Man I'm in college, we had a little place off campus, nice row house...
Anyway, we used to throw some legendary parties, and we ALWAYS partied on 4th of July. Well, my boy Mike (pretty boy Mike Bibby lookin Spanish nikka) bought these 3 chicks with him. One of them was feeling one of my roommates, another wasn't all that and was getting no play, the last one took a liking to me.
Fast forward, we playing beer pong, watching videos on TV, just hanging and smoking, all like 10 of us. So the night is winding down and the chick that was feeling me tells me she doesn't have to leave, I'm like
yessir!! But I only had had sex like once before so I was basically new to the game. So we downstairs in my room and it's like 1:30-2am so I'm tired but trying to hold it together to smash this broad. So I roll up a blunt and we get to smoking and she all over me, telling me how cute I am and she lucky she holla'd at me first...My head getting swole but I don't know how to react to this, I'm actually nervous cause I didn't know how to make the first move.
She telling me all this stuff, how she would "love to lay down" and "she tired and need to cuddle up" and I'm sitting there smoking just listening. Not making a EFFING MOVE. She basically stripped down to tshirt and boy shorts and I'm literally telling her she can lay on my bed. She does (excitedly), and I go back to the EFFING COUCH. I talk to her for about 4 minutes while she had that disgusted look on her face. I pass out and wake up and have to take her to the 169th Street Station. Needless to say, she was pissed and didn't say a word in the car and never returned any phone calls...
I felt like a retard after I told my roommates, and they was like "dog, she was ready, she told her homegirls that she was gonna let you have it." I had no EFFING idea
wouldn't happen now tho, bet that!!!
Anyway, we used to throw some legendary parties, and we ALWAYS partied on 4th of July. Well, my boy Mike (pretty boy Mike Bibby lookin Spanish nikka) bought these 3 chicks with him. One of them was feeling one of my roommates, another wasn't all that and was getting no play, the last one took a liking to me.
Fast forward, we playing beer pong, watching videos on TV, just hanging and smoking, all like 10 of us. So the night is winding down and the chick that was feeling me tells me she doesn't have to leave, I'm like
yessir!! But I only had had sex like once before so I was basically new to the game. So we downstairs in my room and it's like 1:30-2am so I'm tired but trying to hold it together to smash this broad. So I roll up a blunt and we get to smoking and she all over me, telling me how cute I am and she lucky she holla'd at me first...My head getting swole but I don't know how to react to this, I'm actually nervous cause I didn't know how to make the first move.She telling me all this stuff, how she would "love to lay down" and "she tired and need to cuddle up" and I'm sitting there smoking just listening. Not making a EFFING MOVE. She basically stripped down to tshirt and boy shorts and I'm literally telling her she can lay on my bed. She does (excitedly), and I go back to the EFFING COUCH. I talk to her for about 4 minutes while she had that disgusted look on her face. I pass out and wake up and have to take her to the 169th Street Station. Needless to say, she was pissed and didn't say a word in the car and never returned any phone calls...
I felt like a retard after I told my roommates, and they was like "dog, she was ready, she told her homegirls that she was gonna let you have it." I had no EFFING idea
wouldn't happen now tho, bet that!!!
like she wasnt there.
I was stuterring and shyt, at the time was was like the finest girl that ever talked to me.
and CLOWNED me for months. One of them still brings it up til this day, I'll never live that down.