*Rant* Why does everytime you visit a new barbershop

GreenGrass

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keep trying out different barbers as you will find one that is good for you. it's probably a good idea to find one in the morning to avoid the line ups. the ones i hate the most are the ones always playing rap music or the ones that are always on their cellphones on social media or some shyt. i just got a hair cut to a barber shop i have not been to in like 7 years and the dude gave me a discount. that is loyalty. i told the dude i will come there more often for haircuts.
 

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3 things to avoid in a barbershop.

1.) Any female...99% of females cutting hair aren't doing a good job. Yeah, she might be cute, yeah you might want some soft hands on your head, but in reality she's going to give you a cut that if she saw you she'd curve you cause your hair is fukked up.
2.) The nikka with the open chair when there's people waiting. There's a reason he's open and people are waiting.
3.) The only nikka in the shop. 9 times out of 10, the good barbers have made their money and can afford to not be there 24/7 while the nikka struggling can't afford to not be there.

1) Very true with the exception of some manly dykes. One manly dyke cut me real good and sharp but she was very manly. This kinda is similar to how some females would let a flaming gay man do their hair.
2) VERY TRUE!!! I've experienced this and seen this many times. Most barbers good to exceptional at their craft will have people lined up. Our area is a military area with some colleges so that's partially why barbers have to keep acquiring new clientele. But average to below average barbers tend to have a hard time keeping returning customers. People especially young bruhs don't want to look fuked up around the hairline or have a fuked up cut altogether...its not a confidence booster plus we like having women tell us we look good. When women give me compliments, this causes me to want to go back to the barber.
 

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Never had that problem. And I let a female cut my hair at a salon. She actually does fades and tapers pretty good, I'm surprised :ehh:
 

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Me and my barber are so cool I call him the day b4 to let him know I'm coming:ehh:, I always walk in with a straight face lookin foward,I ain't doin no eye contact with the trash barbers:mjlol:
 

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Real talk my niqqaz....why does it feel like when you find a good barber...the wait time is so long and it feels like u in a beauty shop waiting many hours like some women do. I mean one of my barbers take his time, get their late, have to have smoking breaks and hit the blunt between cuts, ask u to buy him food before u come, or have u come to the shop and he be there over an hour late. Other than that, dude cool AF, very personable and always low key high. He a plug for some shyt too if u into recreational party favors.
 

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Wait outside the barbershop and look at the nikkas with cuts coming out. If it look nice ask them who cut them.
 

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My new barber is a bit slow. Didnt notice it until after I stepped in the chair :mjcry:
I couldnt say no brehs.

He did a good job tho. Not great but Imma keep going back.
 

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fukk all that, I got my barber coming to my crib to cut my shyt. He just moved shops cause he moved to a new house, turns out he moved 3 minutes away from where I stay. :obama:


No avoiding the wack barbers or telling them to let my breh work while they trying to give tips like they know what they're doing.
 

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This was the worst apart about moving. So far i'm like 1-3 on barbers here, some of these dudes need to be arrested for posing as barbers :snoop:
 
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