poison."
He's actually a cool dude BUT likes to use his position to fukk on his female staff. Not a fan of that but we don't work for the same company.
He likes to try to use silly shyt like the name of his recruiter or a "business lunch" to get at me. It annoys the fukk outta me. We'll be in the middle on a conversation and he'll cut it off to pretend he's talking to a woman. "HEY BOO!"
Who does that at work?Oh okay you wanna play? I like to play too.
I have no interest in the man but I figured I was already terrorizing one the manager, why not 2. It's about the principal.
So I wait until one of my assistants comes in. I told her earlier I have a story to tell her. So she comes in, I make sure he's in ear shot and I start telling this wild story about a guy who I want to put me through the mattress.
It's not a sexual story (nor do I use the mattress line) but it's entertaining nonetheless. This man is ear hustling so bad he damn near fell out his chair.
I tell her my crush is a GOD and how we had this crazy moment we made eye contact. I'm showing her pictures of dude. I'm hyping the story up (kinda). She's laughing and the ear hustler is PISSED. Mad as fukk pretending to do work.
I even stop the story right at the good part to talk to my evening staff for like 20 minutes. I know he is irritated as fukk. Dude normally leaves at 4:00pm on the dot. NOT today! Lol
I didn't leave until 6:30pm and he was still there when I left. He looked sad as fukk.
Got them both staying late. Ha ha
Anyway, my tip on dealing with men is "Comparison is their poison."
