Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
HE KILLED THAT GIRL, BROTHER! I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL THE STATUE OF LIMITATIONS RAN OUT OR ELSE I'D BE DRAGGED INTO WRESTLER'S COURT, DUDE! VINCE IS HAGGLING WITH THE FUNERAL HOME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE JIMMY DIDN'T WRITE HIS WILL IN ENGLISH, MEAN GENE!